Citi Field airs all the Phillies’ war crimes for the world to see
September 23, 2024
Kudos to Mike Janela on Twitter for keeping the world informed.
32 comments
Weston Wilson looks like what you’d imagine if you had to create a Phillies player in your head
Confirming Johan Rojas got that cat in him.
“Doesn’t like dogs” is treason
(unless the Dominican has some kind of evil dog problem, then okay I give him a pass)
Did you catch the one for Kody Clemens last night it was priceless
Unfortunately I think most everyone in the original Wawa-sphere lowkey thinks Wawa is overrated these days
As someone who grew up in SJ and ate Wawa m entire childhood, it’s totally overrated. Once they started getting big the product started getting worse.
So Weston Wilson and I sleep similarly. Johan Rojas and I are cat people. Jokes on the Mets I didn’t know who these guys are but they gained 2 fans.
Bohm both grew up in and went to college in the Royals media market he probably got hooked on QT early on. Gosh did I want us to draft him even though we didn’t have a chance in heck
Trey Turner order his cheesesteak with swiss
i like how they show the hometown, thats a nice little touch
What the hell is wrong with sleeping with socks on?
~~Mac~~ Bryce owns a Cowboys jersey, I saw him wearing it in the back office
Hang on Alec is speaking facts out here
And Castellanos’ said “Hopefully nothing bad happened today”
How could you do this to me, Johan?! I was your biggest supporter!!
Ngl, it’s funny, and I hope the Phillies reciprocate.
Now I know who to vigorously boo: Weston Wilson
“Not-so-secretly banged your mom last night”
Damn I love this
“Married to his sister and gives hand jobs for crack” – Brandon Marsh, probably
Wawa is completely overrated and nothing more than a standard convenience store with an annoying regional meme. The Wawa of 15 years ago was the Mecca. Real chicken sandwiches, good bread, everything. Now? Dogshit.
Yet another Mets win this year
The Mets brought it this past week, not gonna lie. They showed up and didn’t hold back, scoreboard operator included.
That Rojas one might be grounds for a slander lawsuit
Most people from Philly agree.
Need the full collection. The ESPN radio broadcast mentioned that one of the players gets swiss cheese on his cheesesteak.
Reminds me of that Giants fan that yells stuff like this at players and shouts “YOU BUM!” at the end. Will never not be funny.
I sleep with my socks on! It keeps my fucking feet warm!
WAWA is shit today. 20 years ago it was great, now it’s just prepackaged meats, non baking their own bread, flavorless crap.
Johan Rojas doesn’t like dogs? TO THE HAGUE WITH HIM!
What happened to Alec Bohm in Wawa, Ontario?
Jersey Mike’s makes as good a hoagie as any actual hoagie shop in Philly, completely rendering the entire city obsolete. Fight me.
I know team PR departments are “extremely online” now and one of the hallmarks of internet culture is to run jokes so far into the ground that they reach the center of the earth… but I am so very sick of sassy scoreboards
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Weston Wilson looks like what you’d imagine if you had to create a Phillies player in your head
Confirming Johan Rojas got that cat in him.
“Doesn’t like dogs” is treason
(unless the Dominican has some kind of evil dog problem, then okay I give him a pass)
Did you catch the one for Kody Clemens last night it was priceless
Unfortunately I think most everyone in the original Wawa-sphere lowkey thinks Wawa is overrated these days
As someone who grew up in SJ and ate Wawa m entire childhood, it’s totally overrated. Once they started getting big the product started getting worse.
So Weston Wilson and I sleep similarly. Johan Rojas and I are cat people. Jokes on the Mets I didn’t know who these guys are but they gained 2 fans.
Bohm both grew up in and went to college in the Royals media market he probably got hooked on QT early on. Gosh did I want us to draft him even though we didn’t have a chance in heck
Trey Turner order his cheesesteak with swiss
i like how they show the hometown, thats a nice little touch
What the hell is wrong with sleeping with socks on?
~~Mac~~ Bryce owns a Cowboys jersey, I saw him wearing it in the back office
Hang on Alec is speaking facts out here
And Castellanos’ said “Hopefully nothing bad happened today”
How could you do this to me, Johan?! I was your biggest supporter!!
Ngl, it’s funny, and I hope the Phillies reciprocate.
Now I know who to vigorously boo: Weston Wilson
“Not-so-secretly banged your mom last night”
Damn I love this
“Married to his sister and gives hand jobs for crack” – Brandon Marsh, probably
Wawa is completely overrated and nothing more than a standard convenience store with an annoying regional meme. The Wawa of 15 years ago was the Mecca. Real chicken sandwiches, good bread, everything. Now? Dogshit.
Yet another Mets win this year
The Mets brought it this past week, not gonna lie. They showed up and didn’t hold back, scoreboard operator included.
That Rojas one might be grounds for a slander lawsuit
Most people from Philly agree.
Need the full collection. The ESPN radio broadcast mentioned that one of the players gets swiss cheese on his cheesesteak.
Reminds me of that Giants fan that yells stuff like this at players and shouts “YOU BUM!” at the end. Will never not be funny.
I sleep with my socks on! It keeps my fucking feet warm!
WAWA is shit today. 20 years ago it was great, now it’s just prepackaged meats, non baking their own bread, flavorless crap.
Johan Rojas doesn’t like dogs? TO THE HAGUE WITH HIM!
What happened to Alec Bohm in Wawa, Ontario?
Jersey Mike’s makes as good a hoagie as any actual hoagie shop in Philly, completely rendering the entire city obsolete. Fight me.
I know team PR departments are “extremely online” now and one of the hallmarks of internet culture is to run jokes so far into the ground that they reach the center of the earth… but I am so very sick of sassy scoreboards
You can’t be up there doin’ a balk and whatnot