Murph texted Dallas Keuchel: “I’m honored and excited to welcome you to our ball club. Please call me at your earliest convenience. I’d like to talk to you about your work schedule, subsequent contribution, or lack there of, to our baseball team.”

10 comments

1. HE IS SO STRANGE AND I LOVE HIM

2. “It’s just to get him started” Lol, Murph..

3. This year feels different

4. If Murph told me to run through a wall I’d reply “How hard?”

5. Apparently Murph had the wrong number and Dallas never got it.

6. “He’s Patches O’Houlihan” Brewers slugger Christian Yelich said with the biggest smile.

7. Murph is such a goober.

8. Is there a connection here that these two guys know each other already? Or was that the first thing he ever said to him?

9. Thank you Mr. Pat Murphy for bringing some sunshine to us Brewer fans lives in what are some very disturbing times.

10. Should be MOTY.