None of the above. It’s Papi and everyone fucking knows it.
April 16, 2023
None of the above. It’s Papi and everyone fucking knows it.
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Yeah what meaningful thing has A-Rod done even comparable to the greatest clutch hitter in baseball history?
Griffey in a reds jersey a-fraud this is some nice click bait
If you need somebody to slap a ball out of a glove the arod is your guy. Otherwise it’s big papi
Of course it’s Papi, but from those 4 it’s Bonds, not close
Didn’t the sabremetricians supposedly prove there’s no such thing as “clutch,” though? That always puzzled me because clearly players like Papi have some clutch touch of some kind.
It’s always Papi!!! I can’t stand Judge.
Insane to put judge on there and leave out the most clutch player to ever play the game
A-Rod? Really?
Don’t like him, but Bonds was intentionally walked with the bases loaded. Just saying.
A-Rod only hits a grand slam if they are down 8.
This may be recency bias, but Yu Chang would be my pick 😂
Papi
Papi was clutch af. Whoever made that photo has to be a Red Sox hater.
It’s not Ortiz either.
The actual correct answer is Manny Ramirez
I’d expect a strikeout from Judge, a flyout or strikeout from a rod, a double from Griffey and a homer from Bonds.
Hard hit into right… Back at the wall… TIE GAME!!!
Aaron Judge is unironically one of the biggest losers in the history of sports
I’d say bonds but he’d just get walked, ain’t looking for just 1 run
Not so sure. I might take Bonds
How bout bottom of the ninth?
i love papi but you’re crazy not to take barry or griffey over him
Who’s pitching? L or R hander?
Doesn’t matter, they’d all be intentionally walked to bring up Isiah Kiner-Falefa
1. David Big Papi Ortiz 2. Bonds 3. If no grand slam, Tony Gwynn. Whoever at 2nd and 3rd are gonna score.
Big Papi
Correct
They’ll just walk bonds.
Where did you find this commie propaganda
Fuck ARod
If Papi is unavailable Daniel Nava will suffice.
MANNY!
Griffey Jr. is in the wrong uniform though.
depends, I’m taking papi if it’s just regular bonds, but if this is roided up Barry bonds then probably bonds.
Assuming we get the roids too then it’s bonds
Well, it’s Big Papi 99% of the time unless you intentionally walk Garciaparra and then it’s Troy O’Leary
Of the list it’s bonds assuming they actually have to pitch to him and can’t walk him but Papi being left off the list is a travesty
37 comments
Yeah what meaningful thing has A-Rod done even comparable to the greatest clutch hitter in baseball history?
Griffey in a reds jersey a-fraud this is some nice click bait
If you need somebody to slap a ball out of a glove the arod is your guy. Otherwise it’s big papi
Of course it’s Papi, but from those 4 it’s Bonds, not close
Didn’t the sabremetricians supposedly prove there’s no such thing as “clutch,” though? That always puzzled me because clearly players like Papi have some clutch touch of some kind.
It’s always Papi!!! I can’t stand Judge.
Insane to put judge on there and leave out the most clutch player to ever play the game
A-Rod? Really?
Don’t like him, but Bonds was intentionally walked with the bases loaded. Just saying.
A-Rod only hits a grand slam if they are down 8.
This may be recency bias, but Yu Chang would be my pick 😂
Papi
Papi was clutch af. Whoever made that photo has to be a Red Sox hater.
It’s not Ortiz either.
The actual correct answer is Manny Ramirez
I’d expect a strikeout from Judge, a flyout or strikeout from a rod, a double from Griffey and a homer from Bonds.
Hard hit into right… Back at the wall… TIE GAME!!!
Aaron Judge is unironically one of the biggest losers in the history of sports
I’d say bonds but he’d just get walked, ain’t looking for just 1 run
Not so sure. I might take Bonds
How bout bottom of the ninth?
i love papi but you’re crazy not to take barry or griffey over him
Who’s pitching? L or R hander?
Doesn’t matter, they’d all be intentionally walked to bring up Isiah Kiner-Falefa
1. David Big Papi Ortiz
2. Bonds
3. If no grand slam, Tony Gwynn. Whoever at 2nd and 3rd are gonna score.
Big Papi
Correct
They’ll just walk bonds.
Where did you find this commie propaganda
Fuck ARod
If Papi is unavailable Daniel Nava will suffice.
MANNY!
Griffey Jr. is in the wrong uniform though.
depends, I’m taking papi if it’s just regular bonds, but if this is roided up Barry bonds then probably bonds.
Assuming we get the roids too then it’s bonds
Well, it’s Big Papi 99% of the time unless you intentionally walk Garciaparra and then it’s Troy O’Leary
Of the list it’s bonds assuming they actually have to pitch to him and can’t walk him but Papi being left off the list is a travesty
It’s Nomah.