My monkey brain can not comprehend any of this

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  1. I think he was going to say something but then realized mid talking that he shouldn’t say anything. This word salad is the result lol

  2. I can’t tell if people are actually taking this seriously but just a PSA that this text is often used as a meme

  3. “Look, I know there’s a lot of angst out there and, I don’t know how much of it is truth or speculation, but there is a growing consensus that, maybe not in all corridors but certainly in some, that, I don’t know, it’s just a sense I get in talking to people who are closer to the situation than I am, that the prevailing thought is really, and I’m not saying this will definitely happen but there is a fairly strong believe that we’ll soon be seeing, and I don’t want to start rumours, but I’ve heard conversations lately that suggest that we shouldn’t be surprised if, and I don’t know when or how, that there may be a growing chance something could or could not be swinging opinion towards what l’ve been hearing.”

  4. An absolute artisanal word salad. There would’ve been more substance if the quote was just the guttural sound of Friedman projectile vomiting.

  5. This makes me think that maybe there’s some truth to the idea that what people have been saying is in some ways possibly not far off from what the rumors have been speculating on.

  6. Jesus christ I read that entire thing because of who you said it was.

    10/10 troll.

    I even fucking looked back to see if somehow missed it.

  7. Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

  8. That was the most words I gave ever seen used while saying absolutely nothing.

    TL;DR SOMETHING may happen.

    Look at then of the day I love the Canucks, but my life is not defined by them or JT Miller. JT Miller’s life is defined by JT Miller. I just hope he gets what he needs to live his fullest life. If that means we never see him again on the ice, then I wish him luck and thank him for all the great times.

  9. “Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.” – Michael Scott

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