Edmonton Oilers vs Dallas Stars GAME 5 w/Superbman – NHL PLAYOFFS

Edmonton Oilers vs Dallas Stars GAME 5 w/Superbman – NHL PLAYOFFS

[Music] you [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] he [Music] [Music] la king players no he’s not he’s talking to Melrose basically questioning my Integrity when you think that you know what the right decision is you have to act on it what does Willie need to do he needs to get out of here I’m Irish we stubborn wonderful Advantage not making the playoffs four years in a roll the [ __ ] Montreal Canadians they’re going to come back from 31 down up one nothing up 2-1 up 32 to lose game six and game seven why every single [ __ ] year not again not again not a third period comeback in Game 7 he bled not again this guy is such an idiot here well well well I get the audio on audio off for you guys right here for the Canadian national anthem baby we got game five between the Edmonton Oilers and the Dallas Stars how’s it going twitch how’s it going YouTube good to see you all here tonight holy [ __ ] I’m actually doing a full game again not showing up in the second intermission or the first intermission all right let me shut up all the national anthems are playing sing along John please I need to sync it up H when we get to the game play I’ll get the time for you Stars who you rooting for John let’s go Oilers I don’t know if it’s going to happen but I was hoping for an Oilers Rangers final I’ll settle for an Oilers Florida final we don’t want Florida versus Dallas oh God please no stars all right out of the two series I’m pretty sure pretty sure this one is going seven Edmonton Dallas feels like it’s going seven I think the the Florida Panthers might be able to get that done in game six against the Rangers unless the Rangers show up and play like a completely different team man John that’s bman dream the warmest finals ever topping Vegas Florida last year oh my God right right right ah all right so what are we going to get tonight another defensive matchup or is this going to get real is the intensity going to get up there physicality going to get up there are we going to get some goal tending big question mark surrounding steart Skinner what kind of game is Stuart Skinner going to have for the Edmonton Oilers what was the game that RoboCop went off in was that game three I think Edmonton had the early lead in game three right and then and Dallas ended up winning uh games two and three yeah so steuart Skinner dropped the ball in game three it was can he get back behind the eightball here face off dropped and we are underway here in game number five ladies and gentlemen I’ll give you guys a timing uh update oh there we go right over the bench immediately I’ll give you guys a timing update once it starts they’re showing all the line changes and stuff at the top I’ve watched a handful of games for this series and I’ve been bored out of my mind venomous snake yeah I hear what you’re saying but this is game five now we got the first stage out of the way whoever wins tonight they got the chance two chances to get to the Stanley Cup Final you got to treat this one like it’s a game seven going to be a tall task to be like for any one of these final four teams to be able to win back to back back games right the Rangers got to do it now Evan buard keeps that puck in Heyman an early chance for the Oilers intercepted in front by 53 that’s Wyatt Johnston and is tanv back in the game by the way I saw him walking in what kind of leg injury did that guy have I think he is back right buard gets it up tanv is in tanv is in the lineup all right tanv in the lineup that’s good for them they need that tanv is in tanv is back won hell of a series well we had an electric first period in game number four unfortunately I wasn’t there for it so we’ll see how game number five uh uh shapes up here Darnell nurse breaking it up for the Oilers nice pass to the right wing Oilers just content to get that puck in deep I like it sending three bodies on the forche McLoud in there Derrik Ryan in there Dallas makes a good breakout pass though forche goes nowhere that’s dry cidal McLoud McLoud and dry cidal is that not a trip McLoud that looked like a trip to me shot on the net Stewart Skinner bad rebound kulak get that puck up get it up kulak there you go man Dallas throwing the body early the fans getting into it Darnell nurse now center of the ice moves up to drle Cory Perry when do they put Cory Perry back in there I I don’t remember Cory Perry playing at all number 90 Corey Perry is [ __ ] playing let’s go all right last time I watched Cory Perry this deep in the playoff run he was playing with the Montreal Canadians in 2021 Canadian fans you remember that line Cory Perry Eric stall and who was it it was [ __ ] oh man who was that other guy Joel armia that was like their best line man at they every time in the defensive end they were able to get the puck out and get it in deep and freaking start for checking Perry is back all right bro I didn’t know Perry is an Oiler you telling me Perry might make another Stanley Cup Final how many years what is he so he’s on Dallas in 2020 [ __ ] uh uh who lost to yeah he was on Dallas in 20120 Montreal in 2021 whose team was he on in 2022 he was on Tampa and they lost right to Colorado right he wasn’t on he wasn’t on Florida last year was he who was he on last year John do you know why Perry left Chicago uh we’re not starting that we’re not starting that number nonsense that was that [ __ ] uh a rumor that was going on earlier in the season right we’re not no we’re not doing that we are not doing that whatsoever you jackasses Johnny could you use your old intro for the next GM mode vid my old intro what are you talking about what old intro old intro quick shot on the net is that Matias yanm Mark he had a big game four a lot of Oilers had a big game four the one with the drums in the WWE vids we need the first ever 2bc intro as a throwback what the [ __ ] the old TB what are you talking what outro though I don’t know what you’re talking about this old outro the old intro is loud as bog YouTube is a different place now we don’t really need intros Dallas in the middle oh my goodness gracious hinan keeps it in real good play by hkin and Stan kovi he’s looking for that puck as well Oilers are going to clear that puck the one with the drums all right uh if we get a commercial break I should have everything on I organized my whole desktop if you guys want I can search for my intros and outros during the commercial break sure you guys want stuff to do [ __ ] it we can do it I don’t endorse this but it’d be funny all right ARC Trooper I’ll make sure to turn down the freaking volume before I put it on wo look at McDavid go through the middle shot on the net good save by Jake ainger behind the net now there’s Ryan nen Hopkins Edmonton has their first lineup there he got Hyman in the slot Newen Hopkins and McDavid down low EOL pinches up EOL loves to pinch doesn’t he and that puck goes over the glass ladies and gentlemen our first partial commercial break Download the gaming app Ontario I gaming bet 365 gamble your life savings away with a small percentage that you can make more money brought to you by bet 365 yeah oh my God man they just they just it’s just it’s it’s constant isn’t it constant wasn’t there a time where that was like thought of as immoral or irrational or or unethical that’s the word I’m looking for to Pro promoting gambling on sports games while at the same time you’re telling coaches and referees and players they’re not allowed to gamble like what is this double stand standard hypoc hypocrisy I guess the alight Almighty dollar speaks if it if it makes sense with the almighty dollar that’s all that matters right all for money 100% oh man gambling is fun while you hating a pilo Cox gambling might be fun when you’re winning but remember the house always wins games are created to take the money from you and you’re not Superman so it will happen to you let’s go John I got my pirated stream synced up let’s go buddy pirated stream yeah you guys can share streams in the Discord don’t share streams here on Twitch or YouTube I don’t know if you’ll get in trouble with that but you can definitely join our Discord server there’s a freaking ongoing chat in there all the time now with how freaking consistent we’ve been over the last like month or so Discord is fired up again so make sure to join that and you guys can absolutely share links with one another in there we don’t care but just don’t do it on Twitch or YouTube because I don’t want I don’t want you guys to get banned like I don’t know what the rules are on YouTube and twitch marchment marchment the forehand spin AR raama making moves on Evan Bard there Dallas back to the point heskin is GNA lean into one Marchman he oh Marchman sticks broken he’s pissed off with that I think he felt like he had a golden opportunity to deflect it back to hining again fantastic Finn Jesus was that Marchman that was Robertson RoboCop watch out for him dead or alive you’re coming with me are we going to see RoboCop siding newon Hopkins out wide McDavid quick shot blocked in front by 23 who’s 23 is that tanv is tanv 20 no who’s 23 that’s endell tanv is what Petrovic is 28 tanv is three behind the net Zack Heyman Hyman looking Heyman probing Heyman in the left corner Heyman walking out Heyman still with the puck Heyman does not want to give the puck up and then he’s shoots it f man this was my Coke money now it’s yours what kind of eightball you getting with $2 brother that that’s probably bakon soda and some other [ __ ] don’t do it don’t do it it’s better in my pocket that was my Coke money two [ __ ] dollars Jesus appreciate it though F man thank you very much oh my big body check the ref the the the fans want a a penalty it’s not going to happen Vander Kane back to the point Darnell nurse with a quick shot good save by Jake ainger that’s McDavid is out there head up nice pass nice pass Oh my he found kulak I think it was pinching from the blue line ottinger into a better save though oers looking good early Darnell nurse good breakup pass to Evander Vander Kane cross the Blue Line gets the puck back centering ooh almost got it there to him watch out whoa Jamie Ben almost had that hit lined up ladies and gentlemen old outro with the Blue Jays rtts walk-off I don’t know I I’ll look I’ll look for things I don’t know what you guys are talking about though behind the net good Pace to this game nice early Pace from the shot kolak kolak is shooting that puck Good Start by the Oilers looking good energy in their legs playing in the offensive zone taking shots on net good commercial all right what okay let me see if I can find something here all right so let me mute you uh let me try to find it let me try to find it you were with twitch emotes which overlays El got records oh God uh it’s probably switch overlays no twitch emotes no Vegas save files new pcks Elgato records no all series edits is that it no [ __ ] I don’t know where it is might not be here where would I have it uh maybe it’s in my John Stu oh here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go 2bc logos and outro 2bc logos outros and logos John outro hang on that’s a bunch of music John outro 2bc new outro that one that one there you go no sound there’s no sound oh my I’m an idiot sorry let me do it again [ __ ] me I suck so much be sure to check out our website 2bc sports.com where the hockey talk continues find myself and others in the live interactive chat or dive into the active forums to talk about sports and gaming you can also find us on Twitch where the live streams come to life fck off [Music] [Laughter] yeah that one oh there you go uh outro do I have another one 2bc outro new outro new outro outro outro one new outro uhoh new intro new outro let’s try this ow yeah I don’t know where the the the sunny gray one [Music] is yeah the I think this whole thing is for that yeah I don’t know I have to look I have to continue to look I’d have to continue to look ladies and gentlemen game’s back yeah yeah I’m I’m back I’m back it’s cool that I have all this stuff on on the uh on the PC I can just go back to it if uh if the if I ever need to right there you go good times the one with the MC outro as well [ __ ] loud as balls sorry that’s got to be it it was loud as [Laughter] [ __ ] different time right different time I mean now you got videos that would be shorter than my entire [ __ ] intro and outro different time on YouTube the Tik Tok era baby ain’t no time for a damn intro you got to get right to the freaking you got to get get right to the main course immediately is the website still up uh no the website’s not up anymore Discord just took over it’s too hard to maintain ADHD has ruined the intro that’s going to be an icing call I don’t know if I got any more now you guys got me interested I kind of want to look at and see if I can find anything else for you guys John stuff ah twitch music and it’s got to be 2bc logos and outros yeah those are like the files outro and logos it’s got to be here this is definitely the one new intro new outro but that’s some from 2014 2016 new outro uhoh this might be one all right remind me again at the next commercial break I got I got one it might be it remind me at the next commercial break I think I I think I got one that one was 2016 the one that we watched before was 2014 so I got one for 2016 oh my God Dallas is on fire right now that intro is from around 2014 I don’t even know how you guys remember this stuff Robocop Robocop trying to cut out on front robocup the puck is still there oh my God Edmonton move that effing [ __ ] get it out what are you doing John you’re missing some insane chances I know I’m here now I’m here wait a minute Cory Perry up the right wing nice pass oh my God mlau just missed the net shot from behind the goal line almost hit off a Dallas star to go in Edmonton tipped on front back and forth right now here in game number five yeah Dallas is dead Dallas is dead tired buard rip it oh fire that sucker earlier off the Stick of Harley and up and over the glass woo [Music] I actually perfectly remember the first time I came across your Channel 10 years ago wow must have been a big day for you guys huh refresh time check Johnny what are you telling me to refresh for oh go to live yeah