Falcons messaged me today and I told them how to save the season. Super Bowl bound.
September 13, 2024
Falcons messaged me today and I told them how to save the season. Super Bowl bound.
17 comments
Thank you for your service.
I love how people leave comments and DMs on teams’ social pages like anyone from the coaching staff or front office is ever going to see it.
The page is probably run by some 22-year-old chick fresh out of college who majored in communications whose uncle knows a guy who works for Arthur Blank.
Doing the lords work
🫡
Glad someone told them!!!!
Hahaha
Falcons staff rn
Wait till this guy finds out he had the highest ran routes % of any TE in the league last week, 100%.
Kyle Pitts is almost as bad at playing WR as he is at playing TE
Need Bijan and London to put in work. Pitts can stay blocking as long as he can actually put in any effort to block
If he’s lined up as a WR all the time, his unicorn-ness goes completely out the door. He’s special because what he’s able to do for a TE; running routes on LB’s and safeties who can’t keep up. Most CB1s or 2s are keeping up with him no problem & he’s no Mike Evans.
C’mon people… let’s give the professionals **some** credit & not act like this shit’s so simple that some grocery-store clerk or accountant is going to solve these “problems” in their spare time?
🤣
You forgot to add stop putting ebiketie in coverage, if Allgeier is running well keep him in, use Bijan more in the pass game and use Woerner to help block the best rusher.
“How to save your NFL seasons in 140 characters or less”
On Madden I make Pitts my slot WR and dude has 100 yards almost every game
There it is. Our season is saved.
Maybe Pitts can start detailing players cars. He’s worthless on the field
17 comments
Thank you for your service.
I love how people leave comments and DMs on teams’ social pages like anyone from the coaching staff or front office is ever going to see it.
The page is probably run by some 22-year-old chick fresh out of college who majored in communications whose uncle knows a guy who works for Arthur Blank.
Doing the lords work
🫡
Glad someone told them!!!!
Hahaha
Falcons staff rn
Wait till this guy finds out he had the highest ran routes % of any TE in the league last week, 100%.
Kyle Pitts is almost as bad at playing WR as he is at playing TE
Need Bijan and London to put in work. Pitts can stay blocking as long as he can actually put in any effort to block
If he’s lined up as a WR all the time, his unicorn-ness goes completely out the door. He’s special because what he’s able to do for a TE; running routes on LB’s and safeties who can’t keep up. Most CB1s or 2s are keeping up with him no problem & he’s no Mike Evans.
C’mon people… let’s give the professionals **some** credit & not act like this shit’s so simple that some grocery-store clerk or accountant is going to solve these “problems” in their spare time?
🤣
You forgot to add stop putting ebiketie in coverage, if Allgeier is running well keep him in, use Bijan more in the pass game and use Woerner to help block the best rusher.
“How to save your NFL seasons in 140 characters or less”
On Madden I make Pitts my slot WR and dude has 100 yards almost every game
There it is. Our season is saved.
Maybe Pitts can start detailing players cars. He’s worthless on the field