The Curse of Paw Patrol: since Aaron Judge’s appearance on the show, both him and Soto have 0 HR, batting averages below .200, while the Yankees have gone 3-5 and fallen out of first in the division
September 4, 2024
The Curse of Paw Patrol: since Aaron Judge’s appearance on the show, both him and Soto have 0 HR, batting averages below .200, while the Yankees have gone 3-5 and fallen out of first in the division
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The Poor Yankees fans GRIMACING in pain right now
September swoon time
Great players aren’t allowed to have slumps anymore?
I hope he can turn it on soon. I really wanna see a 1.200 OPS
Dope
A week isn’t enough time. If it goes on for another week or longer, then we can call it a curse until he breaks out of it
Wasn’t it Rubble and Crew, not Paw Patrol?
He probably needs a day off.
Yankees aren’t 3-5 because of that though it’s because Boone and Cashman/Hal have a weird loyalty to players who suck. Such as a 1B with a .500 OPS or a closer who hasn’t had a clean save in 2 months or LF blocking our top prospect that hits a weak ground ball to 1B almost every time he makes contact.
Edit: I can’t type. I’m talking about DJ
He’s very sad about it, as he loves going boom with his bat.
Well part of it’s the Orioles are catching up in the “games against the White Sox” category.
one always pays the price for contributing to copaganda
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Rubble & Crew really made my boy take Speed Meister deep 100 times right before pennant chase baseball smh
He needs another ejection to regain his power.
Damn I thought having 2 hitters with a .700ops or higher instead of just 1 would solve all our problems…….. (don’t say anything abt Austin wells lol it doesn’t help my narrative)
The reality is this team had massive massive gaping holes evident in 2021. The team overperformed in the first half of ‘22, causing them to keep following suit
In reality, the Yankees need replacements at 1B, 2B, 3B, and LF. They need nearly a whole new bullpen, and have loads of dead/underperforming money on the books (stroman, Rodon, lemahieu, etc) even hicks is still on the books I think. Stanton has been good this year but he’s still under contract for a scary amount of time.
They have some existing replacements like Dominguez and Chisholm, but Cashmans delusion that this team is anything close to a Ws contender is keeping them from moving forward.
Don’t even get me started on the last few deadline days, Enyel de los Santos, Mark Leiter, Middleton, Bader, Montas, Effross, Trivino, benintendi, gallo, and Heaney were all objective failures
I think Cashman is one of the best GMs of all time, but my guy needs to take a damn break or something
It’s to the point where I’ve started fangirling over guys like Erik neander….. that’s rock bottom
Mayor Humdinger is involved somehow. I just know it.
ACAB
This has the markings of Humdinger and maybe his nephew Harold
Ok maybe ACAB doesn’t include paw patrol
They couldn’t had done this when they were in town?
The dong days of summer are over!
The only way to get Judge back on track is for him to get ejected from a game. I think tonight he’s going to call the ump a c*cksucker.
Get the real MVP Jose Ramirez on Spidey and his amazing friends, as an ode to the OG god awful Spiders team.
Anti-furries.
This is what happens when you face elite starting pitching like *checks notes* Miles Mikolas and Kyle Gibson
He already broke the MLB home run record tho (most in a single episode Rubble and Crew)
AYAB
Boycott Rubble and Crew
Obviously one or both need to dress as McDonalds characters
For any parents out there, Paw Patrol is an awful show. Just mindless drivel. Get your kids watching Bluey instead.
Soto didn’t even get the chance to star on his favorite program Paw Patrol *and* he gets cursed as well?
Dude’s out here catching strays.
you love to see it
Flew too close to the sun
Monkey’s Paw Patrol
Lol
The only solution to this is to take the 1st raw footage of paw patrol Judge did and throw it into the lava of mount doom to completely destroy the curse.
Did he make any hidden tik-toks during COVID they can show during hitters meetings?
37 comments
The Poor Yankees fans GRIMACING in pain right now
September swoon time
Great players aren’t allowed to have slumps anymore?
I hope he can turn it on soon. I really wanna see a 1.200 OPS
Dope
A week isn’t enough time. If it goes on for another week or longer, then we can call it a curse until he breaks out of it
Wasn’t it Rubble and Crew, not Paw Patrol?
He probably needs a day off.
Yankees aren’t 3-5 because of that though it’s because Boone and Cashman/Hal have a weird loyalty to players who suck. Such as a 1B with a .500 OPS or a closer who hasn’t had a clean save in 2 months or LF blocking our top prospect that hits a weak ground ball to 1B almost every time he makes contact.
Edit: I can’t type. I’m talking about DJ
He’s very sad about it, as he loves going boom with his bat.
Well part of it’s the Orioles are catching up in the “games against the White Sox” category.
one always pays the price for contributing to copaganda
[removed]
Rubble & Crew really made my boy take Speed Meister deep 100 times right before pennant chase baseball smh
He needs another ejection to regain his power.
Damn I thought having 2 hitters with a .700ops or higher instead of just 1 would solve all our problems…….. (don’t say anything abt Austin wells lol it doesn’t help my narrative)
The reality is this team had massive massive gaping holes evident in 2021. The team overperformed in the first half of ‘22, causing them to keep following suit
In reality, the Yankees need replacements at 1B, 2B, 3B, and LF. They need nearly a whole new bullpen, and have loads of dead/underperforming money on the books (stroman, Rodon, lemahieu, etc) even hicks is still on the books I think. Stanton has been good this year but he’s still under contract for a scary amount of time.
They have some existing replacements like Dominguez and Chisholm, but Cashmans delusion that this team is anything close to a Ws contender is keeping them from moving forward.
Don’t even get me started on the last few deadline days, Enyel de los Santos, Mark Leiter, Middleton, Bader, Montas, Effross, Trivino, benintendi, gallo, and Heaney were all objective failures
I think Cashman is one of the best GMs of all time, but my guy needs to take a damn break or something
It’s to the point where I’ve started fangirling over guys like Erik neander….. that’s rock bottom
Mayor Humdinger is involved somehow. I just know it.
ACAB
This has the markings of Humdinger and maybe his nephew Harold
Ok maybe ACAB doesn’t include paw patrol
They couldn’t had done this when they were in town?
The dong days of summer are over!
The only way to get Judge back on track is for him to get ejected from a game. I think tonight he’s going to call the ump a c*cksucker.
Get the real MVP Jose Ramirez on Spidey and his amazing friends, as an ode to the OG god awful Spiders team.
Anti-furries.
This is what happens when you face elite starting pitching like *checks notes* Miles Mikolas and Kyle Gibson
He already broke the MLB home run record tho (most in a single episode Rubble and Crew)
AYAB
Boycott Rubble and Crew
Obviously one or both need to dress as McDonalds characters
For any parents out there, Paw Patrol is an awful show. Just mindless drivel. Get your kids watching Bluey instead.
Soto didn’t even get the chance to star on his favorite program Paw Patrol *and* he gets cursed as well?
Dude’s out here catching strays.
you love to see it
Flew too close to the sun
Monkey’s Paw Patrol
Lol
The only solution to this is to take the 1st raw footage of paw patrol Judge did and throw it into the lava of mount doom to completely destroy the curse.
Did he make any hidden tik-toks during COVID they can show during hitters meetings?