you’re right I’m way behind there you go thank you for that I’m at 11:15 1114 1113 1112 1110 09 8 7 6 five that is what I’m at ladies and G gentlemen let me know if that was good enough for you yeah I was definitely far enough behind appreciate it boys I must have hit paus or something I think my first franchise I watched was Washington oh look at you guys man I got it perfect now win let’s go top shelf fantasy hockey bang nice body check Dallas clears that zone all the way down the ice going for icing no won’t go all the way duchane in on the four check Edmonton clears The Zone though up and over the glass up and over over the glass did I miss somebody hang on a second I think I missed somebody on YouTube didn’t I hang on where is it yeah F oh I got that yeah okay good if I missed any today when we were doing the live stream I do apologize holy [ __ ] what a live stream today you guys can talk about it but I’m not going to spoil anything oh my God quick shot again man Skinner making saves early in this game come on now Edmonton start playing better you started off the game well but Dallas is starting to turn the tables good for check Edmonton almost creates an opportunity right there vesi getting 70 next season we’ll see not icing not offside either move it Cody CCE CeCe stretch pass up to the left wing let’s go CCE nice pass Vander Kane trying to make moves on petravic not going to work Tom Harley Thomas Harley is his first name Thomas Thomas Harley [ __ ] I probably got that wrong what’s Harley’s first name help me out EV bushard Around the Net gets the puck back nice stretch pass Edmonton hitting these long stretch passes right now Conor Brown Conor Brown had a big game four also it’s right it’s Thomas okay sweet getting better with the names get that stick out of there buard Harley behind the net off the back end he’s going to clear it out to Center I there’s McDavid another loose Puck I mean another loose stick affecting the game play that freaking goal that McDavid should have scored if it wasn’t for the loose stick in the thank God they still got the win Petrovic moves it up there you go McDavid there you go McDavid mcdavid’s got it MCD Oh I thought he was turning the corner getting some speed can someone get that goddamn stick there’s two sticks in the middle of the ice man there’s two sticks Lumber everywhere referees help out up and over the glass thank God who scores first tonight Johnny I don’t know that’s a pick them it could it could be an earn goal it could be a shitty goal we don’t know Yeti stream tomorrow John you know it you know it commercial all right uh so the commercial again so let me turn that down let me turn that up all right uh outro protect your ears protect your ears this is ear warning I don’t know how loud this is I’m just going to click on it and [ __ ] [ __ ] hit [ __ ] happens be sure to check out our website 2bc sports.com where the hockey talk continues find myself another one right that was the same one yeah that was made in 2016 so I got to find something in like 2019 2016 they’re all 2016ss I don’t know where that newer one is it’s a 2bc outro number one that would be all of them 2016 let me just type it in the search bar see if something pops up yeah I think that’s all I got uh outro outro and logos outro and John’s outro main outro hey guys Johnny here and thanks for watching if you enjoyed the video give us a like hit that subscribe button and make sure notifications are on so you don’t miss out on any new content you can also swing by our website which has forums and a live chat that along with Twitter allows us to play with our subscribers and our GTA lobbies or the 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there you go that was the second one right uh uh red one’s my favorite I don’t know if we have okay hang on I got to try to find this intro the intro might be tough to find oh Jesus logos and outro it’s only outro intro anywhere outro yeah I’ll just do this Kieran thank you very much here you guys go what in the [ __ ] I can’t even watch my own intro let’s try that again oh God that’s pretty bad 12 years ago he returned all right all right holy [ __ ] [Applause] oh turn that volume down we good we good yeah yeah I muted it I muted it I got it muted uh Bang there you go you got it back was that all the ones you wanted to see I I can’t remember anything else I got man I got to I got to organize this better I have no clue where those files are even at pavelski makes a move oh my god did he just miss the net bring back the intro no it doesn’t work on YouTube that intro people are already clicking off your video with long intros like that man you got to instantly have them see that content main course immediately we don’t have time for no appetizer you know what that is that’s like a uh a yet to be successful influencer wanting to do a bunch of things to try to make their Channel look better you know what I mean I got all these different options let’s make an intro let’s make an outro let’s let’s do all this when you don’t even have any content to do it for you know what that reminds me of a lot of you know do you guys ever get pissed that these guys that I raid and they have followers only chat what the [ __ ] is that it’s almost like again like they just they’re overthinking it like I got all these tools at my disposal so let’s have these rules and we can do this and do that like what you’re just why would you have a follower only chat man that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever saw it’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen have the chat be wild and free that’s how you get people coming to see your content I leave immediately if they have follower chat only I know but I don’t think they that they realize I think it’s just like like the intro with earlier on they don’t quite understand what the audience is looking for and so you have all these options and all these tools so you feel like you’re creating something but I don’t know man can’t do can’t do freaking uh can’t do intros anymore definitely don’t work outro is not bad you I’ve got some information you want to tell the fans that’s fine the guy you rated today sucked that’s not nice Nick good Lord man you don’t have to be so negative the guy’s got a few viewers is probably one of the uh one of like a good day for him like oh my God I got raided you guys going to [ __ ] on him for that good Lord man I never joined the raids wow very flippity flop can’t even just go in there for a second to put a smile on some other influencer’s face huh can’t even do it can’t even do it all right so we got a power play for the Edmonton Oilers 6 minutes left here in the first dry Sidle been tossed out of the circle he’s not happy about it delandria face off one clean by the Oilers dyle getting kicked out of there was a good thing Bard finds noj no shot just whistles wide dry cdle back to buard again give it back to Leon yeah Leon ddle down low back to buard shot rebound and it’s in great job by the Oilers get that puck back to the point Hammer one on the taret bodies on front rebound and Ryan nin Hopkins buries it Oilers have a one- nothing lead there’s the power play they’re going crazy in Rogers Place The Diet Coke Arena Baby Ryan Nan Hopkins Big Goal biggest goal of his NHL career right there might be every time a goal is scored right now for any of these players it’s their biggest goal of their NHL career back to the point rebound bang yep there it is buard is great man I love Evan Bard’s right-handed shot from the point I got to say and I was asked the question is The Slap Shot dying well there’s an example of hammer it on the net and good things will happen I don’t think the slap shot’s dying Slap Shot for a snipe maybe but Slap Shot to hammer it on the net hell no first Power Play goal in the entire series is wild that’s the first Power Play goal in the entire series or just for the Oilers in the entire series that doesn’t seem right no Power Play Goals through the first four games that doesn’t seem right hint centering pass oh Robertson he had a little bit of an open net there but a weird angle try to get that puck On Target can understand that n is huge one in five makes sense they only had five power plays holy [ __ ] happy Friday John appreciate it will Carino YouTube coming in with the uh with the friendly chat good it’s a good start to tonight’s stream we got a good game I got energy second stream of the day the streak continues and the Oilers are up one- nothing life is good life could be better if the [ __ ] Leafs were there but I’d be a lot more anxious a lot more nervous I can just sit back and enjoy hockey right now Edmonton has scored the last six goals really clev what was the score in game four hang on were they up two nothing they lost four to two they were weren’t they yeah Dallas went up early two nothing and then Edmonton storm backck you’re right five goals unanswered none of the Dallas Stars could see the puck there Jake ottinger had to point it out to his players weird sequence behind the net Yan Mark big game four oh oh man you should have came out on the back end there Connor Brown what are you doing Conor Brown could absolutely have come out on the backhand there five to two so they scored the last six goals then right are we counting the empty Netter or not I’m counting the empty Netter the last six goals in this series have SC been scored by the Edmonton Oilers Johnny Superman where the bananas at what are you talking about motive man on YouTube the bananas at is there some sort of [ __ ] joke you guys are saying right now about me the hell I’ll turn the stream off that’s offside that’s got to be offside yeah at home that’s offside dude you’re great at this I subbed a couple streams ago glad I found you I appreciate RC Athletics if you just found me a couple streams ago [ __ ] check out our GM mode series we’re having a banger this year my God God the Utah yetis are just unbelievable Trevor J hopefully the Oilers aren’t going to be badly influenced after being swept by youy I appreciate it Trevor J you got to be a spoiler buddy there are people who are saving that to watch it before they go to bed oh my God Trevor J Trevor J Trevor j i i’ time you out but he donated five bucks so he’s one of he’s one of the boys or [ __ ] he’s one of the fans yeah I got to learn how to change my speech John super are you a banana in a pajama what in the [ __ ] is that a banana in a pajama I’m looking forward to the excitement you showed about the new F1 game oh my God RC I can’t wait until Motorsport manager 24 Motorsport I keep on calling it it’s F1 manager 24 so much more so than F1 2024 that’s where I’m at my best in god mode baby I want to be the team principal of 2 BC’s racing team what do you guys think would be a good name that first stream when the game comes out I don’t even know how I’m going to handle it I think the first stream is all just going to be about preparing for the first Grand Prix and then I got to turn off the stream and go into Montage mode man straight Montage mode and I got a bunch of songs that I’m thinking of as well maybe I can even we can go over some of them I got all these songs that I uh got from art list so it’s all my like uh what’s it called copyright free music and I try to find like a a good one that could be like the theme song for my Motorsport manager series we got a good one for uh the Utah yetis it sounds great you can use it for all the [ __ ] montages got to find one for F1 got to be sponsored by a hockey related company yeah that’d be nice problem is I don’t want to do any major sponsors I always uh I don’t know about you you guys but when I’m listening to somebody and they start going into a two-minute spiel about spawn I just I [ __ ] the only way I click ahead is if it’s somebody that I really like if I’m giving it a chance and it’s a new video and they start talking sponsors I’m off the video so I wouldn’t mind something small like during my GM modes if we’re in the playoffs you know this power play brought to you by Molson Canadian Molson Canadian the best beer in Canada and then we just go I’m all right with that but I’m not taking two minutes to [ __ ] you know what I mean I’m not cutting away to some sort of and I’m also not going to promote any service or any product that I do not condone I see a lot of [ __ ] where everyone’s doing the exact same thing and it’s just like nah man n you got to find something specific Molson is as John yeah but at least I drink Molson Canadian so it’s not me being a hypocrite I would condone someone drinking molon Canadian I like it molon Canadian is my beer got no problem this video is brought to you by manscaped a tank yes have you ever uh wondered you know uh what it’s like to to navigate through a jungle manscaped and they make it seem all manly and stuff but [ __ ] dude Johnny doesn’t escape his balls I met the F1 but thanks for having principles John that’s not principles it’s not like I’m standing like I’m some sort of hero or anything I’m just telling you as a fan of YouTube because that’s how I started I don’t like when people start talking about likes and subscriptions I don’t like long intros I don’t like like you know sponsors I just want the content right away and that’s why during my GM modes you know all right Utah we are back we jump right into it we’re not waiting I’m not giving you guys no five minute Soliloquy you get right into it man same thing with the live streams and I try to skip the ads for you guys oh yeah that’s the screen I got to have up hang on uh snow dog 40 appreciate it my man unab Bunga 6 unab Bunga 6000 appreciate it on Twitch twitch coming through fat ass Hill Kastle is up to three uh 744 lbs ladies and gentlemen 750 tonight we’re on the roll to 1,000 now oh my God appreciate you 2bc for the $2 Dono appreciate it motive man thank you very much buddy remember $1 donation is more than enough I try to interact with the chat as much as I can oh [ __ ] I had top chat on live chat there you go Johnny uses manscape after the Leafs get bounced in the first round every year no I don’t need manscape for that my manhood is already taken from me when I get [ __ ] eliminated each year in the first round being a Toronto map fan I swear I should just I should just pull what other hockey fans do I should have multiple teams