Boston Red Sox Officially Sign Reliever Aroldis Chapman to One-Year Deal

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  1. Piece of shit. Hopefully a piano or an anvil falls on his head when he’s walking down the street before he gets anywhere near Fenway Park. This fucking sucks.

  2. Redsox fans – “the owners need to spend money!”

    Owner – spends money

    Redsox fans – “no not like that!”

  3. When management said they would be buyers this off-season, was this the move you had in mind? They better hit on a big free agent, or they just put a lump of coal in everyone’s stocking.

  4. Honestly fuck Breslow for this. I’d rather we lose 10 more games because of a gassed bullpen than employ this piece of shit. What a horrendous way to start the offseason.

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