We’ll just have to enjoy dolphins being defeated by small birds.
Where is the dolphin buffalo fight? In the water I like their chances.
The Bills are not named after an animal. They are named after a person that’s why they’re not included in this list.
But most important GO BILLS!
Pretty sure Buffalo Bill shot plenty of bears in his day
Technically, the team is named after a person. So, you can argue they don’t belong here. Or, maybe number 7 (unarmed Buffalo Bill Cody). Or #1, if it’s Buffalo Bill Cody with a gun.
You could absolutely convince me of 1-5. But a horse? No way…. a Buffalo is sooooooo massive and the run like 35 miles an hour. They are insanely dangerous when they are pissed.
One thing I appreciate about our teams is that no matter what the actual team name is, the mascot/logo is a fucking Buffalo.
Because technically our team name isn’t an animal
I called WGR and convinced Shopp and the Bulldog that a Falcon would beat an Eagle 1v1
Buffalo Bill would kill them all.
Buffalo bills sounds better than the Buffalo buffalos
A buffalo (North American bison) would be 6th just below the wild cats, let’s be real.
Buffalo Bill would make it rub the lotion on or else…
Dolphins are ranked absurdly low. The Miami Dolphins? Nah, fuck them. But dolphins as in the aquatic mammal? They are scrappy, feisty, fun-loving, horny and surprisingly aggressive animals. If the battle is fought on land, they’re probably fucked. But in the water? Look out. And last I checked, Earth is *mostly* water.
Also, as others have mentioned, our team is not, in fact, called the “Buffaloes”.
Bill had a gun. Unless he runs out of ammo or is surprised. He wins in all cases.
Excuse me, humans are animals, too.
A buffalo would be at least #6, I know the team is named after a guy
The choice of grizzly here is wild since the closest bears would certainly be black bears and those would absolutely NOT be #1, clear bias.
Even if we were named after a Buffalo and not a human, we’d still be prey to carnivores.
OTOH, lol at the fierce and mighty Cardinal.
Even if Bill is a man, he could beat the everliving shit out of a cardinal at least
Doesn’t specify who’s got home field advantage. I’m taking Dolphins at home against all these teams every day of the year
Tiger destroys a bear, no question.
I’m gonna be a contrarian here…but this list sucks. I mean come on, an eagle would fuck up a colt and most mid sized land mammals. And the cat order just doesn’t sit right with me either.
Also, Go Bills. We should be #1 cause we’re named after a person and we all know humans are top of the food chain.
Hunting man is the most dangerous game
I can promise you that Bill has killed all of these bitches.
Because nobody could even come close to us!
Missing the Steelers and Chiefs here, man > beast
The bald eagle is almost the smallest and weakest of all eagles… and they sound lame to
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Wow, lame.
We’ll just have to enjoy dolphins being defeated by small birds.
Where is the dolphin buffalo fight? In the water I like their chances.
The Bills are not named after an animal. They are named after a person that’s why they’re not included in this list.
But most important GO BILLS!
Pretty sure Buffalo Bill shot plenty of bears in his day
Technically, the team is named after a person. So, you can argue they don’t belong here. Or, maybe number 7 (unarmed Buffalo Bill Cody). Or #1, if it’s Buffalo Bill Cody with a gun.
You could absolutely convince me of 1-5. But a horse? No way…. a Buffalo is sooooooo massive and the run like 35 miles an hour. They are insanely dangerous when they are pissed.
One thing I appreciate about our teams is that no matter what the actual team name is, the mascot/logo is a fucking Buffalo.
Because technically our team name isn’t an animal
I called WGR and convinced Shopp and the Bulldog that a Falcon would beat an Eagle 1v1
Buffalo Bill would kill them all.
Buffalo bills sounds better than the Buffalo buffalos
Two thoughts:
– Not sure what kind of “bear” represents Chicago… but a Sun Bear (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_bear) isn’t all that robust;
– In it’s “home field” environment, a dolphin would probably outlast any of the others, because water. (Also, an Orca is a type of dolphin.)
I rank this Power Ranking list as piss-poor.
F that buffalo bill cody would hunt all these animals although top 5 would be super risky
I’d have a guy named Bill at 8 or 9.
Bill Cody is the Buffalo Bill the team is named for
A bear is not going to win vs a lion.
Bills
Feel like panther vs. jaguar and wild horse vs. ram would be good matchups. Tough to call.
Dolphins fans right now:
https://preview.redd.it/57a5z65fb62e1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f8dd93563722c6b38c011ab022d58b782d2a34b
A buffalo (North American bison) would be 6th just below the wild cats, let’s be real.
Buffalo Bill would make it rub the lotion on or else…
Dolphins are ranked absurdly low. The Miami Dolphins? Nah, fuck them. But dolphins as in the aquatic mammal? They are scrappy, feisty, fun-loving, horny and surprisingly aggressive animals. If the battle is fought on land, they’re probably fucked. But in the water? Look out. And last I checked, Earth is *mostly* water.
Also, as others have mentioned, our team is not, in fact, called the “Buffaloes”.
Bill had a gun. Unless he runs out of ammo or is surprised. He wins in all cases.
Excuse me, humans are animals, too.
A buffalo would be at least #6, I know the team is named after a guy
The choice of grizzly here is wild since the closest bears would certainly be black bears and those would absolutely NOT be #1, clear bias.
Even if we were named after a Buffalo and not a human, we’d still be prey to carnivores.
OTOH, lol at the fierce and mighty Cardinal.
Even if Bill is a man, he could beat the everliving shit out of a cardinal at least
Doesn’t specify who’s got home field advantage. I’m taking Dolphins at home against all these teams every day of the year
Tiger destroys a bear, no question.
I’m gonna be a contrarian here…but this list sucks. I mean come on, an eagle would fuck up a colt and most mid sized land mammals. And the cat order just doesn’t sit right with me either.
Also, Go Bills. We should be #1 cause we’re named after a person and we all know humans are top of the food chain.
Hunting man is the most dangerous game
I can promise you that Bill has killed all of these bitches.
Because nobody could even come close to us!
Missing the Steelers and Chiefs here, man > beast
The bald eagle is almost the smallest and weakest of all eagles… and they sound lame to