Hey nobody expected Reggie White to sign with GB either!
We already have a 22. Sorry bro.
Even if they offered the most $$ (which they aren’t), he’s not going to MKE. Not gonna happen.
If we sign Juan Soto I’ll write a 650 word essay on how awesome Attenasio is
I think the Brewers like Soto very much as a player. Why wouldn’t they? But I’d be astonished if they managed to land him…truly astonished.
Would that go down as the most unexpected and out of this world baseball signing of all time? It’d have to be
I mean, what?
Even if the Brewers did sign him, which they definitely won’t, where would he play? Soto has historically terrible defence and our DH spot is already full.
If the Brewers actually landed Soto
ARE YOU ON
CRACK
COCAINE
SIR, GOOD SIR?
-Tim Dillon
I’m assuming this was Toronto? Even though they aren’t small market I feel like some may perceive them that way, and they certainly are disadvantaged by Canada’s taxes.
This would be a dumb move.
Rumor is Soto really likes cheese curds and would take a discount to come here.
This would be a terrible get, the only place he would fit in our lineup is at DH and would have to overpay to get him
Rather have willy back
Literally never would happen. Brewers aren’t even going to waste their time calling about him. I hate these websites that run click bait only.
Yes
It’s a home team sports blog contracted with FanSided.
They have to hit a certain quota of articles even during the offseason.
What gets a lot of clicks is articles like this. Hell you even did the work for them and backlinked it to a social media site!
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Hey nobody expected Reggie White to sign with GB either!
We already have a 22. Sorry bro.
Even if they offered the most $$ (which they aren’t), he’s not going to MKE. Not gonna happen.
If we sign Juan Soto I’ll write a 650 word essay on how awesome Attenasio is
I think the Brewers like Soto very much as a player. Why wouldn’t they? But I’d be astonished if they managed to land him…truly astonished.
Would that go down as the most unexpected and out of this world baseball signing of all time? It’d have to be
I mean, what?
Even if the Brewers did sign him, which they definitely won’t, where would he play? Soto has historically terrible defence and our DH spot is already full.
If the Brewers actually landed Soto
ARE YOU ON
CRACK
COCAINE
SIR, GOOD SIR?
-Tim Dillon
I’m assuming this was Toronto? Even though they aren’t small market I feel like some may perceive them that way, and they certainly are disadvantaged by Canada’s taxes.
This would be a dumb move.
Rumor is Soto really likes cheese curds and would take a discount to come here.
This would be a terrible get, the only place he would fit in our lineup is at DH and would have to overpay to get him
Rather have willy back
Literally never would happen. Brewers aren’t even going to waste their time calling about him. I hate these websites that run click bait only.
Yes
It’s a home team sports blog contracted with FanSided.
They have to hit a certain quota of articles even during the offseason.
What gets a lot of clicks is articles like this. Hell you even did the work for them and backlinked it to a social media site!
Of course we aren’t signing Soto.
Yes, one crack, please
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