Just thought in honor of the legends record we should really consider giving him a statue for his time with the Jazz. True legend, and the kids say no cap.
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I’m hesitant to give a statue to a 2 time former Jazzman. Let’s wait until he comes back for a 3rd time.
Excellent shitpost
Stockton is passing. Malone is about to get a layup. What “position” would Russ be in? Shooting? Dunking? Loafing? Getting traded? Fighting a fan (in court)?
If Russ sees this; he’s going Ron artest.
My heart races with anticipation and my eyes moisten at the thought of Russ coming back for a THIRD TIME!
Our agent zero. And not just because it’s his jersey number, it’s his consistent stat for the Jazz.
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I’m hesitant to give a statue to a 2 time former Jazzman. Let’s wait until he comes back for a 3rd time.
Excellent shitpost
Stockton is passing. Malone is about to get a layup. What “position” would Russ be in? Shooting? Dunking? Loafing? Getting traded? Fighting a fan (in court)?
If Russ sees this; he’s going Ron artest.
My heart races with anticipation and my eyes moisten at the thought of Russ coming back for a THIRD TIME!
Our agent zero. And not just because it’s his jersey number, it’s his consistent stat for the Jazz.