Kaprizov has a couple stitches below his eye in the headshots. Why? (Wrong answers only)
September 20, 2024
Kaprizov has a couple stitches below his eye in the headshots. Why? (Wrong answers only)
21 comments
Wrestling with a bear back in Russia. You should see the bear.
Actually a teardrop tattoo
Gotta into a fight over CSGO.
Shots on goal on wodka
I love this man!
got into a heated battle of mini sticks with zuccy
Yeah? He’s Russian.
At night….. he’s bat man
the real reason Jordan Love is out
Zuccy punched him because he said he missed playing with Victor Rask
you should see the other guy
had a hard time getting back stateside
He was mugged by a monkey.
Rough night with P Diddy
Missed a stroke
Didn’t understand the English translation on the glory hole.
Cut it diving into his pile of coins.
A domestic with zuccs
Summer job driving taxis in Detroit
It’s a fashion statement, like Nelly and bandaids.
He and Victor Rask were at a bar, when in came some Canadian Junior Bs. They said “Victor, come back with us where you belong, we are waiting for our most elite C1.”
Kaprizov said “fuck you guys, I absolutely need this man to succeed in the NHL, without him, I’ll be relegated by the end of the month”.
So they jumped him. Kap threw a left and put the first kid down easily, but somebody jumped his shoulder Bertuzzi style from the back. Luckily, # 97 can squat 890 kilograms, and stood up throwing the guy into the rafters. Meanwhile Victor ran out the saloon and into the Quebec snow.
After putting down 3 more ankle benders, the bartender got tired of the brawl and fired his double up into the ceiling. A rat that lived up there got startled, and fell right onto the face of the Wilds best player, knicking him under the eye
21 comments
Wrestling with a bear back in Russia. You should see the bear.
Actually a teardrop tattoo
Gotta into a fight over CSGO.
Shots on goal on wodka
I love this man!
got into a heated battle of mini sticks with zuccy
Yeah? He’s Russian.
At night….. he’s bat man
the real reason Jordan Love is out
Zuccy punched him because he said he missed playing with Victor Rask
you should see the other guy
had a hard time getting back stateside
He was mugged by a monkey.
Rough night with P Diddy
Missed a stroke
Didn’t understand the English translation on the glory hole.
Cut it diving into his pile of coins.
A domestic with zuccs
Summer job driving taxis in Detroit
It’s a fashion statement, like Nelly and bandaids.
He and Victor Rask were at a bar, when in came some Canadian Junior Bs. They said “Victor, come back with us where you belong, we are waiting for our most elite C1.”
Kaprizov said “fuck you guys, I absolutely need this man to succeed in the NHL, without him, I’ll be relegated by the end of the month”.
So they jumped him. Kap threw a left and put the first kid down easily, but somebody jumped his shoulder Bertuzzi style from the back. Luckily, # 97 can squat 890 kilograms, and stood up throwing the guy into the rafters. Meanwhile Victor ran out the saloon and into the Quebec snow.
After putting down 3 more ankle benders, the bartender got tired of the brawl and fired his double up into the ceiling. A rat that lived up there got startled, and fell right onto the face of the Wilds best player, knicking him under the eye