@@Philadelphia PhilliesHarper in a Team USA hat before tonight’s gameJuly 26, 2024 Harper in a Team USA hat before tonight’s game 6 commentsI can’t wait to watch diving at 3AM.“Oh. There was a small splash. The judges aren’t going to like that.”Yes, but have you seen the average person dive? Olympic divers are basically fish.When it comes to pandering, Harper is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.Harper enjoyed TexasIf US Basketball wins gold, he better rock an Embiid USA jersey for absolute peak panderingCaptain Pandering strikes again!I bet sport companies just throw merch at him to wear.Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
I can’t wait to watch diving at 3AM.“Oh. There was a small splash. The judges aren’t going to like that.”Yes, but have you seen the average person dive? Olympic divers are basically fish.
When it comes to pandering, Harper is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
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I can’t wait to watch diving at 3AM.
“Oh. There was a small splash. The judges aren’t going to like that.”
Yes, but have you seen the average person dive? Olympic divers are basically fish.
When it comes to pandering, Harper is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
Harper enjoyed Texas
If US Basketball wins gold, he better rock an Embiid USA jersey for absolute peak pandering
Captain Pandering strikes again!
I bet sport companies just throw merch at him to wear.