that I cheer for I I need multiple teams like Phil kessle is retired basically I can’t cheer for him anymore I need what what would be a good team I can cheer for man I wouldn’t mind getting behind the Edmonton Oilers if they can get it done this year they haven’t they haven’t done anything to the Toronto map leaves I remember cheering for the uh the Edmonton Oilers back in 2006 but just like 2002 the team I’m cheering for gets defeated by the [ __ ] Carolina Hurricanes San Jose who the hell Kieran wants to be a San Jose Shark fan right now Macklin celebrini follow his career nah that’s all right I’ll pass that I wouldn’t mind being a Chicago fan Connor Bard yeah you got to find a player I feel like do any of you guys have teams that you like because of the player or are you guys team focused I think I’m more player focused I don’t really care about the teams to be honest I can I can I can cheer for teams because of certain players are there like I know if oie was in the finals like like like you know I’d be cheering for him quick shot from Dallas oh my God me in the NBA yeah I know who I want to win the NBA now I want the Mavs to win I want Kyrie Irving and Luca dones to win sports media is GNA have to eat their Crow all this [ __ ] that they said about Kyrie over the last five years because of his decisions to not get vaccinated and then Luca donic oh my God the hate that he gets as well oh it’s GNA be so good if they win be so damn good 55 seconds remaining Power Play Still for the Dallas Stars Lucas’s first quarter was stupid video game [ __ ] yeah let’s watch that instead yeah yeah yeah I want to watch that at the first intermission for anyone who doesn’t know who Luca donic is I want to show you guys what this guy did in an elim it it is video you know what you can’t even do that in a video game that’s the crazy thing those deep shots you can’t do that you can’t they won’t go in back door oh on front Dallas still has the puck Stan koven moves it down the right wing duchane oh that’s Sean sorry trying to find no that was Sean duchane was trying to find Sean stanky stankoven a good skater holy [ __ ] the more and more I watch Dan koven the more I’m impressed he’s a Nifty little skater isn’t he he’s a good Stam skate good edges good Puck control Stan koven man you like Caitlyn Clark Johnny I think uh Caitlyn Clark’s great for basketball I think out of all the major sports I think basketball is a sport where you could have a female actually play in the NBA a three-point shooting Dynamo that comes off the bench and just heat check heat check chick so I it’s we’re on the right step we’re on the right track you know what I mean we’re on the right track it’s the perfect sport for it you got you got a 15-man roster they only play like you know nine or 10 guys you could definitely have yeah no Jacob Edwards we’ll see we’ll see in a three-point shooting game if you have someone off ball who’s quick who can run around who is not you know tiny I’m telling you they it would be a defensive liability well again come off the bench at the right time obviously if the other teams going going big you don’t whip her out there but you know if you got a lead maybe and they’re going small ball whip her out there and see if she got the hot hand let her take a few shots she goes over for three take her out she hits one let her shoot another hits another I see baseball first you baseball I don’t know about baseball like there is a clear physical difference in in in how you throw a ball with baseball man I don’t know about that I don’t know about that like what you talking about a designated hitter maybe I don’t know about that watch Luca highlights yeah we’ll do baseball got better because of the pitch clock and the ball is different respectfully there’s no chance John uh I wouldn’t say there’s no chance Jacob it’s Murphy’s life it can happen it will happen I’m talking about a Brock Lesnar type female a one in 10 billion not even generational I’m talking about one that you don’t even realize and and from beginning from her childhood playing basketball ends up becom 6’2 6’3 and just runs around shooting threes man have you seen Brock’s daughter she’s basically Brock Les that’s what I’m talking about I’m not I’m not saying it’s gonna be the norm I’m saying out of all the sports I could see it in basketball uh all right all right all right what am I looking at what am I looking at what are we doing we’re doing Luca right we’re doing Luca yeah Luca highlights so what do we just Luca first quarter highlights so let me try to find it first Luca first quarter let’s see see no that’s two years ago Luca outscore yeah Luca no three years ago what the [ __ ] man LCA first quarter that should have been that should be everywhere hang on what the f today there you go all right here we go so to put this guy to put this into perspective for you guys right so um the Mavs were up 3 nothing in the series the Timberwolves won game four and you know what the conversation’s going to be about can they come back a team is never come back in the NBA um I’ll just yeah I’ll just go full screen a team has never come back from being three nothing down right so this is how you start the game if you’re Luca uh let me turn up the audio here you go this is how you start the game if you’re Luca ready this guy goes into full video game mode 7 to6 the game has just started and Luka turns it on watch this [ __ ] hang on hang on hang on hang on I already know that I’m going to let me close this and let me close that down as well all right here we go what in the F man okay let me close that let me close that [ __ ] hell John a fake fan dude I know how many he had in the first quarter he’s got 20 points he took eight he took 10 shots he made eight of them took five threes and made four of them eight for 10 20 points in the first quarter yeah that’s what you do in an elimination game put the team on your back and go get it oh my God Luca oh my God Luca Luca Don ah all right um what do I have set up for you guys here where that’s that where is my [ __ ] oh God I hate this so much there it is go to live all right so let me know when the game’s back how much time I got got eight minutes okay oh God I hate this so much I gotta I got to put everything off just so I can play something it’s crazy uh I got to get a new graphics card I guess yeah yeah what do you guys got for me all right hang on people are sending me stuff I’m not clicking on your link uh I’m not clicking on your link there Barry flippity flop you’ll send me another essay to [ __ ] watch guy sending me was nhl1 14 actually that good it’s like 30 minute long video mod clearly not understanding what I’m looking for here in the intermission stand GMC Sierra it’s the truck I [ __ ] can’t stand this I need a new graphics card immediately what is this nail yakobov game tying goal oh this [ __ ] guy there you go yakobov that was your greatest moment way to just skate out there all by yourself force your teammates to come get you [ __ ] idiot oh my God nail yakup off well the fans loved it at that time could you imagine if they stopped all right I’m giving Barry flippity flop a shot let’s see let’s see what is this Jesus Christ [Music] man that [Music] intro remember the devils the key roster what song is this I know this song is this Zack per he looks so young the unbreakable American the clutch canade Travis Z Jack Anton volov first line the rag in Russian the super swed man I might get called like like xenophobic for all these damn Keith oie this is Red Dead one Nick Felino god this is my this this is the level of [ __ ] editing I did in 12 years ago some song in the background a couple of [ __ ] bad what is it text files that are just put on the screen maxed out with the freaking Shadow and then just a Google search for the player and put it all together damn I could do this in my sleep nowadays you could get AI to do this is David Clarkson [ __ ] Mr 222 what what did he do for 222 see there was a different time the 222 would have been fan art and I would have known Jacob J Jake The Snake look how young he looks yaka freaking PFF tedan be Keith Ballard Joe thoron what kind of team did we have here I Joe Thor with Kovalchuk and periz Joe curn I had Eric Carlson on our second line was he not good yet I had Robin laner what the hell kind of team did I put together two Stanley Cups two Eastern conference championships two time president Trophy winners remember the dev who Jesus why is this so sad oh I remember this outro too there you go cool we got time yeah we got time let’s do a little pooku John trying to be realistic in 2012 I don’t I don’t think so I was probably just trying to win at any cost in 2012 oh my God I might be able to do this one all right I might be able to do this one I might be able to do this one okay what’s the hardest one 50 points in their career for the playoffs player does not have to score all playoff points with the team to count okay 500 plus penalty minutes in their career player must play at least one regular season or post okay that’s easy and then TW one okay okay okay so ah 1,200 games played that’s a tough one holy [ __ ] all right so let’s start with the LA Kings Vinnie laavo did he play 1200 I don’t know uh Luke robati Wayne Gretzky Gretzky gret yeah it’s got to be Gretzky Gretzky that’s the one that I can guarantee yeah 25% I need it that’s all right I’ll take that uh 1,00 games played going for the uh Detroit Red Wings 1,200 games played played for the Red Wings I don’t think Dominic hasik I don’t think a goalie would have played that many games um you know what I got one here that not I don’t think too many people will will take him here and I don’t think yeah he’s not going to be anywhere else Daniel alfredson he played for Detroit 1% Bang there it is that’s a good one Montreal 1,00 games played Montreal 1200 games played Montreal Montreal all right so I just got to go back in time here Montreal zaku kivu I don’t know if he played that many games montre all oh that’s a tough one that is a tough one Vinnie donus Vincent donus had a lot of how 1986 to 2004 he definitely played yeah Vinnie donus bang 5% let’s go okay penalty minutes in their career all right Montreal George peros uh who else was a tough guy yeah I’m gonna put George peros there George peros bang 4% let’s go Detroit 500 plus pen penalty minutes Darren mccardy Darren mccardy Darren mccardy yeah 199 yo yeah you definitely definitely yep uh 500 plus career penalty minutes with the LA Kings the LA Kings LA Kings I just need a tough guy who was on the Kings 500 penalty minutes oh damn that’s a tough one that is a tough one ah uh who was the guy who was the guy who played with Gretzky it was Curry and murle was murly a part of that La trade I think he was because I remember a story about like Gretzky wanted to make sure he was protected in La as well but copar might have I just needed oh man I’m going to try murly I think I’m going to try Murley here for some reason my head is telling me that he went with with Ry yeah oh it was too obvious yeah okay everyone knew that okay my bad um playoff points player does not have to score all the points with the team all right so playoff points for monreale playoff points for monreal uh go Cory Perry that’s a good one Cory Perry 3% let’s go uh playoff points for Detroit they just had to be there for one game playoff points for Detroit it’s easy all I got to do is think of I mean I’m going to do again yeah Chris chellos all right Chris chellos bang 1% let’s go and then 50 points 50 playoff points in their career playing for the LA Kings uh Simone G Simone G bang let’s go oh that’s my best one ever ladies and gentlemen I did good I’m really good with the damn stats I’m not good with player on player different teams that was a good one so what’s my uniqueness my uniqueness today was what was my unique what is it what did I get hang on that’s my uniqueness 129 oh that’s not as good as I thought it was damn oh well uh no there’s my uniess 80 80 there it is so I Was 80 damn I made it to the third percentile now I was I was usually between four and five I got between three and four let’s go Rashard nen lefur iserman Probert ledstrom that’s some good ones yeah what were my choices again how do I go go back and look at mine damn one mccardy maybe I could have done a better job there I’m happy with all those and GRS the bottom yeah these ones not really good with tough guys who do you think could have been good for the LA Kings on penalty minutes what would have been another one what do you guys think Kyle Clifford Milan Luchi Jesus completely forgot Luchi played for the LA Kings yeah Dustin Brown yeah yeah Kyle Clifford click the picture click the picture huh click the [ __ ] you Mardi all right second period is back up it says okay right back to it uh it’s starting I’ll be right back I’m just going to use the wash room quick e all righty back let’s go oh the ad just got inserted that’s [ __ ] YouTube was able to sneak the ad in as I went to go and use the washroom YouTube I’m sorry they it snuck it in there that son of a [ __ ] I swear I didn’t do it I swear to you it wasn’t me I swear it wasn’t me YouTube I apologize LOL washroom what do you call the bathroom it’s the same [ __ ] good God man what do you do more when you’re in there do you use the bath or do you walk wash up more washroom actually makes more sense I could pull out the Irish and be like the L I got to go to the L American lingo I [ __ ] more in there John is YouTube TV available in Canada I don’t know you’re asking me that dude I’m a boomer when it comes to technology and and how to do things I could barely get up a damn live stream tank 3557 appreciate it my man thank you very much fat ass Phil kessle oh he dropped he dropped hard we must had a leaf game at the end of last month or something he’s back down to 7:33 yeah so probably won’t get to a thousand that’s all right this seems to be where our number is come on Johnny is basically dust at this point Johnny is dust at this point appreciate it my man thank you did your boyfriend convince you to yes thank you the twitch fats all right enough of you two enough of the damn twitch and YouTube stream what happened here that’s a penalty by heskin for sure next year they can start challenging it oh my God challenging everything let’s see what they’re