Its been so fun watching this dude play ball this year, a well deserved congratulations. Unfortunately hes become an allstar and rising star in the leauge, meaning Oakland will trade him for a bag of used balls and a case of jock itch so they dont have to pay him. J.F needs to explore the Titanic in a homemade submarine.
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This is poetry. Your creative ambitions for the demise of J.F should be a thread of its own.
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Fun while it lasted glad i got to see him in person