Skinner’s got his first for Edmonton


sniff

We're soaaaaaarin'…

ugly cries

FLYYYYYYINNN'…

wails uncontrollably

THERE'S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN'T REEEEEEEEACH…

Nah fr, Jeff leaving Buffalo and heading to a team that came within a whisker of the cup but start the following season 0-3? Who the hell did he cosmically wrong in a past life to deserve this scorn?

4 comments
  1. By the laws of nature your cup finals this year will be Buffalo vs Edmonton. I don’t make them. The latest patch of hockey laws says you must start 0-3 to make the finals.

    Also I don’t think it’s Skinners fault. He didn’t “leave” he got fired. In fairness if the top 6 didn’t start like shit and played like they did vs Florida he really wouldn’t have had a place on the team. It’s punishment from the gods for literally being handed their favored conditions to win and losing.

  2. Who cares. They are 0-3 and we thankfully aren’t. Good luck to Skinner and all, but I’ll take our rebuilt 3rd line over him any day.

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