going to call delay a game referee made a mistake fire strike you got to take a picture and send it to the poop measurement people in Europe what the hell are you talking about I just created the second coming of Hiroshima on my toilet oh my god dude what in the [Music] hell oh thank you for putting that in my head face off won by Dandrea the Dallas Stars are going to get that puck all the way down the ice good job picked up behind the net by Stuart Skinner Evan buard let’s see if we can get a big right-handed clap bomb on the net dryon what a pass to the nude what a shot off the post and in Leon dry cidal the Edmonton Oilers just went 200 feet in a matter of seconds a stretch pass from their own goal line from Evan buard and then Leon on the wall sending it over to Ryan newon Hopkins and bang off the post and in almost two easy right look at that Bard all the way up to the blue line and then dry Sidle goes across two Defenders on his backand taped to tape and that is a picture perfect hockey play right there tape to tape tape to tape posting in it’s just a matter of seconds hockey hockey can be such a fast sport sometimes man could you believe that they’re just hanging out in the neutral zone They just dump the puck down the ice killing the penalty they think they’re all right bang bang bang Dallas is so ass I don’t know about that I don’t know about that they’re definitely a defensive uh Team the power play that’s uh that’s a who is that who took the delay game was that hinan a rare mental mistake there by Meo hinan seventh in a row oh my God you’re right seven goals in a row for the Edmonton Oilers good Lord that is brutal did you hear the rumor of lonus olark for Ryan n and Hopkins that’s crazy well it does seem like olark is going to be on the move soon he’s got one year left right or maybe Boston just holds on to him but it seems like Boston wants Swan to be their guy so if you can get some value for old Mark try it four shots in 23 minutes is pretty ass yeah they only have four shots on the target as well my God Dallas not looking good right now ladies and gentlemen all right so back to 5v5 hockey let’s see what what happens here in the second period Dallas going to break that puck up two on2 we got duchaine going wide with it stops up waiting for some help tanav is just going to throw that puck on the net easy save for Stuart Skinner Darnell nurse making moves look at that nice Dodge by Darnell nurse but the four check worked Dallas keeps it in whoa is that pavelski that might be a high stick right there on the Oilers no it’s not I felt like his his his stick was wrapped around his head the referees thought otherwise Holloway trying his best for a four check now the Edmonton Oilers have two players stuck in deep can Dallas no they’re just going to dump that puck in nothing off the Rush Cody CCE now going for a line change easy breakout yep stretch pass again Oilers get it in deep no intensity right now from the Dallas Stars just almost like rallying the puck back and forth no pressure in the offensive zone here goes Cory Perry though he’s a playoff performer Cory Perry with Leon dry Sidle heavy players on the puck here who the hell is 86 who’s 86 on Edmonton defenseman 86 that’s new who the hell is that bang what onetime oh 86 almost put it in broberg Matias broberg is his first name Matias broberg back in the lineup who’s out then for Edmonton who got injured who got scratched which blue liner the Philip broberg Philip broberg back to dry Sidle look at dry just standing still look going for that tip for Corey Perry you know what scares me dry Sidle and Cory Perry could be nasty together I know everyone you know Cory Perry’s there’s a reason why he’s constantly in the Stanley Cup Final man he’s got a gas tank that he just decides to start to deplete only when the playoffs are on dry Sidle and and and Cory Perry could be a little bit of a nastiness there man Perry to lose another finals well you act as if that’s like a a slight against him all I see is a guy who’s constantly getting there constantly playing big-time hockey and constantly showing up teams are after him same thing with like a Patrick maroon teams are after players like this back to the point ah hinan can’t hold it over the blue line 1612 1611 1610 169608 here in the second period steuart Skinner gonna control that puck for kulak Darnell nurse head up looking for his next option he’s going to go up the left wall that the cameraman could [ __ ] track the puck I could tell you what was going to happen next Dallas back at it again see what I mean Dallas they’re just really just throwing the puck down the ice I don’t see a four check here Edmonton exits the Zone again Dallas looking weak right now I got to say it if there’s any Star fans listening to me looking weak I don’t see any pressure in the offensive zone all I see is a little dump and a line change that’s all that’s happening but the Oilers look at them engaging their defenseman pinching up there’s Evan Bard now below the goal line there’s McDavid now McDavid trying to center it trying to find Zack Heyman Puck blocked in front by Chris tanv oh here we go McDavid oh Counterattack two11 McDavid in the n McDavid shoot it went for a low shot good save by ainger McDavid might have been looking for that back door shot low rebound the same thing that he did there in game four right he looked for that again the Counterattack by McDavid it’s electric it’s instant Heyman shot up and over damn dude McDavid I want to see that again do you guys think that McDavid shot for a rebound Far Side there it looked like the exact same thing he was looking past the entire time so let’s see let’s see yeah he was shooting for a rebound for sure McDavid is a smart player dude he really is shooting low for a rebound on a two onone it’s the second time he’s done that I don’t think he want I think he’s like shaking his head like [ __ ] I should have done something better Edmonton thrown out of the faceof circle Vander Kane talking over what he wants Vander Kane face off wins it clean again again missing out oh my broberg from the point off the post and in that’s the second time in this game the Oilers were thrown out of the faceoff Circle they win it anyways and they score on that shift zebra is doing them a favor in this game three nothing lead for the Edmonton Oilers broberg back in the lineup well great coaching decision there by noblock broberg Snipes it snipe absolute snipe to Shane you got to either get in the way and block it or let your goalie make the save look at ottinger’s body language tinger is staring down matt du Shane right now staring down matt duchaine right now oh my God that is a snipe by broberg way to go buddy way to go you’d love to see that eight it’s eight John eight unanswered for the Edmonton Oilers well this game might be over with yeah I’m not going to be dropping no next goal wins the game in this one I think the Edmonton Oilers unless the Dallas Stars can completely turn this thing around Oilers want this Oilers want the chance to win game six on home ice and go to the Stanley Cup Final next goal wins I don’t know lunker bean I don’t know I’m not willing to say that Dallas could get one and they’re still down by two and why would they start to get one they’re going to have to open up so much which plays into the hands of of offensive players like McDavid and dry Sidle right here we go though a shift for the Dallas Stars there’s three guys in deep there you go there’s something five shots for Dallas they’re playing so passive man they’re not there’s no for check there’s no offensive zone ice time none the whistle dog is back again from A&W what the hell is the whistle dog a hot dog cut down the middle with a slice of bacon inside of it call it the cardi Aster dog oh my God man man broberg better than zis confirmed man zigris talk about an overhype dude EA Sports and the NHL so wanted to just make a star out of this guy because he can do a freaking Michigan please please kiwi Ki have you been keeping up with any wrestling Johnny I watched WrestleMania I really enjoyed it but after WrestleMania no not so much I I can’t I can’t watch like Monday Night Raw or anything like that anymore if there’s something really good like a pay-per-view that I’ll tune into with some oldtimers hell yeah I just I got so much on the run right now I got so I don’t even have time to like watch movies that I want and TV shows I I can’t tune in for three hours of Monday Night Raw you know what I mean but yeah WrestleMania was great I loved it I loved WrestleMania both nights as well they were good felt like an old school felt like a a kid again watching wrestling Zer had one of the best performances in the IIHF well that’s great it’s not IHF 24 it’s NHL 24 John you watching UFC tomorrow who’s fighting oh my God God he is back again ladies and gentlemen the Swedish minor Martin troell what do you got to say Marton uh hey please keep using the land of the Yeti song after GM mode stream imagine if you win the cup and you can use the chorus of the song starting with the rock solo and it’s the land of the Yeti hang on a second Martin trell for that much I think you got a yeah yeah hang on for Martin trell ladies and gentlemen [ __ ] volume I hate [Music] it to UT te [Music] that’s right spam that dancing Phil on the ice a for to be with together with they make a my it’s the land of the they fight for their with passion and they [Music] won one day there you go Martin trell just for you buddy appreciate it that’s my that’s my official outro song and yes that is AI I don’t know how they do it but they do it Martin TR Jesus and by the way what’ he say and by the way it’s also a great way to end the twitch streams keep the yeti rolling yeah I don’t know how they do it but it does sound pretty good it does sound pretty good oh my God I just imagine being able to play that song with a Stanley Cup Montage but one season at a time one season at a time I feel like Ringo deserves a VIP for that song I mean yeah he’s look at what Ringo sparked man now everyone’s coming in with their own songs and everyone’s coming in with their own fan art people are actually now pushing Ringo for the top quality of the fan art it’s crazy the quality of fan Art’s coming in Big Time preciate it YouTube Martin troell and also twitch yeah fat ass Phil kessle he’s definitely going down 733 appreciate it boys thank you very much dude it’s probably only a few power cords and a palm mute and basic drums someone could recreate this oh yeah k hang on it’s like four chords yeah it’s like that’s but that’s all like rock or punk music it’s very easy to play on the guitar it’s the old school 80s rock music but it would be kind of easy and then all of a sudden the last two minutes would be a guitar solo and that’s the part where you’d who can’t do that every Metallica song man easy as hell to play at the beginning and then just turns into madness at the end it’s just like what the [ __ ] am I even doing here oh God all right all right all right bang all right back at it back at it back at it time to blow up the lines Pete you talking about the uh the Dallas Stars coach call up Phil now I’ve got Land of Confusion by Genesis in my head nobody in Dallas top six has a shot yeah well they might have already you know given up on this game psych psychological impact of sports is especially in hockey is very important sometimes certain teams just show up some team sometimes certain teams just don’t but also it’s like some guys are late to the party you know a certain event something to spark the boys it could be huge but right now psychologically the Edmonton Oilers feel confident it’s almost like everybody on the ice is a couple inches taller and the Dallas Stars it’s like they got their heads on a swivel looking left and looking right to see who’s going to you know help the boys out yeah right now I I’d say the Edmonton Oilers are the far more confident Team without question a o that overtime against Calgary gave me blue balls today John anyway love the content been watching since I was 12 12 I’m 22 now thank you I know trust me no one’s more disappointed than I no spoilers though but you know what the long road has the greater rewards and when you think about it it makes all the sense in the world we’re a young team we’re a young team it’s going to get a lot better don’t worry Harley jumping up in the rush Dallas trying to get a shot no that’s going to miss the net can’t do it Cory Perry is a play a playoff psychological warfare five-star general yeah exactly some exactly some guys got it some guys show up in big games nasam Cadre was the best guy for the leaf side psychologically better than all these other guys he just went a little bit too far got suspended every year but he wanted it he wasn’t afraid he wanted it he went out there and he [ __ ] stepped up his game that’s why he won with Colorado that’s why he got a big contract with Calgary yes Sir John A great season regardless big step forward yep yep with no lost ground as well I feel like we’ve improved ourselves and we didn’t lose anything everything was everything was an A+ everything are you a ma or mck guy is that even a question Mar or McKinnon this guy doesn’t know this guy doesn’t [ __ ] know all right I got to show him this guy doesn’t know this guy doesn’t know hang on audio audio audio yeah this is me and uh oh [ __ ] this is uh me and uh [ __ ] this is uh me and uh Nathan McKinnon playing fortnite together two BC again with the 400 person host what the [ __ ] bro see thank you some it’s thank you dude let’s go dude 2bc raid That’s my boy that’s my boy that is my boy so definitely a Nathan McKinnon guy definitely back badge of [Laughter] honor Sy Johnny uh I’m at 10:03 10:02 10:01 10 minutes we are officially past the halfway point of this game five and the Edmonton Oilers are up three to nothing how the [ __ ] he plays the game that was when uh we were during the pandemic in Colorado got knocked out all of a sudden I was streaming and you guys were like John raid McKinnon he’s streaming so I raided him a bunch of times that week and he was like what the [ __ ] is this 2bc guy called me my boy baby McKinnon is our boy John got a raid Mitch Marner next and yell at him yeah you guys got to let me know if there’s any nhlers that are going to be uh uh streaming after