You’d think they were paying us if we’re still fans at this point
$250k Henry stiff arm all day
I think I might be able to win the Masters starting on the green, but I KNOW I can make a 40 yard field goal.
I mean… run a marathon? Idk most of 250k is doable for anyone with some practice in those sports, except the PK.
3 pointer doesn’t specify if it’s in a game, thousands of people run multiple marathons every year
I’m going 7ft putt
Why do we have to catch strays? Don’t you think our team makes us pay for being their fans enough?
I could absolutely 3 putt most holes on the masters. Gimme that
Half court shot 100%
Gimme Lyles. I could definitely run 100m faster than he can run 200.
1 minutes with islam, I will be elusive for the first 30 seconds then for the last 30 get the shit beat out of me
I need more than that to be a Jets fan.
I can run a 18 second 100 meters pretty easily. I’d kill Lyles with a 100m head start. Easy milly
I could make a 50 yard field goal in college. A little practice and I could do it. Not so easy 500k.
I can run a marathon and I’m pretty sure I can score a penalty. I can also take a beating from Henry. Pretty easy 250k.
Edit: 40 yard field goal in college. And, not in an nfl game, but this doesn’t specify “in an nfl game”. So, I think I sneak in on a technicality. I can take a 10 step run into it and kick a line drive through in a dead silent dome after 2-3 weeks of practice? I think I could do it. Still picking the 200 v. Kyle’s for the milly. It’s easier.
I could beat noah lyles with 100 on him. I run a 13.35
1 mil vs Islam. I’m running that whole minute
Make contact against skenes, just laying down a bunt and praying
Stiff arm from Henry. Easy choice.
LOL Jets fan!
Love when people who don’t run make these. Lyles runs a 200m in just under 20 seconds, you would just need to run 100m in like a 5:30 /mile pace.
Realistically if you can do anything on this list it is probably beat Noah Lyles with a 100m head start
I’ll go for the MLB pitcher. Didn’t say anything about going for a bunt.
I’m making a 40 yd field goal
So Rory won the masters at -12, avg -4 per round. Gaining two strokes every 9 holes seems quite reasonable. Clearly the greens are tough at Augusta, but even a very recreational player should be able to make that happen.
Side note: gotta get -13 cuz ya ain’t winning a playoff hole
Honestly I’d swap catching a punt with making a free throw.
Already made a couple goals on a NHL goalie m, where’s my money? Haha but it was a super cool weekend
I’m definitely goin that minute with Islam
I think i could win the masters starting on the green but I know i can best noah lyles with a 100m head start. Any reasonably in shape person should be able to run 100m in less than 19 seconds And noah probably wouldn’t run his best so I’d say 19.7 at least. No track experience in my life and I ran a 13.5 second 100m when I was 18.
As long as you’re not obese you’re easily beating Lyles
I’ve done multiple halves just for fun. Definitely could do it again for $100k
I’d take that stiff arm no problem
Make contact with Skenes. Bunts and fouls count, right? So that’s the one I’m going with.
I feel like the basketball stuff is guarded? Who’s guarding me
Looks like I’m staying poor! 😕
Already done a half marathon (only at a 9 minute pace, so I wound up just under two hours) and had to pay $50 to run out, so I’d gladly do a full for 500K, lmao. Especially since they didn’t give a time requirement. 😅
Call me stupid but a minute with Islam where you just hold onto his arms for dear life in full guard could be done.
I could easily get under 50 putts per round at Augusta that one is a complete no brainer
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You’d think they were paying us if we’re still fans at this point
$250k Henry stiff arm all day
I think I might be able to win the Masters starting on the green, but I KNOW I can make a 40 yard field goal.
I mean… run a marathon? Idk most of 250k is doable for anyone with some practice in those sports, except the PK.
3 pointer doesn’t specify if it’s in a game, thousands of people run multiple marathons every year
I’m going 7ft putt
Why do we have to catch strays? Don’t you think our team makes us pay for being their fans enough?
I could absolutely 3 putt most holes on the masters. Gimme that
Half court shot 100%
Gimme Lyles. I could definitely run 100m faster than he can run 200.
1 minutes with islam, I will be elusive for the first 30 seconds then for the last 30 get the shit beat out of me
I need more than that to be a Jets fan.
I can run a 18 second 100 meters pretty easily. I’d kill Lyles with a 100m head start. Easy milly
I could make a 50 yard field goal in college. A little practice and I could do it. Not so easy 500k.
I can run a marathon and I’m pretty sure I can score a penalty. I can also take a beating from Henry. Pretty easy 250k.
Edit: 40 yard field goal in college. And, not in an nfl game, but this doesn’t specify “in an nfl game”. So, I think I sneak in on a technicality. I can take a 10 step run into it and kick a line drive through in a dead silent dome after 2-3 weeks of practice? I think I could do it. Still picking the 200 v. Kyle’s for the milly. It’s easier.
I could beat noah lyles with 100 on him. I run a 13.35
1 mil vs Islam. I’m running that whole minute
Make contact against skenes, just laying down a bunt and praying
Stiff arm from Henry. Easy choice.
LOL Jets fan!
Love when people who don’t run make these. Lyles runs a 200m in just under 20 seconds, you would just need to run 100m in like a 5:30 /mile pace.
Realistically if you can do anything on this list it is probably beat Noah Lyles with a 100m head start
I’ll go for the MLB pitcher. Didn’t say anything about going for a bunt.
I’m making a 40 yd field goal
So Rory won the masters at -12, avg -4 per round. Gaining two strokes every 9 holes seems quite reasonable. Clearly the greens are tough at Augusta, but even a very recreational player should be able to make that happen.
Side note: gotta get -13 cuz ya ain’t winning a playoff hole
Honestly I’d swap catching a punt with making a free throw.
Already made a couple goals on a NHL goalie m, where’s my money? Haha but it was a super cool weekend
I’m definitely goin that minute with Islam
I think i could win the masters starting on the green but I know i can best noah lyles with a 100m head start. Any reasonably in shape person should be able to run 100m in less than 19 seconds And noah probably wouldn’t run his best so I’d say 19.7 at least. No track experience in my life and I ran a 13.5 second 100m when I was 18.
As long as you’re not obese you’re easily beating Lyles
I’ve done multiple halves just for fun. Definitely could do it again for $100k
I’d take that stiff arm no problem
Make contact with Skenes. Bunts and fouls count, right? So that’s the one I’m going with.
I feel like the basketball stuff is guarded? Who’s guarding me
Looks like I’m staying poor! 😕
Already done a half marathon (only at a 9 minute pace, so I wound up just under two hours) and had to pay $50 to run out, so I’d gladly do a full for 500K, lmao. Especially since they didn’t give a time requirement. 😅
Call me stupid but a minute with Islam where you just hold onto his arms for dear life in full guard could be done.
I could easily get under 50 putts per round at Augusta that one is a complete no brainer