One of the weirdest bits I’ve ever seen at a Rangers game

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1. wtf lol

2. I swear if we get his instead of the Peagle I will be so pissed

3. Met Lil’ Captain on the concourse later on today. I have never been so excited and also terrified to meet a mascot, lol! Reminds me of Mini Me from Austin Powers. It seems a little aggressive! I’m assuming this will just be an ongoing storyline with Captain over the season.

4. Zero explanation, random ambulance, eyeballs fall off, then suddenly dies? We were all lost.

5. Was expecting beltre or someone to bust out at the end. But nope. That was the whole bit. We were so confused.

6. We need a third, even smaller, called Tiny Captain.

7. I never figured it out

8. Was that live action Funko beat down?

9. Oh look, it’s the bullpen.

10. We had all offseason to come up with that bit.

11. Rich of Rangers Captain (one of the MLB’s most generic and lamest mascots imo) to be acting better than another mascot

12. Welcome to the new Savanna Bananas version of baseball. Nothings sacred anymore.

13. DFW has a really poor mascot scene.

14. I FW lil captain hard.

15. Kids Zone mascot!

16. Cheeseburger helper

    Ifykyk

17. Whyyyy did he knock his eyes off

18. This is worse than Rootin’ Tootin’ Ranger.

19. Geez man. That’s terrible