these games I’ll definitely raid them that’s genius we got to do that Nas only got suspended because parro peros holds a grudge against the leavs no he definitely cadr is a little bit reckless in the playoffs for sure he assumed your gender John cancel him yeah but he was right I am his Boy commercial break ladies and gentlemen oh Sports Net commercials oh my god oh Jesus YouTube you guys still here haven’t seen that YouTube chat move in a while hope I didn’t mess anything up by bringing up that Nathan McKinnon thing yeah there 250 people on YouTube it’s got to be there there you go I miss Nas as a leaf bro should have never left remember who we traded him for Tyson Barry and Alexander kerfoot yeah Cadre should have stayed 100% but that’s dubaz for you dubaz took our our great team and [ __ ] Shanah hand it John what’s your go-to Tim Horton’s order I don’t know man I don’t I don’t go to Tim Horton’s I haven’t gone to Tim Hortons in the morning since like I don’t I don’t even know but let’s say I was back in the day I get a uh a blueberry bagel toasted with butter boom fake Canadian a pile of Cox what are you talking I don’t drink caffeine man I don’t drink coffee I don’t drink tea so what’s the and going to Tims smells great there have been times in the winter I might get a hot chocolate if I was like walking in Toronto but I don’t do that [ __ ] anymore so what do you want from me John do you like Timmy’s Pizza with a glass of OJ enough enough Nick on YouTube piss off I know a troll when I see one holy [ __ ] that’s what APO stands for yeah Showtime didn’t you know he’s he’s a pile of [ __ ] that’s why he’s an [ __ ] all the time remember when Ryan O’Reilly crashed into Tim Hortons I’m not gonna I mean glad no one was hurt there oh look at these Dallas star fans Jesus they’re trying to pump up their team I don’t know if it’s going to work man you sound pretty based appreciate it pugy Nation I don’t know what that means I hope it sounds good dry settle behind the net forand trying to get a pass out there dry cidal well edmonson’s got a lot more flexibility they can send floaty back hands in the middle especially if they keep three guys back at the entire time John doesn’t know what base means so he’s not based so you need to be based you need to know what being based is to be based you can’t just be yourself you have to try to act a certain way that’s a penalty that’s got to be a penalty the Edmonton Oilers going back to the power play Matt du Shane get your ass back in the Box baby yep yep yep Matt Beal first time chat power play for the Edmonton Oilers Johnny it’s based in reality it’s dumb okay like a lot of things that I’m um like a lot of new sayings and a lot of new words that you guys send my way I have no clue what you’re saying nor nor do I care and chances are it’s cringe anyway right how long before all this stupid lingo is is is replaced by even worse lingo but the Next Generation that they’re going to call all you guys Boomer Johnny remember when do chain went 50 ft offside and scored yeah changed the entire NHL with that right and then we started going video review for every off side even if it’s an inch off side which is ridiculous Barry I’m not I’m not reading that we’re not we’re not going there certain buzzwords I am not saying I’m going to keep this positive I’m going to keep it about hockey we’re not turning this into freaking negativity John is such a sigma oh god what the hell does that mean being yourself is based all right well okay people are saying I’m based people are saying I’m not I don’t even know what the [ __ ] it is so whatever buard McDavid McDavid nice move look at McDavid skate it’s just so easy for him man back to buard I love buard makes this power play such a threat they have to they have to honor the Blue Line oh puckets pass board ligma balls oh my God John thoughts on Tik Tock Riz party I I don’t know man I don’t know anything about Tik Tok I’m not on Tik Tok nor do I care and isn’t it being banned soon in like in America or Canada or North America I have no effing clue I’m on YouTube I’m on Twitch that’s me John do you know who Candice is oh my God here we go here we go go on get all the words out there Candice and Putin and ligma and yeah go ahead have a blast recycle the same old [ __ ] jokes that you’ve been using for years you damn Zoomers good Lord Almighty McDavid plays it out wide to himman Hyman driving the net maybe yeah hman driving the net ottinger forced into a good save nice try Johnny I ate up dog today okay can these nuts fit in your mouth all right very good thank you Nick tick talk would actually get you a lot of views pretty easy to grow on there a whatever man I got enough I got enough on my plate going a different people telling me to stream on Kick too much twitch and YouTube is fine if I had like an editor or somebody who could do all that stuff for me then then I’d think about it but I’m not I’m not myself going to set it up hell no not doing it man kick is oh I can’t repeat that kick is stupid JN is throwing what am I throwing McLoud they got their second line power play out there now Edmonton doesn’t feel any pressure got eom out there on the power play shot from the point I mean Edmonton is all over them I know it’s a power play but like there you could just see the confidence Skinner move that puck don’t get caught now don’t get if Ander Kane wants the puck give it to him if Vander Kane wants the puck give it to him there you go Kane dumps that puck in Cory Perry on the for check Cory Perry he gets it look look Cory Perry on the for check man he’s so good doesn’t matter how old he is get him the puck down low and he’ll win that puck battle he absolutely will who the hell is that he’s a good skater he’s going for it he’s trying all the way down the ice and that’s going to go for an icing 634 632 left here in the second period ladies and gentlemen Johnny are you streaming the draft uh what the NHL entry draft like the real one no probably not right no I wouldn’t know anything about the NHL entry draft Martin Trel a Johnny have you heard the B Imagine Dragons Imagine Dragon these balls across the Zoomer face [ __ ] there you go Martin trell is on my team YouTube and twitch I got a loyal soldier that General Zod can dispatch onto the battlefield for him and he’s taking the fight to the twitch and YouTube fans let’s go let’s go em man okay Boomer em man shut the hell up Martin trell is a working man he’s working he working in a Swedish mind right now what the hell are you doing scratching your ass while your parents pay the rent on an internet connection that you don’t pay for shut the hell up I’d rather be a boomer than a deadbeat Zoomer John have you ever heard of D nuts oh here we go John you streaming free agency it’ll be the nine niney year anniversary of the big trade oh God the niney year anniversary was that that Phil kessle trade damn I’m trying my best out here John I’m just joking around with you buddy just joking around just trying to keep the energy High nothing serious don’t worry please for the amount that you guys make fun of me I got to give it back to you guys a little bit right no the Martin marinen trade oh yeah thanks Johnny what’s ligma ligma ball sack there Nick all right how about that how about that Slap Shot from the point back home just misses the net oh man nice centering pass McDavid is flying McDavid smells blood in the water look at him he’s flying every time he touches the puck he knows he’s going to get a great chance atom down low McDavid again look at look at them go yep Oilers got this game Oilers look clearly like the better team this is uh this might be shaping up to be an Oilers Florida final because the way Florida beat the the New York oh two on1 hang on a second McDavid is loose again man McDavid he put it in a spot for Heyman to get McDavid I’d like to see you get a little bit more aggressive on these two-on ones buddy this game I know you’re up by three but [ __ ] you’re the best player in the world stop [ __ ] passing it to Zack Heyman attack the goendale as well the way Florida plays very exciting kachuck versus McDavid barov versus dry cidal you know the only thing is there’s a major difference in goal tending watch this you want to know how major the difference is who you taking babski or Skinner one word spam it watch this that’s the major difference in the series right there Bob look at it look at that look look I’m telling look both YouTube and twitch you guys can agree on something so when you compare the two teams you know like they both deserve to be here they’re both great but if it it’s two even teams and you got to pick between I’m going the team with the best goenda about Dallas that was a clean body check by Darnell nurse the guy stepped into him he barely did anything he just fell over shut your mouth Dallas fans your team is down by three it’s not the referees that are screwing you over your team has seven shots through the first 27 minutes 37 minutes shut up a it pisses me off so much when I see freaking fans get up and look at the ref like what are you doing that’s a penalty that’s was a clean hit get on the get off the trolley tracks there buddy get off the fing trolley tracks Bob Bob it was clean though I’m surprised they haven’t looked for makeup call oh that was a clean Jack though you can’t you can’t do that yeah Phil’s dropping down to three at 731 oh no Johnny I’m a blue color worker let’s go motive man let’s go so you’re an Oiler fan then right blueco collar team actually you know what Oilers might not not be a blue collar team anymore they might be a white collar team just like the leavs freaking top heavy man what does blue collar White Collar mean white collar is someone who goes to work at an office Blue Collar is someone who goes to work somewhere else outside on a trade site somewhere using your hands Blue Collar basically you’re getting dirty at work White Collar you don’t have to worry about the color of your shirt cuz it’s going to be white at the end of the day that’s basically it it’s just a stereotype right did I get that one right was my was my description pretty correct normally a physical dirty job yeah okay good I got it right yeah so when you think about a blueco collar team it would be a team that everyone kind of overlooks maybe a team that doesn’t have any Superstars but a team that just comes together perfect example of blueco collar team the 2010 la king LA Kings right now they did have stars on that team but they were an eight seed that all of a sudden came out of nowhere and they played rough and heavy right and then you have the Chicago Blackhawks of the 2010s they’d be a white color team just stacked got everything that you need Stars up front and they were able to get it done 2018 golden knights yeah that’s a perfect example of blue collar and expans Manon team the blues the 2019 Blues Blue Collar yeah yeah basically yeah any team that you just Overlook that um doesn’t have that that guaranteed slot locked up because they have stars on their team like Tampa Bay would have been white collar for sure even Florida’s kind of white collar at this point Dallas Dallas to me is blueco collar out of these two teams Dallas is the blue collar team I just think of Edmonton as blueco collar cuz it’s Alberta damn lost my sub Sy King you’ve been watching for over a month see you got a gifted sub during the leaf game it’s over now Wyatt Johnston shot on the net loose in front Dallas needs one Pat penalty upcoming power play for the Dallas Stars they still have the puck though centering Darnell nurse gets it and clears it all right Martin trell in Sweden we’d call that a desk [ __ ] really wow that’s that’s rough coming from Martin TR he’s down there on the mines they call White Collar guys a desk [ __ ] but but Martin trell I work at a desk I’m in a desk right now in a chair behind a microphone are you calling me a desk [ __ ] that’s all right Martin you’re allowed to call me whatever you want buddy he definitely did I caught him I caught him in 4k he definitely called me a desk [ __ ] CU I’m not blue collar there ain’t no way I am I’m white collar oh no oh no desk [ __ ] John oh [ __ ] they don’t joke around in Sweden you are what you eat John I eat why was Martin Trel kicked out of the bar They don’t serve miners Ah that’s a good one M man there you go that’s a good one oh my God you guys are cracking me up tonight this is what I feel so guilty Martin you got to stop buddy no more donations from you all right everybody else on Twitch and YouTube this is what I hate I want everyone to just donate once one sub a month and then like a dollar if you want to say something but no it’s like 99% of people do nothing and it’s the 1% that starts spending thousands I got Martin TR cell on YouTube and tank 3557 on Twitch you guys are insane stop it quick pass quick shot oh my God Johnny loves communism I don’t love communism I just feel guilty for these two guys they’re spending so much money that’s the economy Johnny I’m not saying you need to I’m just I hate the idea of Wales man because I feel bad these two [ __ ] guys Martin has given nowhere near as much as tank I well he’s on Pace for it the guy only started showing up a couple of weeks ago Tank’s been donating since 2021 right or 2020 John Stalin John Mau sending John my whole allowance soon fire strike don’t do it your allowance your parents give you money and you give it to me don’t do it it start investing in your future you fool hinan they need a goal here Robertson back to hinan Quick shot from the point loose puck in front just goes wide picked up by hints another penalty fans want one they’re not going to get one hinan finds Ben over to Robertson in his feet he couldn’t get the onetime off that could have been a goal Dallas looking good on this power play Dallas looking good into the middle what a save by Skinner that was a perfect Braden Point type onetime there in the slot but an even better save by steuart Skinner that was fantastic there you go Skinner way to way to fight back after that bad game three and the start game four people were doubting you steuart Skinner’s doing his job now just get out of this period baby get out of this period John do you accept Bitcoin I don’t know does twitch does YouTube check it out see if a super works with Bitcoin I don’t know Harley he’s going