Bob treats him like he has some sort of severe disability
Stanton 40-40 season 2025 mark my words
There are things that Costas can no longer do as well, like doing play by play.
Does anyone know why Costas has just been shitting on Stanton so relentlessly? Did Big G shit in his cereal or something?
Goodness this has been terrible. Costas is losing it
You know who has the exact same sprint speed as Stanton? Salvador Perez. Haven’t heard a peep about how he’s slow
Eat a dick Costas eat a magnificent Dongcarlo dick
They gave Costas 4 talking points this series:
1. Judge bad
2. Stanton slow
3. Bobby Witt good
4. George Brett
Wish Costas would give it to us straight and tell us what he thinks about Stanton’s running and hitting.
Commentary was definitely anti-GS.
Stanton’s way faster than Bob Costas
#FUCK BOB COSTAS
Now do one of him harping on how worthless Judge is in the playoffs EVERY SINGLE AB. Give it a rest Costas…
They did acknowledge that he’s been instructed not to run to avoid reinjury. They are just trying so hard to build epic story lines for every player so that it seems way more interesting to a non baseball fan who isn’t actually a fan of the game.
I’m here for the 40/1 Club
Fuck Bob Costas
Stanton really was the goat in this game lol
So Bob Costas is calling a Chicago Bulls game and takes a bathroom break. While he’s doing his business, none other than Michael Jordan comes in and uses the next urinal. Bob can’t help himself and sneaks a peek, and is *astonished* by the beast Jordan is packing. “Michael, that’s incredible!” Michael sees his astonishment and says, “Okay Bob, I’ll tell you my secret. Every night before I go to bed, I whack my johnson three times against the bed post. I’ve been doing that for years, and you see the result. If you do it too, with a little patience, yours will grow as big as mine.”
“Thanks, Michael!” says Bob. That night as he and his wife are getting ready for bed, he decides to try it. He waits for her to go into the bathroom, then pulls out his wiener and whacks it against the post — WHACK WHACK WHACK.
And from the bathroom his wife calls, “Michael, is that you?”
Bob Costas is ear cancer. I bet Stanton beats him in a race. And Costas definitely can’t hit a baseball 120 mph and 500 feet
Didn’t Bob root for the Yankees as a kid? Jeez, can you imagine a duo of Costas and Smoltz?
Stanton heard him talking shit
He said Giancarlo’s fault
Someone in the GDT said it perfectly. Bob never just lets the game breath, he HAS to be talking all the time.
Costa’s needs to get off the air
Costas never shuts up is his problem. Talks nonstop and makes such old references. We know Stanton can’t run so shut up about it.
Hey Bob, only we are allowed to talk about the Dong Father that way! Fuck. Off.
Next level shade. Lol
I mean to be real. Was the slowest steal I may have ever seen lol.
this is awesome
How well does Bob Costas run? I’d like to see a foot race between the two lol
Well fuck you, Bob.
u/savevideo
Costas has been HORRIBLE. Like truly horrible. I’m trying to listen to the radio broadcast instead when practical.
FUCK BOB COSTAS ALL MY HOMIES HATE BOB COSTAS
I was looking for a word that described what Costas does that makes him so disliked, and I think I found it. He doesn’t just *comment*, he *pontificates.*
**Pontificate. *verb.* 1. Express one’s opinions in a way considered annoyingly pompous and dogmatic.**
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lol did Stanton fuck his wife or something?
Bob treats him like he has some sort of severe disability
Stanton 40-40 season 2025 mark my words
There are things that Costas can no longer do as well, like doing play by play.
Does anyone know why Costas has just been shitting on Stanton so relentlessly? Did Big G shit in his cereal or something?
Goodness this has been terrible. Costas is losing it
You know who has the exact same sprint speed as Stanton? Salvador Perez. Haven’t heard a peep about how he’s slow
Eat a dick Costas eat a magnificent Dongcarlo dick
They gave Costas 4 talking points this series:
1. Judge bad
2. Stanton slow
3. Bobby Witt good
4. George Brett
Wish Costas would give it to us straight and tell us what he thinks about Stanton’s running and hitting.
Commentary was definitely anti-GS.
Stanton’s way faster than Bob Costas
#FUCK BOB COSTAS
Now do one of him harping on how worthless Judge is in the playoffs EVERY SINGLE AB. Give it a rest Costas…
They did acknowledge that he’s been instructed not to run to avoid reinjury. They are just trying so hard to build epic story lines for every player so that it seems way more interesting to a non baseball fan who isn’t actually a fan of the game.
I’m here for the 40/1 Club
Fuck Bob Costas
Stanton really was the goat in this game lol
So Bob Costas is calling a Chicago Bulls game and takes a bathroom break. While he’s doing his business, none other than Michael Jordan comes in and uses the next urinal. Bob can’t help himself and sneaks a peek, and is *astonished* by the beast Jordan is packing. “Michael, that’s incredible!” Michael sees his astonishment and says, “Okay Bob, I’ll tell you my secret. Every night before I go to bed, I whack my johnson three times against the bed post. I’ve been doing that for years, and you see the result. If you do it too, with a little patience, yours will grow as big as mine.”
“Thanks, Michael!” says Bob. That night as he and his wife are getting ready for bed, he decides to try it. He waits for her to go into the bathroom, then pulls out his wiener and whacks it against the post — WHACK WHACK WHACK.
And from the bathroom his wife calls, “Michael, is that you?”
Bob Costas is ear cancer. I bet Stanton beats him in a race. And Costas definitely can’t hit a baseball 120 mph and 500 feet
Didn’t Bob root for the Yankees as a kid? Jeez, can you imagine a duo of Costas and Smoltz?
Stanton heard him talking shit
He said Giancarlo’s fault
Someone in the GDT said it perfectly. Bob never just lets the game breath, he HAS to be talking all the time.
Costa’s needs to get off the air
Costas never shuts up is his problem. Talks nonstop and makes such old references. We know Stanton can’t run so shut up about it.
Hey Bob, only we are allowed to talk about the Dong Father that way! Fuck. Off.
Next level shade. Lol
I mean to be real. Was the slowest steal I may have ever seen lol.
this is awesome
How well does Bob Costas run? I’d like to see a foot race between the two lol
Well fuck you, Bob.
u/savevideo
Costas has been HORRIBLE. Like truly horrible. I’m trying to listen to the radio broadcast instead when practical.
FUCK BOB COSTAS ALL MY HOMIES HATE BOB COSTAS
I was looking for a word that described what Costas does that makes him so disliked, and I think I found it.
He doesn’t just *comment*, he *pontificates.*
**Pontificate. *verb.* 1. Express one’s opinions in a way considered annoyingly pompous and dogmatic.**
ITS NOT HIS FAULT!
Stanton definitely porked Bob’s wife
Fuck Bob Costas