Pete Alonso has RAKED since joining the league in 2019:
226 HR (2nd in MLB)
586 RBI (1st)
Where does the Polar Bear call home next season?
December 15, 2024
Pete Alonso has RAKED since joining the league in 2019: 226 HR (2nd in MLB) 586 RBI (1st) Where does the Polar Bear call home next season?
40 comments
The White Sox
Pete’s not going anywhere
Yankees
MN Twins
Pete Alonso will shock the world by signing with the Indianapolis Colts
Would rather have him on the Tigers than Goldschmidt who was being discussed as a possible signing.
Not The Lou
Watch him go to like the rays
I’d love to see how his bat plays at Fenway. Would be a nice complement to Devers. Assuming Yoshida got moved.
A 3-4-5 of Devers Alonso and Casas would be pretty formidable
Lehigh Valley IronPigs
San Francisco would make sense.
Unless he was fucking Steve’s daughter there’s no way he isn’t coming back
Arizona
Mariners have the opportunity to prove the haters right
Cleveland would be nice!
The Giants (Hopefully)
Just go to the dodgers.
Houston
As a Mets fan, I’d really like to keep him.
Twins new ownership brings in fan favorite power hitting first baseman to shore up infield. Polar Bear is already suited to playing in MN.
I could see Pete in Baltimore
I wouldn’t say no to Pete on the Cubs
Marlins so we can trade him to the Yankees for another washing machine! *chugs rye whiskey* woooooeeeee! 🖕
Rangers based on absolutely nothing
If he becomes a Yankee I’m calling him Peter. I’m not calling him the fucking polar bear!
Pete Alonso welcome to… The Dodgers!
Yankees! Pete on a horse, celebrating a WS title ala Wade Boggs
Shades of Dave Kingman and Mark Reynolds, without the Defense! Just Shwarber of NY… he’s not a hitter or a baseball player, just a swinger… and that’s it… it works when it works, but it also is what it is…
I think he’s staying with the Mets
Giants please! Not likely, but I would be so pleased.
Florida Gaytor
It’s funny how basically every single team is mentioned and people say it “makes sense” and “he fits there” as if there’s any team in the league that a first baseman averaging 46 home runs would not be desirable.
Could actually give me a reason to watch a cardinals game this season!
40 comments
The White Sox
Pete’s not going anywhere
Yankees
MN Twins
Pete Alonso will shock the world by signing with the Indianapolis Colts
Would rather have him on the Tigers than Goldschmidt who was being discussed as a possible signing.
Not The Lou
Watch him go to like the rays
I’d love to see how his bat plays at Fenway. Would be a nice complement to Devers. Assuming Yoshida got moved.
A 3-4-5 of Devers Alonso and Casas would be pretty formidable
Lehigh Valley IronPigs
San Francisco would make sense.
Unless he was fucking Steve’s daughter there’s no way he isn’t coming back
Arizona
Mariners have the opportunity to prove the haters right
Cleveland would be nice!
The Giants (Hopefully)
Just go to the dodgers.
Houston
As a Mets fan, I’d really like to keep him.
Twins new ownership brings in fan favorite power hitting first baseman to shore up infield. Polar Bear is already suited to playing in MN.
I could see Pete in Baltimore
I wouldn’t say no to Pete on the Cubs
Marlins so we can trade him to the Yankees for another washing machine! *chugs rye whiskey* woooooeeeee! 🖕
Rangers based on absolutely nothing
If he becomes a Yankee I’m calling him Peter. I’m not calling him the fucking polar bear!
Pete Alonso welcome to… The Dodgers!
Yankees! Pete on a horse, celebrating a WS title ala Wade Boggs
Shades of Dave Kingman and Mark Reynolds, without the Defense! Just Shwarber of NY… he’s not a hitter or a baseball player, just a swinger… and that’s it… it works when it works, but it also is what it is…
I think he’s staying with the Mets
Giants please! Not likely, but I would be so pleased.
Florida Gaytor
It’s funny how basically every single team is mentioned and people say it “makes sense” and “he fits there” as if there’s any team in the league that a first baseman averaging 46 home runs would not be desirable.
Could actually give me a reason to watch a cardinals game this season!
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He’s not raked. He’s 30 and has a 19.8 war. His career batting average is .249. He’s just not worth what he and his agent thinks he is.
Winning home run derbys doesn’t mean shit.
Prolly the Cubs 😎
Guangdong Tigers
Savannah Bananas.
NYMets
His K’s are generally top of the league tho. I’d pass.