Breaking announcement: After watching Dyson Daniels defend the NBA’s biggest stars, NASA scientists have coined a new term for a machine designed to contain a star and capture its output

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1. This is the nerdiest nickname ever postulated.

2. Approved

3. https://preview.redd.it/qp7optu34a1e1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c4f60c1ad55ec619fae7f2ac09148856534794c

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4. Dyson Sphere goes hard

5. The Dyson works. Guy sucks up everything on the court.

6. It’s not called a basketball anymore, it’s. Dyson Sphere.

7. Steely Dan