Ohio State is finalizing a deal to hire Matt Patricia as the school’s new defensive coordinator
February 12, 2025
Ohio State is finalizing a deal to hire Matt Patricia as the school’s new defensive coordinator
35 comments
😂😂😂😂 have fun with Fattrica Ohio State as a Sparty fan….love this!! 👍
It’s been a dark month. This helps
Really going for the Most Hated Man in Michigan award
This is like when you trust a fart and it explodes horribly but instead of it happening to you it happens to that guy you cannot stand.
They never gonna beat Michigan now
He will legitimately probably do well at the college level. His bullshit “my way or the highway” routine will play way better with kids than with grown-ass men with contracts.
Weird hire, but you do you, Ohio State – you deserve this fucker.
So we can look forward to many more U of M victories over OSU.
Bwahahaaa
Weaponized Ozempic Patricia looks like Ryan Day
lmao
good news for the many Wolverine and Spartan fans in this sub.
Did you know he single handily defeated the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl?
I have nightmares of Matt Patricia trying to run over me on his quad bike
I can’t wait to watch the fifth win in a row. I just know the camera’s going to cut to his dumb slack jawed face with that stupid pencil behind his ear (your play sheets are laminated Matt!)
Holy shit, we get to see Patricia tank Ohio State? Fuck yes! I truly thought he would never be a coordinator again after the Eagles disaster last year. I stand corrected.
Let me pencil ✏️ in that victory in Ann Arbor later this year!
How does he keep getting hired?
Hahaha
Toledo Lions fans in shambles. I can’t believe this is happening
Never wanted michigan to beat ohio st more then i do now 🙏
I’m fucking sick. I thought I escaped this fat fuck. I’m a Buckeye but unironically don’t think I’ll watch a game next year. Actually disgusting how they ruin an amazing national championship season and follow it with this
Is that pencil permanently attached to his ear at this point?! Even when he’s “dressed up” he’s got that damn pencil in his ear … The hideousness of that face will haunt my dreams forever
The Ticonderoga Terrorist strikes again
lol! Do it! I dare you. Do it!
I guess Ryan Day saw Malcom butler’s interception and was convinced to hire Patricia
Did he use Taylor Decker as a reference?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Mentioning being the HC of the Lions shouldn’t even be on his resume.
Every time Patricia leaves a job, his replacement does way better.
1. With Patricia at DC for the Patriots, they gave up a huge number of yards and points, and the Pats lost to the Eagles. The next season, with Brian Flores at DC, the Pats defense improved a ton, and they won the Super Bowl.
2. Last years’ Eagles crashed and burned with Patricia involved in the defense, first as a defensive assistant, than coordinator later in the year. This year’s Eagles D with Vic Fangio was extremely good, and dominated the playoffs and Super Bowl.
Why does Patricia get new jobs? He has a measurable negative effect everywhere he goes.
I am gonna be
PISSED
If he ends up being a good DC for them
Please God let this happen because it would be the funniest fucking thing ever.
35 comments
😂😂😂😂 have fun with Fattrica Ohio State as a Sparty fan….love this!! 👍
It’s been a dark month. This helps
Really going for the Most Hated Man in Michigan award
This is like when you trust a fart and it explodes horribly but instead of it happening to you it happens to that guy you cannot stand.
They never gonna beat Michigan now
He will legitimately probably do well at the college level. His bullshit “my way or the highway” routine will play way better with kids than with grown-ass men with contracts.
Weird hire, but you do you, Ohio State – you deserve this fucker.
So we can look forward to many more U of M victories over OSU.
Bwahahaaa
Weaponized Ozempic Patricia looks like Ryan Day
lmao
good news for the many Wolverine and Spartan fans in this sub.
Did you know he single handily defeated the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl?
I have nightmares of Matt Patricia trying to run over me on his quad bike
I can’t wait to watch the fifth win in a row. I just know the camera’s going to cut to his dumb slack jawed face with that stupid pencil behind his ear (your play sheets are laminated Matt!)
Holy shit, we get to see Patricia tank Ohio State? Fuck yes! I truly thought he would never be a coordinator again after the Eagles disaster last year. I stand corrected.
Let me pencil ✏️ in that victory in Ann Arbor later this year!
How does he keep getting hired?
Hahaha
Toledo Lions fans in shambles. I can’t believe this is happening
Never wanted michigan to beat ohio st more then i do now 🙏
I’m fucking sick. I thought I escaped this fat fuck. I’m a Buckeye but unironically don’t think I’ll watch a game next year. Actually disgusting how they ruin an amazing national championship season and follow it with this
Great hire 😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOOOOO
https://i.redd.it/th3fw7sb2rie1.gif
Is that pencil permanently attached to his ear at this point?! Even when he’s “dressed up” he’s got that damn pencil in his ear … The hideousness of that face will haunt my dreams forever
The Ticonderoga Terrorist strikes again
lol! Do it! I dare you. Do it!
I guess Ryan Day saw Malcom butler’s interception and was convinced to hire Patricia
Did he use Taylor Decker as a reference?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Mentioning being the HC of the Lions shouldn’t even be on his resume.
Every time Patricia leaves a job, his replacement does way better.
1. With Patricia at DC for the Patriots, they gave up a huge number of yards and points, and the Pats lost to the Eagles. The next season, with Brian Flores at DC, the Pats defense improved a ton, and they won the Super Bowl.
2. Last years’ Eagles crashed and burned with Patricia involved in the defense, first as a defensive assistant, than coordinator later in the year. This year’s Eagles D with Vic Fangio was extremely good, and dominated the playoffs and Super Bowl.
Why does Patricia get new jobs? He has a measurable negative effect everywhere he goes.
I am gonna be
PISSED
If he ends up being a good DC for them
Please God let this happen because it would be the funniest fucking thing ever.
The Michigan fan in me is so happy