The Phillies will continue to pitch Taijuan Walker until morale improves
August 29, 2024
The Phillies will continue to pitch Taijuan Walker until morale improves
30 comments
Why so they can lose again
The year is 2040. 48 year old Taijuan Walker takes the mound hoping to secure his first win in 16 seasons. Morale has not yet improved
Morale won’t improve until Walker’s gone. See how that works?
Bet the Blue Jays HEAVY on Tuesday.
Or, O/U runs scored for 5 innings.
Blue Jays, race to 5 runs seems like free $.
What a stupid take
Isn’t that the literal definition of insanity continues to do something even though nothing changes. WTF!?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HOW MANY MORE CHANCES ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE MAN?!
This is professional baseball, this isn’t kiddie ball. either you have it or you don’t. At this point, it’s POOR MANAGEMENT. SORRY TOPPER. YOU GOTTA PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN.
Sincerely, The City of Philadelphia
Lol
What a blunder of a contract
I don’t understand all this Taijuan hate. Are we just forgetting the fact that the offense didn’t score 11 runs last night?!
If Walker starts again this season in a game before the division is clinched, then this team isn’t serious.
I say we start protesting as fans and choose to not attend games that walker will be starting!
Tickets are too expensive to watch this fool pretend it’s 2015
It’s an exercise in character building.
The Onion??
Post Taijuan Sucks Disorder
I thought I read that he was done after Wednesday?
That’s an absolutely horrible idea. We could have 5 more wins than we currently do, and pitching Walker is asking for 5 more losses to our schedule on top of days we lose without him in. They’re basically asking this team to go undefeated on non-Walker days if we want that bye.
What’s the opposite of money ball
At this point, grabbing some random pitcher from Taiwan would not be much worse than our Taijuan, and it would be much cheaper.
I guess they really want to paint a more positive picture of him with the hopes of dumping his salary on someone else.
Isn’t it time for some fans to hang out in front of CBP with some trash cans or something?
i hope no one shows up to the games he’s pitching
Trade him to Atlanta where he’ll pitch consecutive no-no’s and shut our offense down in the post season. Oh wait, we already shut our own offense down.
Taijuan should give his remaining salary back to the Phillies
I’m really hoping this is from the onion.
This is fucking stupid. Putting out there last night was stupid… and truly stupid not pulling him in the first inning.
The Phillies do a lot of things right… this is not one of them.
This team, this city, this stadium NEEDS Harper to break out tonight. Bombs galore.
30 comments
Why so they can lose again
The year is 2040. 48 year old Taijuan Walker takes the mound hoping to secure his first win in 16 seasons. Morale has not yet improved
Morale won’t improve until Walker’s gone. See how that works?
Bet the Blue Jays HEAVY on Tuesday.
Or, O/U runs scored for 5 innings.
Blue Jays, race to 5 runs seems like free $.
What a stupid take
Isn’t that the literal definition of insanity continues to do something even though nothing changes. WTF!?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HOW MANY MORE CHANCES ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE MAN?!
This is professional baseball, this isn’t kiddie ball. either you have it or you don’t. At this point, it’s POOR MANAGEMENT. SORRY TOPPER. YOU GOTTA PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN.
Sincerely,
The City of Philadelphia
Lol
What a blunder of a contract
I don’t understand all this Taijuan hate. Are we just forgetting the fact that the offense didn’t score 11 runs last night?!
If Walker starts again this season in a game before the division is clinched, then this team isn’t serious.
I say we start protesting as fans and choose to not attend games that walker will be starting!
Tickets are too expensive to watch this fool pretend it’s 2015
It’s an exercise in character building.
The Onion??
Post Taijuan Sucks Disorder
I thought I read that he was done after Wednesday?
That’s an absolutely horrible idea. We could have 5 more wins than we currently do, and pitching Walker is asking for 5 more losses to our schedule on top of days we lose without him in. They’re basically asking this team to go undefeated on non-Walker days if we want that bye.
What’s the opposite of money ball
At this point, grabbing some random pitcher from Taiwan would not be much worse than our Taijuan, and it would be much cheaper.
I guess they really want to paint a more positive picture of him with the hopes of dumping his salary on someone else.
Isn’t it time for some fans to hang out in front of CBP with some trash cans or something?
i hope no one shows up to the games he’s pitching
Trade him to Atlanta where he’ll pitch consecutive no-no’s and shut our offense down in the post season. Oh wait, we already shut our own offense down.
Taijuan should give his remaining salary back to the Phillies
I’m really hoping this is from the onion.
This is fucking stupid. Putting out there last night was stupid… and truly stupid not pulling him in the first inning.
The Phillies do a lot of things right… this is not one of them.
This team, this city, this stadium NEEDS Harper to break out tonight. Bombs galore.