The Yankees were undefeated in 2024 on days where I pooped 3+ times.
November 22, 2024
The Yankees were undefeated in 2024 on days where I pooped 3+ times.
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You took “shitpost” too literally
r/baseball mods will try to silence this man!
Taking shit posting to a new level!
the implications are clear
I hope you understand you are now a target to be poisoned repeatedly, esp in October.
If the Yanks win it all next year, I am now duty bound to call that team the “Laxative Yankees”
Please don’t delete this. It’s serious analysis. Picking 6 random days where the Yankees played and won would be pretty hard, about a 3% chance (winning percentage ^ 6). However, I can identify multiple reasons for this trend, most notably that I HATE popping at work. This results in a 0% chance of pooping 3+ times during the week, and a high chance on Saturday and Sunday. The Yankees coincidentally had a winning percentage over .600 on the weekends, which is more than .020 points above their regular season average
Looks like you have to up your fiber.
Eat more fiber next year.
You should see a doctor.
Please god it’s only November this is more of a January offseason post
How do you NOT shit some days?
New shit has come to light!
Baseball needs more stats like this. Just for shits 😉and giggles
We need to find the max number of poops the baseball gods allow you
Thank you, u/Luis_Severino
Good luck with your ongoing contract negotiations; I’m sure you can use these advanced anal-ytics to leverage a good deal
Everyone can stop trying to shit post. This is the pinnacle.
Buddy, we’re gonna need you to change your diet so that you poop 3 times 162 days out of the year next season. You’ll get some off days here and there, but I promise you it will be worth it.
West coast users still eating lunch opening this post up
Ordering you three cases of prunes.
Send address
I just want to know what happened to make that 4 poop day happen???
I. Fucking. Love the off-season.
My man, we’re gonna have you going like a chocolate ice cream machine come October now….
“Should Cole have covered first? Should Rizzo have taken it?Was it Judge?” .. No. Their greatest warrior didn’t hit his fiber intake during the WS
Sounds like a small (stool) sample size
u/constant_gardner11 find this man and feed him nothing but beans and protein shakes starting 24 hours before Game 1
Taco Bell is calling your name…
out of curiosity, do you remember what the 4 poops game was? and why you pooped 4 times that day?
Well, I guess the offseason is just downhill from here.
How often did the third poop come after the end of the game? What if the Yankees winning just loosens things up for you?
30 comments
You took “shitpost” too literally
r/baseball mods will try to silence this man!
Taking shit posting to a new level!
the implications are clear
I hope you understand you are now a target to be poisoned repeatedly, esp in October.
If the Yanks win it all next year, I am now duty bound to call that team the “Laxative Yankees”
Please don’t delete this. It’s serious analysis. Picking 6 random days where the Yankees played and won would be pretty hard, about a 3% chance (winning percentage ^ 6). However, I can identify multiple reasons for this trend, most notably that I HATE popping at work. This results in a 0% chance of pooping 3+ times during the week, and a high chance on Saturday and Sunday. The Yankees coincidentally had a winning percentage over .600 on the weekends, which is more than .020 points above their regular season average
Looks like you have to up your fiber.
Eat more fiber next year.
You should see a doctor.
Please god it’s only November this is more of a January offseason post
How do you NOT shit some days?
New shit has come to light!
Baseball needs more stats like this. Just for shits 😉and giggles
We need to find the max number of poops the baseball gods allow you
Thank you, u/Luis_Severino
Good luck with your ongoing contract negotiations; I’m sure you can use these advanced anal-ytics to leverage a good deal
Everyone can stop trying to shit post. This is the pinnacle.
Buddy, we’re gonna need you to change your diet so that you poop 3 times 162 days out of the year next season. You’ll get some off days here and there, but I promise you it will be worth it.
West coast users still eating lunch opening this post up
Ordering you three cases of prunes.
Send address
I just want to know what happened to make that 4 poop day happen???
I. Fucking. Love the off-season.
My man, we’re gonna have you going like a chocolate ice cream machine come October now….
“Should Cole have covered first? Should Rizzo have taken it?Was it Judge?” .. No. Their greatest warrior didn’t hit his fiber intake during the WS
Sounds like a small (stool) sample size
u/constant_gardner11 find this man and feed him nothing but beans and protein shakes starting 24 hours before Game 1
Taco Bell is calling your name…
out of curiosity, do you remember what the 4 poops game was? and why you pooped 4 times that day?
Well, I guess the offseason is just downhill from here.
How often did the third poop come after the end of the game? What if the Yankees winning just loosens things up for you?