The Dallas Cowboys Are Worse Than We Thought

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2. It's funny micah saying ppl out there trying to b superman. That's all he does. And his stats so far arent even worthy of the money he's gonna ask for

3. The Dallas defense looked absolutely gassed from chasing Jackson & Henry 😂. They still haven’t built up there stamina

4. It's the extremely undisciplined players on Defense , especially 11 & 90. 90 missed 9 tackles last week and 11 had his share of the 17 total tackles missed. The yards after missed tackles was in the 200s, I think.

5. Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sin and he loves you and cares about you and he wants you to repent and turn from your sin. Love you msg for questions

6. They haven't been play off team in forever

7. Bro Bill B will NEVER EVER coach for the cowboys bc Jerry don’t like to sit back and let ppl do their jobs an bill b wants to also be the GM and Jerry wants to be GM and loves to micromanage

8. 6:07 Okay Mike, I respect the hell out of you – but saying what we did in the 4th qarter was garbage time stat pumping is a BRAINDEAD take. We got 3 points away from tying up the game. If our D could have gotten a stop and we tied it up, no one would be talking "garbage time stats" about putting up 19 points in 6 minutes

9. I'm not sure why anyone had high expectations for The Cowboys this season. First off the only offensive weapon they have is CeeDee Lamb. The team lost Tyron Smith and hasn't found an equivalent leaving Dallas with only one good lineman Zack Martin. Prescott is now the highest paid average QB in NFL history. Was anyone expecting 35 points a game this season? 🤔 No line, no RBs, one WR. And a average QB. In Dak's defense even a young Tony Romo could only get this team to a best 8-8 if that with this offense.
   And then there is Mike Zimmer! I was never so glad to see someone go as when Mike Zimmer left!!! This guy is the worst DC ever!!!!
   Last year Dallas couldn't stop the run. Now they can't rush The QB or stop the pass either! They won't turn this team around this season or anytime in the foreseeable future. Not with this coaching staff. Oh and I almost forgot, Mike McCarthy, one of the most vanilla offensive minds in the game. Now he doesn't have any talent to makeup for it. If you put him and jason garrett in a room together for a game of chess when you came back to find out who won they'd be playing checkers with the chess pieces.

10. Don't knock Derek Carr. When given time he's straight up money and a healthy Kamara is hard to tackle. Baltimore is just better than everyone again but will find a way to beat themselves again. Cowboys can win the East with the Eagles looking very mediocre without their All World center and team leader to get them 99% of the 4th and 1 conversions. Cowboys miss Dan Quinn.

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12. Ha ha pot calling the kettle black much? The ravens choke?!?! Coming from a Cowboys fan? Wow

13. Cowboys will be just an average team for at least four years… and Jerry paid a premium for the average talent. Jerry will several billion on this mistake. Sad

14. The Cowboys are who we thought they were.

15. Stop purchasing their merch. Can't believe people pay money for tickets.

16. Other than Patrick Mahomes, every time a player or a quarterback in the NFL gets the big fat check. They suck. No more motivation.

17. What “half” was naked?

18. If Scooter develops Perna level emotional breakdown YT skits he’ll be making bank for the next decade.

19. That Packers game last playoffs was an omen of things to come

20. That's a nice necklace Dak is wearing.

21. Mike must REALLY be shook over this Cowboys collapse. They got shellacked twice in a row and this video is barely over 12 minutes. This is almost as entertaining as watching Skip throwing his Dak jersey away after every loss. 😂🤣😆

22. My favorite part of that Dallas /New Orleans game is Diggs gave it up to Olave. Who he pretended not to know nor study…. Good stuff.

23. Calling the ending of that Dallas and Baltimore game “garbage time stats” is so disingenuous they literally made a full blown comeback and if Mike Zimmers defense stopped the run in the end they would’ve gotten the ball back with like 90 secs to get Aubrey within 65 yards to kick a FG to get into OT

24. Dallas will lose

25. No they are just as bad as i thought they would be with Dak at the helm and do not expect anything out of them as longa s he is the QB

26. So if we scored 1 more touchdown against Baltimore is that just a garbage time win. Did the patriots win a garbage time superbowl against the falcons? Y’all throw that term around too loosely. Garbage time occurs in a game that is not winnable. The saints game wasn’t realistic but Baltimore was.

27. Jerry knows what sells tickets. It’s big names like Dak Ceedee and Micha. Thats all they need and Dallas tickets are only out priced by KC. Nobody wants to see the Vikings or the Falcons.

28. Gonna lose to the giants tonight

29. It's okay, they play the Giants tonight so they get a nice "get right" game.

    edit: I say this as a Giants fan
    😞

30. Sportsball is gay

31. Did the video cut early?

32. lets face it, all they want is money, once they get paid, who cares, JUST PAY ME!!!!!

33. Fire Jerry lol

34. 8.5” WHAT?!? Jerry the meat inspector

35. The cowboys are so bad they thought they could get a QB shannahan thought would be good and traded a fourth. While matt lafluer who comes from the shannahan and traded a seventh for malik willis and has made him like a legit QB

36. As a guy who lives in Baltimore, you don’t need to apologize. Ravens fans are absolutely annoying.