Shohei announces his wife’s pregnancy on Instagram

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  1. He didn’t pull out like he did with the Bluejays. Congrats O. He put the Dodger dog to work.

    First words will be “Baccarat”. /s

  2. Breaking news, Dodgers sign Little Ohtani to a 30 year 125 billion dollar contract with a no trade clause and 124 in deferred money.

  3. MLB Trade Rumors says that Steve Cohen is willing to push 11 figures to buy the fetus from Mr. and Mrs. Ohtani

  4. The Dodgers have also announced a new contract with 1.5 billion in deferred payments to the new child

  5. Look at how goddamn shiny his fucking dog is. That goddamn dog is so well groomed and taken care of. Decoy lives better than like 89% of the population and honestly deserves even more.

  6. What a year this guy is having. Got married, made the 50/50 club, won the World Series and is now having a baby. 2024 was Ohtani’s best year of life. So far.

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