How Matthew Tkatchuk earned his nickname: “The Turtle”
June 16, 2024
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And Bouchard taps out like a bitch
And what happened after that? Kassian went to the box and the Flames scored the game winning goal on the power play. No damage done to Tkachuk. S-tier trolling.
He’s a good little turtle 🐢
Remember the old Looney Tunes cartoons where you had Spike the big dog, then you had this little mouthy shit-talking dog hiding behind Spike? Yeah, that’s Tkuchuk and Spike is the refs. One day he’ll need that mouthguard for more than chewing gum.
Except the turtle was invented when McCarty beat the shit out of Claude Lemieux. Matthew was far from the first.
I will say, it’s kinda bizarre how I hate and also love both Tkachuk brothers at the same time. I wish Brady was on the Wings, OTT is wasting him.
Edit: if you can find an earlier reference to “turtling” in the league, feel free to comment, but Novus has no idea what they’re talking about.
Wait you mean it’s not because he likes turtles? Damn al this time I got it all wrong.
Oh he will punch you. As long as a teammate has a hold of you first!!
What’s Kassian up to these days?
I’m not saying he is being the manliest man ever, but I too would not trust kassian to not try to rearrange my face especially in this position
I’m glad he’s cleaned up his game. He was insufferable as a Flame.
Oil fans are hilarious
This sub is full of salty bitches and drama queens. It’s like the Real housewives of the NHL. Constant juvenile post and comments. Ironic coming from one of the most brutal sport there is. JSTFU already and talk hockey.
average delusional oilers fan who wouldn’t dare beef with tkachuk, much less drop the gloves with a goon like kassian.
Gotta stay off those tracks
Every generation has one, but one did it best.
I forgot about that week Kassian was in the news for something other than driving into a tree.
Tkachuk still living rent free in OPs head all these years later.
His nicknames are Chucky or The Rat King.
The turtle is and will always be Claude Lemieux
Spare me. He did plenty of heavy lifting in CGY, and now his skills are needed elsewhere….and it’s working.
They call him turtle cause he loves pizza
A little boy is walking home from school and finds an Oilers jersey on the side of the road, after making sure it wasn’t a Yakupov jersey, he decides to put it on. Meanwhile a pedophile sees the little boy and pulls his car up beside him, “Want a ride home?” He asks. The little boy agrees and jumps in. As they are driving the pedophile starts asking him all these sexual questions and the boy starts getting uncomfortable. The pedophile carries on with his disgusting questions for a few more blocks and the little boy realizes he has to say something. The pedophile pulls over, looks at the little boy and starts leaning towards him when the boy suddenly says “Hey mister, I just found this jersey on the road, I’m not a real Oilers fan!”
TL;DR He got jumped by a Neanderthal looking plug that doesn’t know how to Buckle his helmet up properly
Next you can make one about he earned his nickname as Stanley Cup Champion 🤣
Petty article. Petty comments. Dude is about to win a cup while living rent free in peoples heads.
Just let him enjoy some success. People get way too tied up into the lives of people they have never met.
25 comments
And Bouchard taps out like a bitch
And what happened after that? Kassian went to the box and the Flames scored the game winning goal on the power play. No damage done to Tkachuk. S-tier trolling.
He’s a good little turtle 🐢
Remember the old Looney Tunes cartoons where you had Spike the big dog, then you had this little mouthy shit-talking dog hiding behind Spike? Yeah, that’s Tkuchuk and Spike is the refs. One day he’ll need that mouthguard for more than chewing gum.
Except the turtle was invented when McCarty beat the shit out of Claude Lemieux. Matthew was far from the first.
I will say, it’s kinda bizarre how I hate and also love both Tkachuk brothers at the same time. I wish Brady was on the Wings, OTT is wasting him.
Edit: if you can find an earlier reference to “turtling” in the league, feel free to comment, but Novus has no idea what they’re talking about.
Wait you mean it’s not because he likes turtles? Damn al this time I got it all wrong.
Oh he will punch you. As long as a teammate has a hold of you first!!
What’s Kassian up to these days?
I’m not saying he is being the manliest man ever, but I too would not trust kassian to not try to rearrange my face especially in this position
I’m glad he’s cleaned up his game. He was insufferable as a Flame.
Oil fans are hilarious
This sub is full of salty bitches and drama queens. It’s like the Real housewives of the NHL. Constant juvenile post and comments. Ironic coming from one of the most brutal sport there is. JSTFU already and talk hockey.
average delusional oilers fan who wouldn’t dare beef with tkachuk, much less drop the gloves with a goon like kassian.
Gotta stay off those tracks
Every generation has one, but one did it best.
I forgot about that week Kassian was in the news for something other than driving into a tree.
Tkachuk still living rent free in OPs head all these years later.
His nicknames are Chucky or The Rat King.
The turtle is and will always be Claude Lemieux
Spare me. He did plenty of heavy lifting in CGY, and now his skills are needed elsewhere….and it’s working.
They call him turtle cause he loves pizza
A little boy is walking home from school and finds an Oilers jersey on the side of the road, after making sure it wasn’t a Yakupov jersey, he decides to put it on. Meanwhile a pedophile sees the little boy and pulls his car up beside him, “Want a ride home?” He asks. The little boy agrees and jumps in. As they are driving the pedophile starts asking him all these sexual questions and the boy starts getting uncomfortable. The pedophile carries on with his disgusting questions for a few more blocks and the little boy realizes he has to say something. The pedophile pulls over, looks at the little boy and starts leaning towards him when the boy suddenly says “Hey mister, I just found this jersey on the road, I’m not a real Oilers fan!”
TL;DR He got jumped by a Neanderthal looking plug that doesn’t know how to Buckle his helmet up properly
Next you can make one about he earned his nickname as Stanley Cup Champion 🤣
Petty article. Petty comments. Dude is about to win a cup while living rent free in peoples heads.
Just let him enjoy some success. People get way too tied up into the lives of people they have never met.
But is he [turtley enough for the turtle club](https://youtu.be/sKlpRG6tweo?si=Q3tYqtNVObwGztpJ)?