So far the tank has been going good, but it doesn't feel the same without a tank commander. I say we bring our former commander Aaron Baynes out of retirement to lead us to glory on more time.

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  4. None can touch Baynes in terms of the tank. He was the worst (best) to the point where he wrote the book on ways to fuckup. 

  5. Bruno’s out for now as the season’s commander. He’s played much better the last couple of games – a couple of monster jams in particular. Interesting hearing Vince say he told him to be more aggressive at the basket when they were in Atlanta together (in the last broadcast). He was very happy to see his student succeed. [edited for grammar typos].

  8. We have learned from the past. It is difficult to be a tank commander, we will tank by committee. Thank you for your service Commander Baynes, takes a real warrior to endure that role!

  10. Our team is too likeable to have a tank commander. I can’t fault anyone for their effort, everyone has at least moments where they’re exceeding expectations. There’s nobody who, when they’re subbed into the game, I think ‘oh jeez, here we go, 12 point run for the other team coming up’.

  17. The Injured List is the tank commander. The belief that if the whole roster was healthy, then they’d win but they just fell a bit short because of missing one guy so it’s ok that they lost. That’s the kind of thing you can dream on.

  22. For goodness sakes change the ban for quitting out. I fouled out in one game and had my wifi disconnect another was banned for 30 minutes there has to be a better way to discourage poor sportsmanship

  23. I hate to say it, but if it’s a player then it’s gotta be RJ. Maybe Darko if it’s anyone. RJ and Darko tag-team.

  29. I wish I could go in the future and find out what draft pick we’ll be landing on. Historically, Raptors never drafted above 4th, so I’m a lil worried lol, NBA gotta give us a good pick this time for the love of god

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