Watching a Jays game, it feels more and more like Canada really is three corporations in a trench coat
September 19, 2024
Watching a Jays game, it feels more and more like Canada really is three corporations in a trench coat
11 comments
my friend got me a surprise seat in the new behind the plate area with the lounge for my birthday, upgraded the nose bleeds i got us as a surprise — would never tell her but prefer the bleeds. it feels like a corporate team building event down there 😖
It’s a Toronto issue, even been to a leafs game? It’s embarrassingly quiet
This post was promoted on my phone by TD, fuck TD.
Watching a jays game is like this? Living in Canada is like this.
Lol, with the price of tickets/parking and concessions, who the hell can afford to sit in prime seating other than very rich people or very rich companies? Not real fans that’s for sure.
Brought to you by Bet 365. Whatever the sport, whatever the moment.
I used to think Raptors games were engaging, with loud fans.
Then I went to see them play in Cleveland.
Man, ‘Muricans sure get raucous.
Visit New Brunswick. It is one corporation, standing there naked and constantly threatening you.
Idk what you guys are talking about.
There’s nothing more relaxing than sitting down and turning on Rogers Sportsnet to watch my Rogers Toronto Blue Jays play, while I fill my eyes with the beautiful TD logos and Schneiders premium hot dogs ads. Oh look, here’s Emily Agard coming to us live from the WestJet flight deck and the Corona rooftop patio. And don’t forget, this next home run is brought to you by Budweiser because that’s what buds do! Haha anyways, now I’ll go to bet365 and gamble my life savings away like the degenerate I am and thank our corporate overlords for giving me the privilege of experiencing the timeless beautiful game of baseball
11 comments
my friend got me a surprise seat in the new behind the plate area with the lounge for my birthday, upgraded the nose bleeds i got us as a surprise — would never tell her but prefer the bleeds. it feels like a corporate team building event down there 😖
It’s a Toronto issue, even been to a leafs game? It’s embarrassingly quiet
This post was promoted on my phone by TD, fuck TD.
Watching a jays game is like this? Living in Canada is like this.
Lol, with the price of tickets/parking and concessions, who the hell can afford to sit in prime seating other than very rich people or very rich companies? Not real fans that’s for sure.
Brought to you by Bet 365. Whatever the sport, whatever the moment.
I used to think Raptors games were engaging, with loud fans.
Then I went to see them play in Cleveland.
Man, ‘Muricans sure get raucous.
Visit New Brunswick. It is one corporation, standing there naked and constantly threatening you.
Idk what you guys are talking about.
There’s nothing more relaxing than sitting down and turning on Rogers Sportsnet to watch my Rogers Toronto Blue Jays play, while I fill my eyes with the beautiful TD logos and Schneiders premium hot dogs ads. Oh look, here’s Emily Agard coming to us live from the WestJet flight deck and the Corona rooftop patio. And don’t forget, this next home run is brought to you by Budweiser because that’s what buds do! Haha anyways, now I’ll go to bet365 and gamble my life savings away like the degenerate I am and thank our corporate overlords for giving me the privilege of experiencing the timeless beautiful game of baseball
Rogers, TD & AB InBev 😂
Full article if you’re stuck behind a paywall:
https://archive.is/20240919101212/https://www.thestar.com/opinion/contributors/watching-a-jays-game-it-feels-more-and-more-like-canada-really-is-three-corporations/article_28fcba9a-751f-11ef-9fa8-777454870122.html