You know Levis and Willis and Mettenberger and Young
Locker and Dobbs and Cassel and Volek
But do you recall
The most famous quarterback of all?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed quarterback
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other quarterbacks
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any football games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Callahan came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my tank tonight?"
Then how the fans loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed quarterback
You'll go down in history"
Rudolph the Red-Nosed quarterback
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other quarterbacks
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any football games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Callahan came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't guide my tank tonight?"
Then how the fans loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You'll go down in history"
6 comments
Is, is this a shitpost for the kings of shit mountain? Christmas came early, boys and girls!!!
It would take a miracle for that. The Raiders could get another win, but the Giants is impossible unless the Eagles clinch the number 1 seed and rest everyone.
thanks, i hate it
Ohh Lord let him see this
Does anyone know what the path is to said #1 pick?
What ai program created this?