lmao seen this shit before. angels are gonna whiff on santander and then sign alonso as their “splash”… arte moreno is back in business, baby.
Funny how Boras is trying to get more money out of the Mets. Honestly it’s getting old and I’m not even a Mets fan.
Objectively, hilarious
Just staring at him through his living room window
I am sure Steve Cohen is losing sleep over this
Good let someone take that greedy mf while we bring Guerrero Jr home next offseason
Keep your eyes to yourself. He’s ours.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the Angels overpaid Alonso.
Then again, Heyman is the Boras Corporation’s PR office.
Why
I mean…anyone with eyes would want to look at that magnificent man.
This makes perfect sense ngl
Always Heyman lol
pete alonso to the angels
You can look but you can’t touch
that arenado x alonso corner infield boutta win the bronze glove award
casually? menacingly? lustfully? we need details Jon
You know who’s not looking at Alonso? The White Sox
Oh no! So anyways…
My bold/random prediction was that he would join the Rockies, and he can just hit a bunch of homers at that park.
Pete Alonso believes that angels have always been looking at Pete Alonso.
Angels looking at Pete’s meat
Pete Alonso looking anywhere else
(*Cash for Gold intensifies*)
Let’s say Pete signs with the Angels. Can the Angels package Schanuel+ for a SP?
Anthony Rendon 2: Electric Boogaloo
Perfectly passed his prime. Artie’s dumbass is licking his chops right now.
could you stop looking at him? you’re making the polar bear very uncomfortable
Pete taking L’s everywhere
Pete Alonso.
Angels over paying for a power 1B heading into his 30s. Where have I heard this one before?
Please no. It’s not gonna help the team in any meaningful way, and I like the Polar Bear being good and don’t want him to follow in the well tread footsteps of big name free agents in Anaheim.
Pete should talk to Noah. Worked out great for him
Boras really thinks he’s cooking.
you can always depend on arte to be arte
I don’t believe this is a serious threat, but if Pete decides to go to the Angels rather than play with Lindor Soto and Vientos then good luck to him.
“You’ve seen him, you know how strong he is.. you can’t win!” – Angels
So long, and thanks for all the homers.
Before playoffs even started i felt like it was gonna be the Angels or Rockies for some reason.
NOOOOOOOO
Boras is not gonna let Heyman out of his box unless Alonso gets his contract look at the pleading in his eyes
Angels are so weird
Is he looking back?
“He’s a big dude, isn’t he?”
“Sir, I believe you’re looking at a photo of Daniel Vogelbach”
Under the heat of their cursed gaze, every tendon in his body has withered and snapped.
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Heyman: Pete Alonso looking at Angels
He is a stunning physical specimen, after all.
Take a photo Arte, maybe it’ll last longer!
That would be an extremely Angels signing though.
lmao seen this shit before. angels are gonna whiff on santander and then sign alonso as their “splash”… arte moreno is back in business, baby.
Funny how Boras is trying to get more money out of the Mets. Honestly it’s getting old and I’m not even a Mets fan.
Objectively, hilarious
Just staring at him through his living room window
I am sure Steve Cohen is losing sleep over this
Good let someone take that greedy mf while we bring Guerrero Jr home next offseason
Keep your eyes to yourself. He’s ours.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the Angels overpaid Alonso.
Then again, Heyman is the Boras Corporation’s PR office.
Why
I mean…anyone with eyes would want to look at that magnificent man.
This makes perfect sense ngl
Always Heyman lol
pete alonso to the angels
You can look but you can’t touch
that arenado x alonso corner infield boutta win the bronze glove award
casually? menacingly? lustfully? we need details Jon
You know who’s not looking at Alonso? The White Sox
Oh no! So anyways…
My bold/random prediction was that he would join the Rockies, and he can just hit a bunch of homers at that park.
Pete Alonso believes that angels have always been looking at Pete Alonso.
Angels looking at Pete’s meat
Pete Alonso looking anywhere else
(*Cash for Gold intensifies*)
Let’s say Pete signs with the Angels. Can the Angels package Schanuel+ for a SP?
Anthony Rendon 2: Electric Boogaloo
Perfectly passed his prime. Artie’s dumbass is licking his chops right now.
could you stop looking at him? you’re making the polar bear very uncomfortable
Pete taking L’s everywhere
Pete Alonso.
Angels over paying for a power 1B heading into his 30s. Where have I heard this one before?
Please no. It’s not gonna help the team in any meaningful way, and I like the Polar Bear being good and don’t want him to follow in the well tread footsteps of big name free agents in Anaheim.
Pete should talk to Noah. Worked out great for him
Boras really thinks he’s cooking.
you can always depend on arte to be arte
I don’t believe this is a serious threat, but if Pete decides to go to the Angels rather than play with Lindor Soto and Vientos then good luck to him.
“You’ve seen him, you know how strong he is.. you can’t win!” – Angels
So long, and thanks for all the homers.
Before playoffs even started i felt like it was gonna be the Angels or Rockies for some reason.
NOOOOOOOO
Boras is not gonna let Heyman out of his box unless Alonso gets his contract look at the pleading in his eyes
Angels are so weird
Is he looking back?
“He’s a big dude, isn’t he?”
“Sir, I believe you’re looking at a photo of Daniel Vogelbach”
Under the heat of their cursed gaze, every tendon in his body has withered and snapped.
Heyman: Angels looking at big meat
Wow so cool I can look at him too