There’s just something so amazing about seeing Josh with a golden Captain’s patch

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1. I just came

2. The flow suits him

3. Holy shit he’s gorgeous

4. He looks so majestic with long hair.

5. Is that Jim Morrison or am I having an acid flashback?

6. He makes me cream my britches

7. The lettuce!

8. Passing has been very efficient. Hopefully more TDs to come

9. Not playing like a captain tonight. Playing like absolute utter trash.

10. It would be more amazing if he stops throwing picks

11. Almost as many interceptions as stars on that patch

12. Take the patch off it’s fucking cursed

13. Maybe he could stop playing like a dumbass and we can stop worrying about his looks

14. Aged like milk

15. He’s a clown. Go fuck starlets and not watch film.

16. Did they accidentally stitch it all the way through to his arm and cut a tendon or something?

17. Maybe the Captain needs to steer the ship instead of aiming for icebergs.

18. Turnover machine

19. I’d take it away and make him earn it back

20. Shave your head

21. Captain Crunch

22. Captain for the Jets maybe, played like garbage!

23. Isn’t that C for “Crapola” like he played tonight? 😬

24. Do they give those to the league leaders in INT’s?

25. Maybe he should stop banging actresses and do his job.