to find Robertson Robertson shot that’s going to go up and over still 40 seconds left in this period lots a time Cody CCE head up he’s going to just play it down the ice yep tipped into the oiler bench War fox1 been a fan since 2bc Productions 2bc was only 2 BC Productions oh we got an OG over here War Fox ah Star Fox you just reminded me of Star Fox one of my favorite games of all time time Star Fox 64 I wonder how well that game is aged I got to go back in time and play that game some of those old school freaking uh uh 64 games haven’t aged very well can’t go back and play superb Mario that just takes too [ __ ] long and uh uh uh Legend of Zelda aaren of time as well I’ve always wanted to go back and play that but no I can’t do it just too slow man Mario 64 is a classic yeah gotta learn how to speedrun that [ __ ] when are you going to stop posting videos that’s an interesting question hockey I don’t know do you want me to 6 seconds left get out of the period Oilers get out of the period two one beautiful and the Oilers have a thre nothing lead ladies and gentlemen my God look at this guy look at this guy Martin troell again I guess this is what happens when you got a blue color job n you work with entertainment that I enjoy been watching since uh 2014 and you are the only streamer who has some common sense so you’re worth a lot look at this guy this guy is my loyal Soldier oh you know what this is actually giving me ideas maybe I should I I should contact some more fans and give them money so that they can donate to me during the stream get a little friendly competition going then all of a sudden people want to be bigger than Martin no I wouldn’t do that don’t worry John propaganda is crazy Martin trell and tank 3557 are crazy those two guys are crazy man alrighty uh what do we got here what do we got here what do you guys want me to do I need a little bit of a break but we can just do that with a few minutes don’t be greedy John no no I was just playing around don’t worry like I said I wish you guys wouldn’t I I just wish it would be just a few from you guys it’s always the whales Jason Rodriguez been watching since Xbox 360 Minecraft man that’s a long time ago huh I don’t know might have to get that Minecraft server going again on PC build it up build it up what do you guys got oh for [ __ ] sake you know what thank God for commercials never GNA give you never going to see it never gonna see it who sent that who sent that was that you is that you yeah this [ __ ] where is he where this [ __ ] where is he where this guy wi Kino get him out time him out right there right there Barry flippity flop was the link get him out of there get him out of there get him out of there yeah thank you very much comedy vid John all right uh what is this oh my god a woman screaming do I want to oh no all right all right I’ll give it a shot I’ll give it a shot hang on what do we got holy [ __ ] this [ __ ] I hate my graphics card what in the [ __ ] no no I’m not watching this volume God damn volume oh my God I keep forgetting it I got to turn it off for the game and everything man just do some Puck doku and it’s game four for me 415 Jesus Martin trell enough buddy no more no more seriously stop it uh all right all right all right all right we need a sound emote John uh only one minute all right the Italian man what the hell is this the Italian man who went to Malta what is this [ __ ] why did this just pop up over here oh I hate I got to get a new graphics card immediately went to Malta one a day I’m going Mal to Big a hotel in a morning I go down to eat a breakfast I tell a waitress I wanted two pieces of toast she brings me only one piece I tell her I want two piece she said go to to the toilet I say you know understand I wanted to piss on my plate she said you better not piss on the plate you son of my [ __ ] I don’t even know the lady and she calling me a son and a [ __ ] later I go to eat at at a bigger restaurant the waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no [ __ ] I tell her I wanted the [ __ ] she telling me everyone want a [ __ ] I tell her you know understand I want a [ __ ] her on the table she said you better not [ __ ] on the table you son of my [ __ ] so I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no shits on the bed call the manager and tell him I want a [ __ ] he tell me to go to the toilet I say you don’t understand I want to [ __ ] on my bed he say you better not [ __ ] on myed son of my beach I go to the check out and the man at the desk said Peace on you I said Peace on you too you son of my beach I’m going to back to Italia what in the [ __ ] was that stupid [ __ ] I I I I don’t I don’t I don’t understand I I don’t understand what’s happening let me click on this I don’t all right all right man you guys are you guys are struggling with these ones man you guys are sending me some bees today aren’t you oh man all right let’s see let’s see if anyone else hits AO oo NHL hot miks this could be interesting leave it up to APO to come through while everyone else is [ __ ] the bed [ __ ] the bed all right here we go gas what was Carlson so angry about there did you guys hear that let me turn it up now now this is another point I want to make right like the NHL should have a way to watch the game where you don’t hear the commentators you just hear you just hear the players on the ice think about how popular this would [Applause] be G to [Music] [Applause] theez take a seat baby this is this is great like this oh my God what was this reported with what’ he say [ __ ] you po [ __ ] nerd the light still screaming see this would be great the i’ love this [Music] back the referee hockey is so great when you get to hear this [ __ ] man keep the alive here sanim slides it across Thompson the sorry about that what do he say is aough Guy two each for [ __ ] ring for the whole two each for [ __ ] roughing this great and they got to apologize like come on your your ratings would Skyrocket if you allowed this it wasn’t much but I wanted to get a [ __ ] ear remember that guy it wasn’t much but I wanted to get a [ __ ] penalty on Nashville ear you stupid jackass we got a whistle here now a little bit of pushing and Sh as har and marook I believe having words behind that hit on suban and it might have been leg to legs it looking for it but Hill’s already got his glove over top it there is ups and [Music] down the referees are so [ __ ] aggressive I love it man all dropping F bombs at one another and sit it’s so good so good he’s changing tick is there any real good ones I on I got to go do this one hang [Laughter] on it’s comedy holy [ __ ] the Sharks player whips it off of [ __ ] Burns and then Burns ah and then he whips it off a second guy and he goes ah listen that’s too funny man you’re [ __ ] I’ll kill get him under control [ __ ] Fu so while we’re EES dropping I I I’m going to killu speaker is a dead man imagine you’re giru and you’re overhearing that and you’re like a rookie or some [ __ ] some [ __ ] Maniac is say I’m gonna kill your [ __ ] player I’m scared shitless oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] the gets it B angle shot misses high and knock the jar and apparently there’s been warnings given and we’ll just move oh hockey would be so much better if they allowed that [ __ ] I’m telling you it would be fan F fantastic um okay hang on a second I missed a bunch there yeah I missed a bunch hang on Martin trell I got that uh Mike John I bet Johnny’s farts in the toilet I bet Johnny farts in the toilet and still flushes o o John watch a video called angry black man at Toys R Us no that’s okay Martin Trel watch Brank Clark one career goal from the box o o John watch a this guy really wants me to see an angry black man at Toys R R Us no I’m all right buddy I’m all right thank you very much though good Lord Almighty GNA get canceled definitely going to get canceled Immaculate grid all right we can do an Immaculate grid sure how much time I got how much time yeah we’ll do an Immaculate grid Immaculate grid Immaculate grid for some hockey yeah oh this one sucks this one so what are these [ __ ] teams are you kidding me so 500 career goals in his career and then played one game for Boston it doesn’t tell us like it did Puck doku so this just played one game for Boston there’s no way 500 career goals four Boston is it what is which one is it I need to know I need to know one game one game all right so you got Phil kessle in there you got I gotta think Brad Maran maybe not actually 500 is a lot let’s say you get 30 goals a season 10 years in that’s only 300 5 is a lot I’m going to need to go up for this five hundy is a lot of goals man okay so let me think about this let me think about this 5 I mean like okay so B Bobby or I don’t even know if Bobby or had it 500 is a lot of effing goals oh [ __ ] this is a tough one okay I need somebody he played a long time you think Mark wcky got five hyy recky played a [ __ ] ton of games hang on a second Mark wrecky let me see uh Mark wrecky 89 to 2011 I mean that’s more than a 20y year career I got to say Mark wcky yeah 5% let’s go Mark wcky had 500 goals Carolina 500 goals Ronnie Francis Eric stall I gotta probably just Ronnie Francis right is that uh who played for uh who is uh the team before Carolina is that the Hartford Whalers oh [ __ ] who played on the Hartford Whalers I don’t [ __ ] know that Carolina okay so I just need a player who played on Carolina for one year one [ __ ] player who was on Carolina oh what was that guy’s name Serge samsonoff ilas Samson off Sergey samsonoff that’s like a 20 that’s a no that’s not that’s like an 11year career that ain’t gonna do it there’s no way he’s got 500 Sergey said no there’s no way he’s got it no way Ron Francis is the only one I can I’m just trying to think of like top players that played with Carolina Ronnie Fran is the only one I can think of Jeff O’Neal wouldn’t have got 500 [ __ ] goals who else was on Eric stall who else was on that 2006 team what about what about brendam Moore Rod brendam more 1990 oh Rod had to have 20year career he had to oh he didn’t have 5 hundy no [ __ ] way whoa all right so I’m just going to go Ron Francis yeah I I I can’t get that’s crazy I that’s long one Ron Francis 63 I I I want to know what what that one could have been that’s a tough one that’s a tough one 500 career goals for uh St Louis now I don’t know if Pronger or McKinnis would have gotten five hyy Bret Hall is the obvious one Bret Hall is the obvious one St Louis St Louis G Mike Gartner Mike Gartner Mike Gartner yeah 80 to 2,000 100% he got 500 100 what did he not play for St Louis I could have sworn he played for St Lewis 500 plus career goals oh [ __ ] okay that’s a that’s a tough one on me okay oh who else could I get then from St Louis St all I got is all I got is Bret Haller Wayne Gretzky I guess yeah let’s go you let’s go Wayne let’s go Wayne Wayne Gretzky yeah 37 damn I I I screwed that one up I don’t know man I don’t know those ones okay now I’m goingon to this is impossible so Winnipeg in Boston or Arizona in Boston oh [ __ ] me like I don’t know uh Phil Kastle dang he I’ll take it yeah whatever don’t care Carolina and uh you oh my God [ __ ] Carolina impossible I’m not going to get that one I’m not going to get that one yeah I’m not going to get that one uh St Louis and Arizona oh God Jr Jr did he play for L Jeremy ronic hang on no it’s somebody else on on no it wasn’t Jr who else was that guy I see him in my [ __ ] eye was he the captain I see him who was it I can’t think of the name I cannot [ __ ] think of the name I’m skipping that one I see it I I I cannot think of the name Nashville and Boston Nashville and Boston Nashville and Boston Nashville and Boston oh [ __ ] oh I can’t no I got nobody on Nashville I can’t think of anyone that went to Boston I’m trying to go back in time like fiser and vun and [ __ ] a I can’t no I don’t this is no Nash I mean Nashville and Carolina didn’t I do this a bunch of times Nino neita Rider I try it again there you go 62% yeah and then Nashville and St Louis uh uh Nashville and St Louis oh God Nashville and St Louis Nashville and St Louis I don’t know I’m really I’m really it’s really tough with these man that the the the ones that are players on different teams I I suffer with so yeah I’m going to listen to you guys what do you guys got to say Nashville and St Louis what do you guys got for me O’Reilly oh Ryan O’Reilly oh that’s so stupid I keep forgetting on he’s on Nashville show this year I wouldn’t have got that what else Paul Korea Paul Korea played for Nashville I know he played for St Louis damn all right Korea Paul Korea 14% Nashville and Boston what do you guys got for me lazon I wouldn’t have got that lazon [ __ ] anybody else Craig Smith Eric Howa I wouldn’t have got any one of those yeah I wouldn’t got any one of those I can’t I can’t claim that I would have nope definitely wouldn’t have definitely wouldn’t have uh all right right keep going I want to keep going I want to keep going I want to keep going [ __ ] you you’re not gonna let me keep going no um so we had oh [ __ ] I don’t even know my unique score okay okay let me get rid of this can I still keep trying I can’t keep trying God damn it game’s back in a minute John all right who okay so who for Arizona and Carolina give me a name I need to I need to get better at this though give me a name Martin hook Max DOI I wouldn’t have got that and oh what was his name I I I was thinking Jeremy ronic but it ain’t him because I don’t think J.R played for the St Louis Blues who was the guy I was thinking of Andrew lad Keith kach oh it was kachuck that’s the [ __ ] I how did I not get oh I’m an idiot I was thinking Doug weight I was thinking Jr I’m like no that ain’t it like I could see his [ __ ] face I could see his [ __ ] face I just did a tribute video oh my God I’m such an idiot look at this look at this [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] I just did it this is what I’m talking about hang on hang on my videos right uh the coyot tri [ __ ] commercial [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you is forie that’s good enough for me oh my God they’re going to make me sit here look at this the final sequence it was like all these players and this is what I had in my mind there’s little Matthews who is he hang on this is what I was