I don’t think satire should be allowed on this sub, but I’m an idiot asshole, so what do I know?
I took a flier on him to win the triple crown back in May. Need a few more 6-6 performances🙏🏼
I’d have gone with “Ohtani devastated after perfect game foiled by ruined cycle parlay”
Hypothetically, how much money it would cost a gambling company to sign Ohtani to a sponsorship deal?
all things considered, the stuff with Ippei and the opening series in South Korea honestly feels like 4-5 years ago lol
this season has felt so long for some reason. i think it being a presidential election year in the U.S. is the main culprit
#FREEIPPEI
/s
It’s still crazy to me people don’t think he was gambling. His interpreter even admitted it.
Wait, there is no article? Didn’t the onion used to do articles?
Wonder what’s going through Ippei’s mind now. Anyone know if he’s said anything recently?
I still find it very hard to believe he knew absolutely nothing especially when there’s insane amounts of inventive for the MLB to have him come out clean
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Cringe
So grateful we had the fall guy lined up so we could witness this season /s
This is like in Golden Glove where they have to hit you another grounder because this one was too easy
Obligatory
https://theonion.com/shaq-misses-entire-second-half-with-pulled-pork-sandwic-1819571266/
I bet some people won’t catch this is a joke.
I don’t think satire should be allowed on this sub, but I’m an idiot asshole, so what do I know?
I took a flier on him to win the triple crown back in May. Need a few more 6-6 performances🙏🏼
I’d have gone with “Ohtani devastated after perfect game foiled by ruined cycle parlay”
Hypothetically, how much money it would cost a gambling company to sign Ohtani to a sponsorship deal?
all things considered, the stuff with Ippei and the opening series in South Korea honestly feels like 4-5 years ago lol
this season has felt so long for some reason. i think it being a presidential election year in the U.S. is the main culprit
#FREEIPPEI
/s
It’s still crazy to me people don’t think he was gambling. His interpreter even admitted it.
Wait, there is no article? Didn’t the onion used to do articles?
Wonder what’s going through Ippei’s mind now. Anyone know if he’s said anything recently?
I still find it very hard to believe he knew absolutely nothing especially when there’s insane amounts of inventive for the MLB to have him come out clean
I don’t know how to interpret this.