43 comments

1. This loss is more embarrassing than the Jets game. Forget the no-call on the PI. The Lions gave us every opportunity to win this game by playing their worst half of the season. Their QB had 5 interceptions. One of Goff’s worst performances since he entered the nfl. And they still beat us. There needs to be consequences.

   CJ isn’t without blame but Slowik must go.

2. When I die I want members of the Texans to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time.

3. How does Bobby Slowik still have a job

4. This offense is unbelievably bad and I’m getitng so tired of sitting through it each week. There are so many problems from the play calls, to the QB play, to the offensive line. What a ridiculous meltdown.

5. Primetime Texans. Sigh.

6. 😔

7. I’m sick

8. Fire bobby

9. At least the rest of the AFC south lost today

10. FIRE SLOWIK!

    DEPORT SLOWIK!

11. This is literally the first time I’ve ever posted this:

    #BUT FUCKING FIRE SLOWIK IMMEDIATELY.

12. Slowik needs to fucking go. 5 picks by the defense and we lose? Zero second half points? Absolute bum.

13. Thank you Slowik for wasting my night

14. I mean that’s absolutely pathetic we lost this game.

15. I have defended Slowik. It’s time for him to be fired. Period. End of story.

16. Truly one of the more masterful choke jobs I’ve seen from a team. Just complete implosion on offense.

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18. “Everything is on the table” ….Demeco needs to realize Bobby Slowik is the short leg that makes the table wobble

19. That wide open endzone pick really was the dagger for us

20. https://preview.redd.it/d0a5bqxab70e1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e784368bbf2cb24efb15300f86620feac5cc3c

    second half Texans offense

21. Stealing this from Rivers McCown on BlueSky:

    “zero second-half points, bill o’brien ass cosplayers, enjoy your saturday 2:30 playoff loss”

    That’s how I feel about this team, I have very much lost the faith here. Pathetic shit

22. Slowik is a football terrorist. Media needs to start mercilessly grilling him every single time he’s up to speak.

23. How many times does DeMeco have to watch Slowick squander a brilliant defensive effort before he realizes his OC is sabotaging his team.

24. I thought we’d get our asses kicked but that was honestly worse.

25. We literally fucking stopped playing at the end of the half.

    Why the fuck are the Texans like this?

26. Bobby Slowick deserves every bit of the hate you’re sending his way, but Stroud fucked up plenty with those two picks. It’s past time we stop pretending he hasn’t regressed this year.

27. I’m EXHAUSTED.

    I can’t keep watching this team man. I haven’t had fun watching a single game, legitimately. Fuck lmao

28. Do they just sit around huffing glue during halftime?

29. The Good:
    – Idc

    The Bad:
    – Idc

    The Ugly:
    – Having hope.

    What a way to waste a first half. Slowik should not have a job.

30. 5 INT Yall

    5 FUCKING INTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

31. Nico and Diggs continue to show how badly we miss them both.

32. We are a dog water ass team compared to the elite of the NFL. Slowik is a dumb fuck. Getting bounced in the first round will be so fun to watch

33. I honestly would’ve preferred they just gone for it on 4th down. Those odds were better than Imi making the long kick which he’s struggled with in recent weeks

34. That’s the most Texan type of loss. I’m fucking numb to this shit. What the fuck is wrong with the team during the 2nd half? We’ve always been on fire on the first but we get in our own heads or something and fuck everything up in the second. Fuck everything

35. Same old Texans.

36. This team just isn’t good. We will make the playoffs because of the shitty division and be booted first round.

37. A 4 yard gain is more probable than a 58 yard field goal. Not to mention there was still 1:45 on the clock if they do sink the field goal.

    Coaching malpractice. Expecting Stroud to succeed when the team is rushing for 1.5 yards a carry, and every pass is shotgun with an empty backfield is insane.

38. Demeco needs to grow some balls and get control of his offense. He’s the head coach of this team and we stay not showing up in the 2nd half

    Fire Slowik, do something man. Why are you calling plays for a field goal

39. Is it smart to fire the OC mid season? Have probable playoff teams done that before? It’s very apparent he needs to go, but do we ride the season out?

40. Slowik is clearly one of those mike mcdaniel ass coordinators that can’t do anything unless he has multiple all star weapons on offense, which just doesn’t work in a league where players get injured every other week. If anything gets disrupted he can’t adjust to it whatsoever, which is why we play so dogshit in the 2nd half. HOW DO YOU SCORE NO POINTS IN THE 2ND HALF? Then you try to play out the clock at the end of the game when Mixon has been getting stuffed all day, which is also, I might add, the same thing you tried to do to the packers and it failed there too!

41. That INT from missing Dell was the ride turner. Stroud has definitely regressed this year but he also showed some pretty legit throws today when he stayed in the pocket. Bobby has got to go ASAP

42. You know whose great against the run up the middle, the Lions.

    You know what Bobby Slowik said? Run it up the middle.

    OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER

    This is a one and done playoff team. Fire that M’Fer

43. Ugly win vs the Bears

    Absolute No-Show against the Jets

    And an embarrassing shit show of a blown three score lead to lose at the buzzer, and a waste of a defensive gem….

    Yeah… Primetime Texans are still Primetime Texans.

    Please fucking rid this team of Slowik… now. No chance in hell he should see the Dallas game.