As someone who likes to be technically accurate, I looked up “douche-bag” in the dictionary, and lo and behold, there’s a picture of Dillon Brooks staring back at me.
I was shocked, shocked I tell ya! So I went to the online Thesaurus, and looked up “douche-canoe”. You know, as a synonym.
Here’s Dillon Brooks staring back at me again!
Being a big rule of three statistical analysis fan, just for giggles, I asked the AI to generate a picture of a used douche nozzle…
F-ing Dillon Brooks, again!
I am left to conclude that Dillon Brooks is all the douche.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk. 🙂
Brooks is the softest goon in the league
Rockets announcers glazing Brooks, meanwhile he’s the most buttersoft player in the league.
Its so funny how NBA players nowadays wanna square up after a chippy game or two but 80s+90s NBA was like this all season long. League has gone so soft its laughable. Malace at the Palace ruined entertaining defensive basketball.
The best and worst of Canada.
Blazers showed an angle with Ant smiling at Brooks, after Brooks reacts to Ant, in that unmistakable way someone smiles when they are eager for something to happen.
Looked like he got some steam off, you love to see it.
Really great seeing Ant step up for his teammates, and playing the kind of basketball we all know he can deliver.
I hope he is out of whatever slump he’s been in. It’s been rough watching him struggle.
Tou just right up in that action you love to see it. We got our dog.
Was that the same shoulder Sharpe injured to miss the start of the season?
All the ingredients for a classic “Dillon Brooks game”
-altercation starts over absolutely nothing
-he’s actually the one making the dirty play
-acting tough when no one believes it, gets laughed at by guy he outweighs by 30 lbs
-ends up needlessly firing up the other team and brooks’ team goes on to lose the game
Fakest tough guy ever
All this being said, I’d take him on my team 🤣
Rockets fans having the audacity to say Sharpe is a dirty player, when the replay obviously shows Brooks hooking Sharpe’s arm.
Brooks is a bitch. He hooks sharpes arm trying to pull him down and then gets up acting salty? Fuck outta here ho.
So glad to see ant as one of our team leaders get fired up finally.
Also any time we see Dillon brooks as a beaver fan we say fuck the ducks!
Without Brooks Houston would be a very watchable group
Brook def yanked that rebound and Shaedons arm, which is the same arm I think he had his labral tear on. No wonder the guys got upset.
I love this. Ant has been criticized heavy. And while I don’t disagree with a lot of the criticism he’s been receiving, this should show us Ant is for the team regardless if it works out in Portland or not. Idk what he said but someone needed to step up to Brooks and his BS. That was not even a dirty play by Sharpe! If anything, Brooks tried to hook Sharpe on the way down. If Brooks don’t like contact maybe he should go play tennis
He fell hard. I’m not mad at his reaction. This wasn’t the Brooks talk we’re accustomed to.
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As someone who likes to be technically accurate, I looked up “douche-bag” in the dictionary, and lo and behold, there’s a picture of Dillon Brooks staring back at me.
I was shocked, shocked I tell ya! So I went to the online Thesaurus, and looked up “douche-canoe”. You know, as a synonym.
Here’s Dillon Brooks staring back at me again!
Being a big rule of three statistical analysis fan, just for giggles, I asked the AI to generate a picture of a used douche nozzle…
F-ing Dillon Brooks, again!
I am left to conclude that Dillon Brooks is all the douche.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk. 🙂
Brooks is the softest goon in the league
Rockets announcers glazing Brooks, meanwhile he’s the most buttersoft player in the league.
Its so funny how NBA players nowadays wanna square up after a chippy game or two but 80s+90s NBA was like this all season long. League has gone so soft its laughable. Malace at the Palace ruined entertaining defensive basketball.
The best and worst of Canada.
Blazers showed an angle with Ant smiling at Brooks, after Brooks reacts to Ant, in that unmistakable way someone smiles when they are eager for something to happen.
Looked like he got some steam off, you love to see it.
Really great seeing Ant step up for his teammates, and playing the kind of basketball we all know he can deliver.
I hope he is out of whatever slump he’s been in. It’s been rough watching him struggle.
Tou just right up in that action you love to see it. We got our dog.
Was that the same shoulder Sharpe injured to miss the start of the season?
All the ingredients for a classic “Dillon Brooks game”
-altercation starts over absolutely nothing
-he’s actually the one making the dirty play
-acting tough when no one believes it, gets laughed at by guy he outweighs by 30 lbs
-ends up needlessly firing up the other team and brooks’ team goes on to lose the game
Fakest tough guy ever
All this being said, I’d take him on my team 🤣
Rockets fans having the audacity to say Sharpe is a dirty player, when the replay obviously shows Brooks hooking Sharpe’s arm.
Brooks is a bitch. He hooks sharpes arm trying to pull him down and then gets up acting salty? Fuck outta here ho.
So glad to see ant as one of our team leaders get fired up finally.
Also any time we see Dillon brooks as a beaver fan we say fuck the ducks!
Without Brooks Houston would be a very watchable group
Brook def yanked that rebound and Shaedons arm, which is the same arm I think he had his labral tear on. No wonder the guys got upset.
I love this. Ant has been criticized heavy. And while I don’t disagree with a lot of the criticism he’s been receiving, this should show us Ant is for the team regardless if it works out in Portland or not. Idk what he said but someone needed to step up to Brooks and his BS. That was not even a dirty play by Sharpe! If anything, Brooks tried to hook Sharpe on the way down. If Brooks don’t like contact maybe he should go play tennis
He fell hard. I’m not mad at his reaction. This wasn’t the Brooks talk we’re accustomed to.