lol. No thanks. We’ve got enough problems right now.

28 comments
  1. Once upon a time, I loved Earl. It’s been almost 10 years since those feelings disappeared; no thanks, Earl.

  2. Me waiting for the one guy on Reddit that agrees with this article…

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  3. I tried to leave a response without using the word “braindead”, but I gave up. I can’t.

  4. I’m sorry… did this guy just suggest that ET could be a “players coach” or mentor?

    Megalomania isn’t leadership.

  5. Besides his toxicity

    He was small and fast. No way he still has the speed or durability at his age and 4 years removed

  6. The only lob era player I want on the team who would have been a good leader as well is Bobby. It was a big mistake to get rid of him.

  7. I think the Tyson fight got everyone a little too much in their feels. What are we gonna do next, call up big Walt?

  8. I mean Pete Carroll isn’t there anymore but still earl world be a locker room cancer

  9. Last time I heard his name his wife was pointing a gun at him and his brother who snuck out of the house and went to an orgy. That’s a true thing, look it up

  10. He’s not making the Hall of Fame. He needed a couple more all pro (or pro bowl at a minimum) seasons and it all imploded on him in Baltimore. I still think he goes down as the best free safety in Seahawk history though and should be in the ring of honor.

  11. Tell me you’ve never heard of or seen the Seahawks without telling me you’ve heard of or seen the Seahawks.

    Is this guy like a beat writer from Florida or something and just started writing? ET was a legend… operative word: was. Now Earl is a self aggrandizing sociopath who likely has AB levels of CTE.

    ET is the same to me as Browner…. Dead to me.

  12. This is a recipe I know.

    Add:
    1 pound of middle finger pointed towards the Seahawk sideline while being carted off the field
    2 cups of AirBnB group sex with brother when wife arrives
    1 gallon of punched a teammate
    3/4 dash of “got old”
    Small pinch of salt….cause I’m still salty.

    Add to bowl, mix vigorously, bake at 350 and there you have it, one recipe for “Locker Room Cancer.”

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