Giving thrash metal battle jackets a run for their money. Also that’s an awesome helmet.
What is the patch instead of Watson?
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Now do the Bears
Post this to r/battlejackets this thing rips
Putting that Abuse Survivor’s flag in place of Watson raises this from a fantastic jerk to an all time transcendental level of jerkitude
He’s gonna need a bigger coat
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I guess this is like the Mayan calendar then. He’s out of space, so either Zappe is the permanent Browns QB or the world ends before next season.
Last two poorly photoshopped in lol
I think it’s funny that Flacco is TWELVE names past Griffin III despite being 5 years older
Edit: Flacco is 1 year older than Colt McCoy and is TWENTY ONE names after him lol
Shittiest law firm ever
There should be 0 names after Baker. Ditching him was a horrible mistake. I’m happy for Baker though. I’m very glad he eventually landed on a team that appreciates him.
When did zappe play
Wild how many have happened just after Mayfield!
It’s only been three seasons since he left and they’ve had 10 different starting QBs.
They should stop at Baker. Wear his jersey until things change.
We’re gonna need a bigger jersey
I feel like this would make a fun trivia question. How many of the Browns quarterbacks can you name since drafting Baker Mayfield 6 years ago? Or since drafting Johnny Manziel 10 years ago?
I remember for a while, Roethlisberger was the winingest QB/rapist (11 wins) at Cleveland’s home. I don’t think Watson will break Roethlisberger’s record, but Mayfield will be the winnest QB at Cleveland’s home field with 12 wins.
Wasn’t the original one kept on a mannequin and whoever kept up with it said they retired it after that 2020 playoff win with Mayfield? Little didn’t they know…
All that wasted talent.
The power Rangers helmet hahaha
That helmet is dope
They’re gonna need a cape soon
what constitutes the end of this? A starter that stays over 5 seasons?
Welp, out of room. No more QBs.
Deshone kizer wooooow
Shoulda drafted Ben Roethlisberger in 2004 instead of Kellen Winslow Jr.
Should have kept mayfield. He was the best thing that ever happened to that shit organization.
i’m going to see how many of these people’s names i can guess/remember. for the record, i have a bad memory, am in my 50s, and am an eagles fan. here goes:
-Tim Couch, -Koy Detmer (hopefully it wasn’t ty), -Jeff(?) Wynn, -Doug Pederson, -Casey Holcomb, -Jeff Garcia, -Luke McCown, -Trent Dilfer, -no idea Frye, -Mark(?) Anderson (i remember this guy kind of. had one really good seaon), -Kenneth Dorsey, -Brady Quinn, -no idea Bradkowski (when i try, i come up with Steve Bartkowski), -Colt McCoy, -Jake Delhomme (he played for the browns?), -Seneca Wallace, -Josh Weeden (am i doing this because of joss whedon the director?), -no idea Lewis, -Jason Campbell, -Bobby Hoyer, -Johnny Manziel, -Buck Shaw (is that an old eagles coach or something?), -Josh McCown, -no idea Davis, -Robert Griffin III, -no idea Kessler, Deshone Kizer, -no idea Hogan, -Tyrod Taylor, -Baker Mayfield, -Case Keenum, -no idea Mullens, -Jacoby Brissett, -he who shall not be named, no idea Thompson Robinson, -no idea Walker, -Joe Flacco, -Bobby(?) Driskel, -Jameis Winston, -Cody Zappe? no idea, but i should remember this one. i know he was on the patriots before.
how’d i do?
almost out of toom
I wonder what they were thinking when they drafted Brandon Weeden.
Where is he going to find room for 3 more next year?
4 Heisman trophy winners up there
At least Peterson has a statue with us. lol. Goodness. Wasn’t like the Stanford Detroit thing huh?
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Giving thrash metal battle jackets a run for their money. Also that’s an awesome helmet.
What is the patch instead of Watson?
![gif](giphy|HDi2L7ASLDiv5JdXY5)
Now do the Bears
Post this to r/battlejackets this thing rips
Putting that Abuse Survivor’s flag in place of Watson raises this from a fantastic jerk to an all time transcendental level of jerkitude
He’s gonna need a bigger coat
![gif](giphy|PDHIHkvZLubE4)
I guess this is like the Mayan calendar then. He’s out of space, so either Zappe is the permanent Browns QB or the world ends before next season.
Last two poorly photoshopped in lol
I think it’s funny that Flacco is TWELVE names past Griffin III despite being 5 years older
Edit: Flacco is 1 year older than Colt McCoy and is TWENTY ONE names after him lol
Shittiest law firm ever
There should be 0 names after Baker. Ditching him was a horrible mistake. I’m happy for Baker though. I’m very glad he eventually landed on a team that appreciates him.
When did zappe play
Wild how many have happened just after Mayfield!
It’s only been three seasons since he left and they’ve had 10 different starting QBs.
They should stop at Baker. Wear his jersey until things change.
We’re gonna need a bigger jersey
I feel like this would make a fun trivia question. How many of the Browns quarterbacks can you name since drafting Baker Mayfield 6 years ago? Or since drafting Johnny Manziel 10 years ago?
I remember for a while, Roethlisberger was the winingest QB/rapist (11 wins) at Cleveland’s home. I don’t think Watson will break Roethlisberger’s record, but Mayfield will be the winnest QB at Cleveland’s home field with 12 wins.
Wasn’t the original one kept on a mannequin and whoever kept up with it said they retired it after that 2020 playoff win with Mayfield? Little didn’t they know…
All that wasted talent.
The power Rangers helmet hahaha
That helmet is dope
They’re gonna need a cape soon
what constitutes the end of this? A starter that stays over 5 seasons?
Welp, out of room. No more QBs.
Deshone kizer wooooow
Shoulda drafted Ben Roethlisberger in 2004 instead of Kellen Winslow Jr.
Should have kept mayfield. He was the best thing that ever happened to that shit organization.
i’m going to see how many of these people’s names i can guess/remember. for the record, i have a bad memory, am in my 50s, and am an eagles fan. here goes:
-Tim Couch, -Koy Detmer (hopefully it wasn’t ty), -Jeff(?) Wynn, -Doug Pederson, -Casey Holcomb, -Jeff Garcia, -Luke McCown, -Trent Dilfer, -no idea Frye, -Mark(?) Anderson (i remember this guy kind of. had one really good seaon), -Kenneth Dorsey, -Brady Quinn, -no idea Bradkowski (when i try, i come up with Steve Bartkowski), -Colt McCoy, -Jake Delhomme (he played for the browns?), -Seneca Wallace, -Josh Weeden (am i doing this because of joss whedon the director?), -no idea Lewis, -Jason Campbell, -Bobby Hoyer, -Johnny Manziel, -Buck Shaw (is that an old eagles coach or something?), -Josh McCown, -no idea Davis, -Robert Griffin III, -no idea Kessler, Deshone Kizer, -no idea Hogan, -Tyrod Taylor, -Baker Mayfield, -Case Keenum, -no idea Mullens, -Jacoby Brissett, -he who shall not be named, no idea Thompson Robinson, -no idea Walker, -Joe Flacco, -Bobby(?) Driskel, -Jameis Winston, -Cody Zappe? no idea, but i should remember this one. i know he was on the patriots before.
how’d i do?
almost out of toom
I wonder what they were thinking when they drafted Brandon Weeden.
Where is he going to find room for 3 more next year?
4 Heisman trophy winners up there
At least Peterson has a statue with us. lol. Goodness. Wasn’t like the Stanford Detroit thing huh?
He’s going to need a trench coat lol
I wonder who’s the next QB victim for the Browns