I think he was going to say something but then realized mid talking that he shouldn’t say anything. This word salad is the result lol
They don’t know we know they know we know!
Wtf was this 😂😂
Hahahahaha i could absolutely read that in his voice, incredible
This is exactly what I’ve been saying
Great word salad there
I can’t tell if people are actually taking this seriously but just a PSA that this text is often used as a meme
That’s not real right??!!
talking lots and saying nothing
I cannot believe I read all that, bravo 👏
Nice weave.
“Look, I know there’s a lot of angst out there and, I don’t know how much of it is truth or speculation, but there is a growing consensus that, maybe not in all corridors but certainly in some, that, I don’t know, it’s just a sense I get in talking to people who are closer to the situation than I am, that the prevailing thought is really, and I’m not saying this will definitely happen but there is a fairly strong believe that we’ll soon be seeing, and I don’t want to start rumours, but I’ve heard conversations lately that suggest that we shouldn’t be surprised if, and I don’t know when or how, that there may be a growing chance something could or could not be swinging opinion towards what l’ve been hearing.”
I see this on twitter everytime there’s any sort of news
So many words to say nothing
Big if true
I want my 1 minute of life back for reading this.
Nobody:
Friedman on any topic:
Not gonna lie… you had me in the first half.
An absolute artisanal word salad. There would’ve been more substance if the quote was just the guttural sound of Friedman projectile vomiting.
When your 1000 word essay is due soon but lack the word count
This makes me think that maybe there’s some truth to the idea that what people have been saying is in some ways possibly not far off from what the rumors have been speculating on.
This is like that, “Don’t ever, for any reason..” quote from Michael Scott.
Has anyone ever been as far even as decided to go to want to look more like?
Jesus christ I read that entire thing because of who you said it was.
10/10 troll.
I even fucking looked back to see if somehow missed it.
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
It’s just a huge run on sentence. Without the sentence
That’s a lot of words to say nothing at all.
That was the most words I gave ever seen used while saying absolutely nothing.
TL;DR SOMETHING may happen.
Look at then of the day I love the Canucks, but my life is not defined by them or JT Miller. JT Miller’s life is defined by JT Miller. I just hope he gets what he needs to live his fullest life. If that means we never see him again on the ice, then I wish him luck and thank him for all the great times.
How the fuck does an entire paragraph manage to say nothing……..
It’s a joke post my dude.
[have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything? ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4)
I actually thought I had dyslexia for a second there.
What the fuck did he just say???
English prof here – that makes no sense
big if true
lol that’s good stuff.
“Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.” – Michael Scott
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Smh
That was Trumpian level babble
I think I just had a stroke while reading this
He’d make a great politician
So you’re saying there’s a chance!
Any English majors that can help translate? 🤔
That’s just 90% of Dreger scoops.
Where is Godzilla? Is he safe? Is he alright?
Yuuuuge news
this is exactly what i was afraid of
This sounds like a copypasta
I think he was going to say something but then realized mid talking that he shouldn’t say anything. This word salad is the result lol
They don’t know we know they know we know!
Wtf was this 😂😂
Hahahahaha i could absolutely read that in his voice, incredible
This is exactly what I’ve been saying
Great word salad there
I can’t tell if people are actually taking this seriously but just a PSA that this text is often used as a meme
That’s not real right??!!
talking lots and saying nothing
I cannot believe I read all that, bravo 👏
Nice weave.
“Look, I know there’s a lot of angst out there and, I don’t know how much of it is truth or speculation, but there is a growing consensus that, maybe not in all corridors but certainly in some, that, I don’t know, it’s just a sense I get in talking to people who are closer to the situation than I am, that the prevailing thought is really, and I’m not saying this will definitely happen but there is a fairly strong believe that we’ll soon be seeing, and I don’t want to start rumours, but I’ve heard conversations lately that suggest that we shouldn’t be surprised if, and I don’t know when or how, that there may be a growing chance something could or could not be swinging opinion towards what l’ve been hearing.”
I see this on twitter everytime there’s any sort of news
So many words to say nothing
Big if true
I want my 1 minute of life back for reading this.
Nobody:
Friedman on any topic:
Not gonna lie… you had me in the first half.
An absolute artisanal word salad. There would’ve been more substance if the quote was just the guttural sound of Friedman projectile vomiting.
When your 1000 word essay is due soon but lack the word count
This makes me think that maybe there’s some truth to the idea that what people have been saying is in some ways possibly not far off from what the rumors have been speculating on.
This is like that, “Don’t ever, for any reason..” quote from Michael Scott.
Has anyone ever been as far even as decided to go to want to look more like?
Jesus christ I read that entire thing because of who you said it was.
10/10 troll.
I even fucking looked back to see if somehow missed it.
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
It’s just a huge run on sentence. Without the sentence
That’s a lot of words to say nothing at all.
That was the most words I gave ever seen used while saying absolutely nothing.
TL;DR SOMETHING may happen.
Look at then of the day I love the Canucks, but my life is not defined by them or JT Miller. JT Miller’s life is defined by JT Miller. I just hope he gets what he needs to live his fullest life. If that means we never see him again on the ice, then I wish him luck and thank him for all the great times.
How the fuck does an entire paragraph manage to say nothing……..
It’s a joke post my dude.
[have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything? ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4)
I actually thought I had dyslexia for a second there.
What the fuck did he just say???
English prof here – that makes no sense
big if true
lol that’s good stuff.
“Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.” – Michael Scott
… how could anyone possibly think this is real?
Lol, thats all one sentence?