It’d take me a week to recover and stop crying tears of pure joy.

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1. *in New Orleans

   Can’t forget that part

2. I spent 4 years in Cincinnati and hopped on the Bengals bandwagon since no conflict with the AFC. I remember watching this play with a bunch of friends over, jumping up and down and screaming like fools. Bates is the shit, Bengals management is insane for letting players like him go. As a primarily Falcon’s fan though… I’m so goddam thankful lol. Feels awesome watching him play for Atlanta now.

3. I would go downtown and singlehandedly disrupt the peace lol

4. Had a dream like this

5. I would stop drinking and going to strip clubs if we win the superbowl!!! My wife thinks that will never happen 😂

6. i might argue simmons would be (very slightly) more satisfying since he’s the mahomes kryptonite

7. I’d cry like a baby

8. Teared up reading this

9. This is the type of thing that could heal the world from that horrific incident in a certain zoo ….

10. Only for a ref to throw a flag that hits our face and we wake up

11. To gods ears

12. I will strip naked and run down the street if that happens

13. Remember, Simmons was brought over to get that SB INT 😉

14. No, only if they go 9-8