trying to remember Jr so Jr wasn’t on St Louis right he was on Arizona I don’t know who that is that [ __ ] that’s the player I was that’s the image I had in my head I’m like who the [ __ ] is that and I couldn’t get it oh my God I had it I had it in oh my how did I not get Keith kachuck there go to live yeah the game’s back I’m back third period underway oh that is [ __ ] frustrating man I had it on the tip of my tongue The Edge Baby quick shot good save by ainger oh oh man he had way more hair back then John’s a beast appreciate motive man the tip of your penis oh well you got something weird on the mind there Cameron I need a I need a cold drink of water hang on this one is all right I’m back all right who is goals two and three uh the NJ had one and who else got the other one buard shot it from the point does n have two goals in this game I think no broberg right n got number two and uh broberg got it number three right The Slap Shot from the point I forgot about that one NJ does have two did NJ get the first goal of the game I forget what it was again uh it was a shot from the point and then there was a rebound sitting there so NJ got the first and the second one wow Ryan NJ and Hopkins having himself a big game six biggest game of his career Johnny I don’t really care there speedy turbo dump you do what you want don’t care John you should bring back the hot trade days like NHL 13 and 14 didn’t EA Sports make a rule because of my videos like you’re not allowed to um do that anymore because people were like they don’t like the market being used that way so I could get like I could lose my account if I do give Johnny card’s day anymore right didn’t they change that hilarious oh man you guys are going to get me so [ __ ] pissed off bringing up things that I forgot about that I’ve let die and now you’re reminding me about it again johned appreciate it my man thank you very much man YouTube has been so much better than twitch tonight I got to say I got to say they deserve it twitch is again a bottom what can I say godamn are you serious yeah Cameron I’m pretty sure like uh cuz YouTubers were starting to do what I was doing and I could just get all the best cards in the game what what is it called it was like card farming or something like that but the point that I was going to make about me getting pissed off I’ve wed change from EA Sports what the hell is that is that a skate blade I think that’s a skate blade yeah that’s a skate blade there’s an Ebon Oiler caught on the opposite side of ice with no blade oh no it hurts the Hut economy yeah my ass uh the point I was going to make that really frustrates me I’ve been calling for change in the NHL franchise for how long and the things that I actually get them to change are are things that I don’t even mean to I’m having fun with the game and they’re like no you can’t do that anymore do they make bepr better do they make GM mode better no but I find a little bit of a um a way to manipulate Hut and [ __ ] we got to crack down on that [ __ ] right away man it’s just hilarious dude absolutely hilarious free the twitch chat all right you guys been on the bottom enough there you go what else is YouTube what is what else is EA Chang because of me that was just ridiculous John what are your opinions on the wars Europe and Middle East St dude I’m too stupid to give you my opinion on that I’m too stupid and too small my opinion doesn’t matter so no need to waste time let’s talk hockey I’m at 1640 1639 1638 1637 1636 1635 ladies and gentlemen Dallas doing a good job in the offensive zone here centering pass great save by steuart Skinner again Skinner is making sure that there is no life for the Dallas Stars you know what you think you have a three-goal lead that could easily be taken away we’ve seen it before making those saves to keep it at three that is just as important as making saves when it’s a onego lead man you got your game you got game six on home I locked up you just got to keep the puck out of the net Skinner this is your game now there you go smother that puck beautiful beautiful John likes Wars guys didn’t you watch Civ 5 yeah but Civ 5 Kieran all the wars War history is written by the Victor in that Universe of Civ 5 I’m not a warmonger I’m just the Conquering King that has liberated the world and anyone who disagrees with that whoop history is written by the Victor baby like that time that I brought glorious glorious nuclear fire to major cities I mean that’s not a bad thing to do they were they were privileged to receive the light of G of GM superbman what was that Civ that we did again where I just started nuking everything what was that oh man johned thanks for all the content you’ve been posting John H thank you for the donation John thanks for being a fan so jamid coming through now as well we got jamit and Martin trell on YouTube and we got tank 3557 on Twitch although we also have also tiebreaker with the subscription on on Twitch Cowboy 44 and War Fox I got War Fox before I remember that name you did that in like half your Civ series well I mean if you’re going to build a nuke you got to use it right and that’s a scary thought [ __ ] hope no one with uh in control of real nukes things like that oh [ __ ] before I go let’s fire off one of these suckers see what happens oh no hallway right wing quick shot good save Lord Superbus yeah buddy Johnny are you going to the Utah home opener Should I fly down there they should treat me like royalty baby I’m helping to grow the brand name of the Utah Yeti you know they’re going to select the yeti it’d be great if they select the yeti my GM mode series is going to get a big fraking push in volume everybody be searching that [ __ ] it’s G to pop up everywhere oh that’s perfect Johnny how come no GTA or Road to the Show content uh cuz uh we’ve had plenty of content in the past but I’m not looking to be a jack of all trades I’m looking to be a master of one and right now the GM mode series is all I need to focus on let’s focus on it let’s stay consistent Let’s Get It Started let’s tell a story and let’s get it done that’s the key let’s get it done let’s have a solid finish it’s always been my problem with my series I got it started and then just kind of lingers can’t have that man can’t have it Dallas there’s dof oh man Puck behind you oh man Puck behind you back door oh another great save by steuart Skinner that’s this time on mat Shane steuart Skinner is making great saves man maybe he heard me maybe he heard all you guys in the chat when we said who you taking Bob or Skinner he’s looking good in this game let me tell you let me tell you Kane now just kill some time in the corner Kane there you go your shift doesn’t need to be an offensive shift it just needs to be a positive shift in the offensive zone that is all oh oh my God domsky 92 with the dollar donation Barry is a bum crusty Islander fan unmod that Noob whoa whoa twitch going at each other right now man that ain’t cool win donation I agree on mod Barry what do you mean Barry’s been here since the beginning you guys going to turn on him so he’s been dropping the ball with the link that I click on I mean he’ll learn from it it’s all good damn man but this is what I like this is this is Julius Caesar divide and conquer baby I have you guys fighting against one another and I’m just the uh uh the meteorit what’s the [ __ ] what’s the word I’m looking for oh my God mediator yeah ah I can just be in between and just get I I’m the arbitrator I can’t have Barry versus Dum My Two Goats damn why do I got to catch all the Strays because you put yourself in the Crosshair Barry flippity flop you don’t fly underneath the radar you’re out there John is the Arbiter Johnny who is your childhood Crush oh I don’t know man [ __ ] childhood Crush I Don’t Know I don’t even know I’m trying to think uh let me see I’m trying to think of like a movie or TV show that I was watching on was a kid I don’t know I don’t know man Britney Spears no like I wasn’t into that kind of like I remember watching The Simpsons a lot as a kid so I mean who are you going to have a crush on of The Simpsons Homer oh here we go here come the jokes um yeah I I don’t know childhood Crush I don’t I don’t think I have one maybe I probably did I just can’t remember it you know what I mean I’m old now man I don’t I don’t remember I’m trying to think of like a a movie or a TV show though of like a a female that I was definitely attracted to Jennifer Love huitt probably what are you talking about Jeremy from what I’m trying to think of the shows that I watched as a kid I I watch cartoons Man cartoons but I did watch movies that was the thing I had Direct TV and you would go to the movie channels and just watch the same movies over and over again but the movies that I watched I don’t know like they were like I can’t think Jennifer Aniston no the friends chicks no I was too old for that you’re talking about childhood Crush right like what so what age then give me an age what do you want to know cuz like when you’re a teenager it’s not crushes anymore now you’re you know now you’re attracted to these women they’re [ __ ] smoking that’s what you’re thinking you said childhood Crush so I’m thinking of like I don’t even know wi Carino just checked you can trade in two in 24 Hut but you can’t upsell an item for coins on the market so basically you can’t hyperinflate prices in the market looks like someone at EA took an economics class isn’t it funny that that’s the uh that’s the time that they put into wil arino you know it’s just like hey instead of making a better game to make more money let’s take our already shitty game and make sure people aren’t uh aren’t screwing us over we need to just squeeze this rock for as much blood as we absolutely can squeeze it Cameron Diaz in The Mask oh my God yeah that was yeah she was gorgeous in The Mask oh my God but again a crush it’s not like I thought I got to see every Cameron Diaz movie you know what I mean she’s just another hot hot woman that when I was a kid I looked yeah no that definitely that wasn’t it John you should watch Brokeback Mountain no that’s okay never watch that movie never will Jessica Alba Jessica Alba’s fine to sell to but that’s different that’s not a childhood Crush that’s that’s different man bayat no trying to think of I I can’t I honestly I can’t think of any I really can’t the WWF oh my God that’s actually that’s actually now you’re on the right track but I didn’t start watching the WWF till again I was like a teenager I couldn’t stay up on Monday nights till at till 9 to 11 to watch Monday Night Raw I was in bed by like 9 or 9:30 my parents put me to sleep what were your favorite cartoons Simpsons was number one for sure but there were other ones in there love Dragon Ball Z I didn’t know what the hell I was watching with Dragon Ball Z but it appealed to me all these guys are doing karate and [ __ ] and they’re freaking taking arms off and killing each other this is awesome South Park yeah definitely watch some South Park but that was on late again right wasn’t South Park on late Kate beckin sale I mean you guys are just naming women they’re all beautiful but Mickey James and Trish Stratus again that’s not childhood this guy asked me for a childhood Crush I I don’t think I had one man really don’t Dragon Ball coming back from school was the [ __ ] yeah man I got the whole Saiyan Saga and then the the the Frieza Saga but I remember I think I stopped watching in the Frieza Saga or I missed a few oh quick shot good save Again by Skinner just takes so freaking long but then the cell Saga was awesome I got back into it for the cell Saga John what did you do for fun as a kid not like these lazy CH uh chump children that are on Tik Tok when I was a kid I was either on a bike ride by myself uh I was in I was on the driveway playing hockey just shooting it on a net by myself or playing with dom and some other kids on our street yeah we playing video games those three things video games driveway or bike ride were you a 90s kid yeah Dragon Ball Z Bruce faler soundtrack was [ __ ] go to John oh yeah Bruce Falkner yeah I don’t know if he was responsible for actually making them I heard that he was just the one who kind of organized it all there was actually people that worked for him that came up with all the themes but yeah the Bruce vulner themes are just the American version of Dragon Ball Z is just so epic because of the music that’s actually a really good indication to how uh soundtracks and music can affect a TV show or movie right it can make and break it it’s almost like one of the most important things if not the most important cell’s theme is a workout song for me what is that going wait a minute back door lond oh Lindell stick on it there you go go two on one for the Edmonton Oilers yeah Dallas has got to take chances McLoud onetime oh a what are you doing it’s their fourth line who gets that shift dry Sidle was late to the party he’s unable to get it duchane cross the Blue Line flips it out wide to Jason Robertson going to lose it and here they come again Oilers got this they just got to put this baby to sleep put this baby to sleep and get it over with let’s go oh man you guys talking about Dragon Ball Z I wish I could still play that game I miss playing that game Dragon Ball fighter Z man I don’t want to play against randoms online though they’ll smoke me I enjoyed playing with my buddies but stop playing it’s a different time Kaiser Mudkip somehow pikin theme is my favorite pikin theme pikin theme [Applause] huh you mean this one yeah this one is pretty badass but we won’t get to that leave it up to Bruce faler to [ __ ] have a badass theme for a character that’s barely in it man that should be that should be like somebody else’s main theme song that that theme is so damn good there you go Dallas fans are leaving the building oh no I saw a few of them stepping out they’re going up the stairs ladies and gentlemen Johnny are you funny I don’t know motive man call yourself funny seemed to be a little bit uh I don’t know cringe if I’m funny that’s up to other people I’m sure there are people that think I’m obnoxious so who knows that’s up to you guys bro paid 1K then leaves I know right that’s why I refuse to pay the money at Toronto Maple Leafs games if it goes well fine but you can lose the game and then it’s like what