Yeah im gonna take a buffalo over a cardinal in a fight i think
Bear wouldn’t win a fight against the dolphin in the water…
Eagles kind of getting disrespected here
They can 100% beat a ram, and can beat a bunch of the higher ranked animals in a good situation
See, but this list is like completely fucking reversed if you set the fight in the ocean instead of land
I feel like a tiger would beat a bear because the tiger would ambush it and kill it quickly.
Falcons right where they belong 🙁
Chicago is definitely not a grizzly. Small black bear, maybe. Tiger wins. And there’s some eagles that push rams off cliffs then eat them.
Where’s the buffalo?
Cardinal vs. Dolphin, even on land, I’m taking the Dolphin. Sure, the cardinal could just disengage, but if it’s actually a fight, the cardinal gets close enough, and then CHOMP
Is a giant a human or an animal?
Is this in water or out of water
Eagle would beat a young horse
Dudes will see this post and comment a serious reply and prove it. Hell yeah
Unfair to assume this is a land based fight.
Technically the Packers win because they represent human industrial processing of animals, which trumps any animal team. Guy with a musket and dysentery who hates taxes would be up there too… draw for 1st place because an early 20th century meat packer and late 18th century tradesman conscript would just end up getting drunk together after a fistfight which is a draw
Aren’t Orcas technically dolphins?
Jets are winning in the long game, carbon emissions bitches
Yea that dolphin needs to be higher on the list..
Jags the fourth 😃
If you include weapons, Pats and Commanders clear these guys, but the giants will still just stomp on them
Imagine thinking a grizzly bear would beat the world’s most evolved ambush predator 💀
With a lifespan of 10x that of a cardinal, equally the dolphins could wait out the cardinal underwater
I know what you’re trying to do, you’re trying to get the bird bros to turn on each other. It won’t happen.
But an osprey could totally take on a little falcon, c’mon now.
Regardless of what animal, human, or mythological beast we’re talking about, we can all agree on one thing: Everyone beats the Browns.
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For once, my bears are #1
Yeah im gonna take a buffalo over a cardinal in a fight i think
Bear wouldn’t win a fight against the dolphin in the water…
Eagles kind of getting disrespected here
They can 100% beat a ram, and can beat a bunch of the higher ranked animals in a good situation
See, but this list is like completely fucking reversed if you set the fight in the ocean instead of land
I feel like a tiger would beat a bear because the tiger would ambush it and kill it quickly.
Falcons right where they belong 🙁
Chicago is definitely not a grizzly. Small black bear, maybe. Tiger wins. And there’s some eagles that push rams off cliffs then eat them.
Where’s the buffalo?
Cardinal vs. Dolphin, even on land, I’m taking the Dolphin. Sure, the cardinal could just disengage, but if it’s actually a fight, the cardinal gets close enough, and then CHOMP
Is a giant a human or an animal?
Is this in water or out of water
Eagle would beat a young horse
Dudes will see this post and comment a serious reply and prove it. Hell yeah
Unfair to assume this is a land based fight.
Technically the Packers win because they represent human industrial processing of animals, which trumps any animal team. Guy with a musket and dysentery who hates taxes would be up there too… draw for 1st place because an early 20th century meat packer and late 18th century tradesman conscript would just end up getting drunk together after a fistfight which is a draw
Aren’t Orcas technically dolphins?
Jets are winning in the long game, carbon emissions bitches
Yea that dolphin needs to be higher on the list..
Jags the fourth 😃
If you include weapons, Pats and Commanders clear these guys, but the giants will still just stomp on them
Imagine thinking a grizzly bear would beat the world’s most evolved ambush predator 💀
With a lifespan of 10x that of a cardinal, equally the dolphins could wait out the cardinal underwater
I know what you’re trying to do, you’re trying to get the bird bros to turn on each other. It won’t happen.
But an osprey could totally take on a little falcon, c’mon now.
Regardless of what animal, human, or mythological beast we’re talking about, we can all agree on one thing: Everyone beats the Browns.