Mark Attanasio accused of stealing sand from Malibu’s Broad Beach, lawsuit says

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1. The jokes write themselves

2. I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

3. “And that very sand…went on to groom the infield at ~~Miller Park~~ AmFam Clam. And now you know….*the* *rest*…of the story”

4. “The public perception of me is unfair”, he said while stuffing breadsticks in his pockets at Fazoli’s

5. What’s the fine for sand stealing?

6. wow cheap ass Mark strikes again

7. Our owner is finding the best sand for this team!

8. Do people have any idea how expensive European soccer teams are? Gotta save money wherever you can.

9. Sand?!

10. Color me not surprised.

11. https://preview.redd.it/1hjtxow36jid1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b35896e50e1f788990ab909c253eea75e4fb361e

    That I should be stealing sand from beaches for my property…

12. Ok, so either he was confused on where his property line was and what sand was his to move, or he wasn’t aware of whatever regulations govern coastlines. If he ran a construction company instead of a ball club, then I might care, but since he doesn’t- yawn.

13. Hahaha. What a piece of shit this guy is.

14. This is very on par for Mark A.

15. What a horribly written article.

    Gasoline stains in the water??

    Heavy equipment doesn’t run on gasoline.

    Typical from a source like LA times

16. This is very on brand for our cheapskate owner

17. Only a Brewers owner would steal fkn sand. Smh.

18. Carmen Sandiego ass crime.