Ohtani’s baby is being born now but the actual birth is deferred 9 months.
Did he conceive it in one position in or did he switch positions?
Look at how goddamn shiny his fucking dog is. That goddamn dog is so well groomed and taken care of. Decoy lives better than like 89% of the population and honestly deserves even more.
I have seen enough. Sign him/her up already.
What a year this guy is having. Got married, made the 50/50 club, won the World Series and is now having a baby. 2024 was Ohtani’s best year of life. So far.
Somebody notify the Blue Jays front office!
Deferred 9 months.
Kids already better than me at baseball
Dodgers once again with another deferral (this time only 9 months)
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Ohtani fucks confirmed
A child of a former MLB player? Is this how the Bluejays finally get Ohtani?
LISAN AL GAIB
He didn’t pull out like he did with the Bluejays. Congrats O. He put the Dodger dog to work.
First words will be “Baccarat”. /s
Good for him. Hope they have a healthy pregnancy.
Congrats on the sex I guess
Now imagine Shohei with Dad Power
Damn that kid is gonna be tall
Love that he’s covering the babies identity.
Confirmation that he’s following the goals checklist he wrote when he was 7 (?).
Shobabe
Oh no he’s going to get Dad strength
Hell yeah he’s blasting loads
Right after the Aaron Judge news too. This is too awesome and wholesome.
Breaking news, Dodgers sign Little Ohtani to a 30 year 125 billion dollar contract with a no trade clause and 124 in deferred money.
Dad strength incoming.
MLB Trade Rumors says that Steve Cohen is willing to push 11 figures to buy the fetus from Mr. and Mrs. Ohtani
Imagine being the little league coach with Shohei’s kid on your roster …
Start deferring the payments now
I love Decoy’s pose here. “paint me like one of your French girls”
The Dodgers have also announced a new contract with 1.5 billion in deferred payments to the new child
Judge and Ohtani expecting their first kid next year is like a funny coincidence
Shohei forecasted that he would have a baby daughter when he is 31
[https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/7hrb79/shohei_otanis_life_goals_he_wrote_when_he_was_in/](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/7hrb79/shohei_otanis_life_goals_he_wrote_when_he_was_in/)
Major 2nd IRL confirmed
Ohtani’s baby is being born now but the actual birth is deferred 9 months.
Did he conceive it in one position in or did he switch positions?
Look at how goddamn shiny his fucking dog is. That goddamn dog is so well groomed and taken care of. Decoy lives better than like 89% of the population and honestly deserves even more.
I have seen enough. Sign him/her up already.
What a year this guy is having. Got married, made the 50/50 club, won the World Series and is now having a baby. 2024 was Ohtani’s best year of life. So far.
Somebody notify the Blue Jays front office!
Deferred 9 months.
Kids already better than me at baseball
Dodgers once again with another deferral (this time only 9 months)
Dodgers already in talks with him
World Series baby