the [ __ ] did we waste this money on man Johnny are you anxious no Johnny are you hungry no motive man just asking me all types of questions right now you can keep going buddy have a blast Stars tickets are probably $400 Max yeah and don’t they have better taxes down there in Dallas Kane with the shot there you go the money that they don’t spend on taxes like New York or California or Canada bang they could just spend on hockey tickets Johnny are you a sigma Johnny what is your favorite color I grew up liking green green was my favorite color growing up but I don’t have like a favorite color now but I’ll say green Johnny what was the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten I’m not going there I can already hear the jokes coming up yeah there it is there it is yep was it me or just did YouTube just die I don’t know man maybe they got a commercial or something it’s the end of the game I think people are tuning out the Dallas Stars are tuning out Oilers are just putting this one to bed we’re almost done almost done oh man well the streams are getting uh the games are getting important now so you telling me tomorrow night the the Rangers could get eliminated of course both series are going to go to seven games watch man Johnny are you f f fulfilled in life I don’t know buddy I don’t know how to answer that that’s a tough one My Stream died it died huh wow [ __ ] let me see is there any problems on my end drop frames drop frames no no drop frames over here maybe for YouTube Drop frames let me see drop frames no no drop frames on YouTube no drop frames on Twitch I got to say this Bell internet has been massive for us seems like my uh one limitation right now is my graphics card oh I don’t want to have to do that I’m gonna have to find some time off to be able to get that I ah [ __ ] the second that I start tweaking with my computer I’m going to start screwing things up then I won’t oh man Johnny are you bald by choice what are you talking about bald by choice Johnny why did you take a six-month break uh just wasn’t feeling it need to get some things in order I’m glad I did definitely been turning things around since January can we just end this game man I hate this but you hate this lingering game where you know it’s over you just want to go to bed Barry you can take off man it’s all good I’m the one who committed to staying for the fans the mods don’t have to John do you keep it hairy yeah freaky fossils Oilers is playing some boring hockey right now but when you’re in the lead that’s exactly what your fan base wants to see down to 7 and A2 minutes they just look at it just dumping the puck in sending one for Checker that’s all Edmonton is doing now one for Checker Johnny are you horny uh not not presently Johnny what do you think about my generation I was born in 2001 I don’t know man I don’t think uh a stereotype of the generation matters I think you got to judge everyone individually and I hate everyone equally until you earn my respect so the fact that you were born in 2001 doesn’t change anything I don’t care if you born in 2001 2011 1991 81 41 doesn’t matter man [ __ ] could be young they can be old John will you play Batman Arkham Asylum for us that’s that’s that’s they’re on it’s in the que it’s in the que first up PP and pp2 and then AO a a AC and AK so we got a we got a big summer ahead of us big summer ahead of us there you go nice job your mic is glitching yeah you sure about that yeah we’ll see if my mic is still glitching tomorrow going to be a long day why is it going to be a long day tomorrow two streams Saturday nah it’d be fine we’ll have a nice uh we’ll not have a nice stream for the gym mode just a nice little off season maybe get some preseason in there as well and then we’ll prepare for a huge game six between Florida and the New York Rangers baby John you into cars or trucks are all John you into cars or trucks at all when I’m driving them sure this game is serious Johnny or is Edmonton going to the finals uh they look like the better team but it’s been back and forth but this is a statement game the thing about this game is like you if you’re Edmonton you got to be feeling great about it Skinner didn’t drop the ball right that’s their one oh wait a minute I just said Skinner didn’t drop the ball and Dallas just tied it up uhoh uh oh oh it’s plenty of time left ladies and gentlemen there is plenty of time left in this game Edmonton did a good job to keep it boring but 551 down by two I wouldn’t uh cuz now okay we talked about this earlier right the psychological effects this is an example I I’d imagine Dallas is going to be the better team now for the next five minutes now we might get an empty net you might get a two-on-one that goes back the other way but I promise you Dallas that was a filthy [ __ ] tip by Wyatt Johnston oh my god did you see how he angled his stick that tip is [ __ ] beautiful did I say they tied up I I meant they can tie it up I wouldn’t get ahead of yourself the Dallas Stars are F fans are standing but the psychological effect will the Edmonton Oilers now feel like uhoh you know the seed of Doubt has been planted and was that all that they need are they going to maintain the for check or are they going to back off and allow Dallas to enter into the Zone each time John at 29 John you GNA play NCAA 25 football probably not my man probably not I got a lot of things on my plate right now and I don’t I know nothing about football and it’s another EA Sports title yeah I’m not looking forward to start new EA Sports Games bro f124 is out yeah I got other things on my plate right now man I’m not looking to get my race simulator all set up so I can play that that game takes hours I just don’t have the time right now I’m literally streaming editing rendering uploading streaming editing going to sleep waking up eating streaming editing rendering upload that’s been my life for like the last month all right so I got no time for anything else gotta get to the end of the playoffs and then we have some openings until then I’m just in Grind Mode Johnny is Skinner the worst Stanley Cup goalie you’ve ever seen uh worst Stanley cuup goalie ever that’s a tough one I I’d have to really think which goalies have been horrible in the Standley Cup finals I can’t I can’t go worse that’s that’s brutal he’s been good tonight that one goal that’s tough not a lot of goalies are going to save that Slap Shot look at this I’m telling you Dallas is on fire now the psychological effect here it is all of a sudden Dallas is playing in their offensive zone and Edmonton can’t get the puck back here we go shot from the point gets down low Wyatt Johnson trying to get it out Evander Kane I’m telling you man there’s tons of time left that psychological effect of one goal it just has gone straight to the legs of Dallas and straight to the heads of Edmonton Dallas turned it on late too late you say Kieran they’re losing time you’re right Harley though Harley uh making moves back to Robertson Robertson now into the middle Dallas good patience what a shot block right there by number 55 Dylan Holloway is it not Dylan Holloway with an incredible shot block a three-on-one for Edmonton but they got no energy in those legs they’re just going to dump that puck all right so a two goal lead I’d pull the goalie yeah I’d pull the goalie early here you got nothing to lose you’re down by too I pulled the goalie early here somewhere around the uh 2 and a half minute Mark 2 minute Mark or if you just get it in you feel like it’s the time to do it good shot by Robertson good save by Skinner McDavid wants to ice this game man ainger three minutes left buddy you going still is a little early tanv is GNA get that puck in long time that we’ve had a game going here or game straight gameplay going here not a not a stoppage is what I’m trying to say tridal gets that puck out it’s a two-on one no goalie still in the net Hyman trying to center it nuds for the hattrick no good block right there by 23 23 is [ __ ] 23 is Lindell Lindell I keep on forgetting that’s Lindell all right now you pulled the goenda you go 230 left stankoven gets it to the left side duchaine misses the puck and they ice it oh my God duch Shan come on buddy call a timeout you got to call a timeout now Dallas you’re guys are tired you got an icing you got to call a timeout right now good shot block right there by Dylan Holloway how’s it going Johnny just got back from high school graduation way to go Colton tit way to go congratulations about to embark on the next stage of your life with high school behind you oh to be young again congrats buddy back to the point EOL Slap Shot around Oilers still have it in njan Hopkins take that shot Oilers doing good right here yeah they got to get it out they didn’t call the timeout their players are tired I would have called the timeout there now the Oilers get the fresh legs out all right there they go for the line change now Dallas Stars getting they getting a full change there’s Robertson he’s going wide with it he wants to get it in deep flings it up over the glass Robertson oh it’s actually not horrible it’ll in the neutral zone now oh it’ll be in the oiler Zone never mind that was a great play by Robertson well the defensive team can’t call a timeout when it’s iced anymore oh right right right forgot about that hope I don’t know any of these new rules man I’m way off my game when it comes to hockey rules that tip by Johnston is one of the greatest tips I’ve ever seen that [ __ ] deflection is nasty once you graduate high school uh life sucks Cox I disagree with that I I get it some people peak in high school for me life got much better when I left High School trust me your lives are just getting started boys don’t think it’s over don’t think that you’re going to get locked into something you don’t even know what you’re going to be doing 5 10 25 years from now all right things are going to open up that you can’t even predict trust me the one piece of advice I can give you don’t get locked in don’t get trapped financially emotionally logistically don’t do any of that keep keep yourself with open options hell yeah life is definitely better after high school is that tank is that uh sarcasm oh man if I had to go back to high school tomorrow I’d be hell I I [ __ ] skip [ __ ] that don’t get married young I wouldn’t say that’s a rule there slow marrow if it works for you then it works for you but just give yourself options in life don’t lock yourself in financially and logistically 142 all the star fans are standing up Robertson drops it there for rupe hin hin does the smart thing dump in Chase with speed way to go that was a great Zone entry great Zone entry all right there’s only one opening here you got to get the puck to the net there’s not going to be cross creases they’re not going to be any fancy plays Robertson keeps it in hence down low s oh man you’re going to have to get that shot through somehow man hammer it from the Blue Line let them try to block it see if you can get something weird to pop up Robertson there you go Robertson doing the right thing Robertson getting that puck to the front of the net that’s exactly what you need 6’5 there is no fancy plays here it’s just going to be greasy hockey centering pass nice drive back to the point get it on the net again Robertson just get it in there Robertson Ben now oh sorry that’s Sean Sean back to Robertson just get it in there Robertson just get it didn’t sto walking down the half wall back to the point there you go good movement missing the net or block up and over Dallas Stars 40 seconds left they’re running out of time Jamie Ben tipping it short side good stop Robertson had a golden opportunity couldn’t pull the trigger right away had to control the puck 30 seconds remaining Dallas still has it this is a great job by Dallas to try to hold on to this but no and the Edmonton Oilers are going to chop it down that’s going to be it you got to think 21 seconds remaining the Dallas star fans are leaving they’re trying to beat traffic oh that’s such an ugly look what could be your last home game of the season in the Conference Finals and you’re going to leave before [ __ ] applauding your team and saying go stars go get ready for game six fans like that don’t deserve to have their team win you’re not going to show up for the boys why should the boys show up for you the Edmonson Oilers are one game away from the the Stanley Cup Final 18 years ago actually no 22 years ago they were in that position losing to the Carolina Hurricanes and 20 or 18 years later my God I got the numbers wrong there [ __ ] I [ __ ] up something McDavid is one game away you’re not you’re not not lying there Tegan Ranger one game away oh my God thanks thanks for streaming Johnny oh you don’t have to thank me this was fun I like hanging out with you guys oh my God yeah good stream kept my energy up good game as well got two streams done today hopefully we Dom can get some shorts done tonight we’re back at it boys we are back at it so I want to thank all of you on Twitch and on YouTube all you guys on Twitch I hope I didn’t miss anything fat ass Phil kessle is down to 7:35 can we keep met 7even hundy I don’t know we’re officially at that point where we’re going to start losing every single day now so it is what it is that’s okay and also on YouTube any of your donations that I missed I do apologize but thank you for all the support ladies and gentlemen tomorrow we will be doing another general manager with the uh Utah Yeti you can expect that somewhere between 2: and 4 and uh we’ll take that for a couple hours download it edit it render it upload it put it up and then we’re coming back for game six between the Florida Panthers and the New York Rangers ladies and gentlemen oh should be a real good one so let’s do a little bit of a raid here yeah let’s do a little bit of a raid anybody on NHL 24 right now what do I got what do I got uh the tournament that doesn’t there this guy there we go a day a day day 92 all right go show this guy some love give him a good good moment and uh spark his chat a little bit hopefully it’s not followers only godamn yeah I wish I could know if it was followers only chat I definitely wouldn’t do that but anyways boys thanks for showing up take it easy and I will see you all tomorrow

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