BLowe is a dawg and so is Pete. Glad we didn’t go back to .500
It’s pronounced Lowe
Holy shit, offense? We can do that???
Every day I wake up and thank Neander for not trading Fairbanks
BLowe doing BLowe things. Credit to Walls tonight as well. Pretty cool seeing Fairbanks getting the save tonight. God bless Kyle Snyder and this pitching staff after Baz’s first inning debacle.
Good time to catch the Os as they’ve been struggling lately. Need to win this upcoming series for WC hopes.
Oh gosh if BLowe ends the year hot he’s def getting traded right? Idk what his contract situation is, but that’s gonna hurt even more damnit
So the team just needs to score 4 or more to win the game? So why not do it? Are the Rays stupid?
Jesus Christ I hate Cardinals fans so much.
I saw a Cardinals fan yesterday and l just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant. and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Tardinals fan. He was there with his stupid Tardinals fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.
Jesus Christ I hate Cardinals fans so much.
I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in baseball. He didn’t say anything. but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Cardinals t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. “I’d like to buy this best t-shirt in baseball with the best money in baseball please”. I couldn’t fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he’s king of the world.
I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he’d conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN BASEBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.
You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Cardinals fans put on is ridiculous.
Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in baseball heaven.
I couldn’t fucking take it. l told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like ‘dude what are you talking about’ like he didn’t fucking know what a prick he was. l fucking tackled him right there.
Staff called the cops on me as if l did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Tardinals fans.
Edit: I grew up in St. Louis and still root for the Cards (along with the Rays). I just love this copypasta.
Thank you Armstrong for remembering which side you are really on 🙏🙏
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I’m so happy Pete Fairbanks is still on this team
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BLowe is a dawg and so is Pete. Glad we didn’t go back to .500
It’s pronounced Lowe
Holy shit, offense? We can do that???
Every day I wake up and thank Neander for not trading Fairbanks
BLowe doing BLowe things. Credit to Walls tonight as well. Pretty cool seeing Fairbanks getting the save tonight. God bless Kyle Snyder and this pitching staff after Baz’s first inning debacle.
Good time to catch the Os as they’ve been struggling lately. Need to win this upcoming series for WC hopes.
Oh gosh if BLowe ends the year hot he’s def getting traded right? Idk what his contract situation is, but that’s gonna hurt even more damnit
So the team just needs to score 4 or more to win the game? So why not do it? Are the Rays stupid?
Jesus Christ I hate Cardinals fans so much.
I saw a Cardinals fan yesterday and l just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant. and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Tardinals fan. He was there with his stupid Tardinals fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.
Jesus Christ I hate Cardinals fans so much.
I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in baseball. He didn’t say anything. but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Cardinals t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. “I’d like to buy this best t-shirt in baseball with the best money in baseball please”. I couldn’t fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he’s king of the world.
I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he’d conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN BASEBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.
You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Cardinals fans put on is ridiculous.
Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in baseball heaven.
I couldn’t fucking take it. l told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like ‘dude what are you talking about’ like he didn’t fucking know what a prick he was. l fucking tackled him right there.
Staff called the cops on me as if l did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Tardinals fans.
Edit: I grew up in St. Louis and still root for the Cards (along with the Rays). I just love this copypasta.
Thank you Armstrong for remembering which side you are really on 🙏🙏