Oh, dear reader, let me regale you with a tale of a Stupid Sexy Flower. A lesser-known fact, one that tickles the mind and dances on the edge of convention. Picture it, a vibrant blossom, captivating all who dare to cast their gaze upon its bewitching allure. It flaunts its petals with reckless abandon, defying the norms of floral beauty. Who knew a flower could exude such sensuality? Oh, the mysteries of nature! So, my friend, let us bask in the absurdity of this Stupid Sexy Flower and embrace the joy it brings to our lives.
Pretty good for 50 years old!
TARPS??? NEVER HEARD OF THEM
Sorry girlfriend of 4 years. I play for a different team now
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Just posted by the Wild’s social.
https://x.com/mnwild/status/1737321314283593998?s=20
TARPS OFF! TARPS OFF! TARPS OFF!
helLO floWER
God damnit I would love to kiss him on the mouth
Oh, dear reader, let me regale you with a tale of a Stupid Sexy Flower. A lesser-known fact, one that tickles the mind and dances on the edge of convention. Picture it, a vibrant blossom, captivating all who dare to cast their gaze upon its bewitching allure. It flaunts its petals with reckless abandon, defying the norms of floral beauty. Who knew a flower could exude such sensuality? Oh, the mysteries of nature! So, my friend, let us bask in the absurdity of this Stupid Sexy Flower and embrace the joy it brings to our lives.
Pretty good for 50 years old!
TARPS??? NEVER HEARD OF THEM
Sorry girlfriend of 4 years. I play for a different team now
I’ll — be right back…