NHL shit talk power rankings, ranked based on who’s shit talk holds the most weight or is the most valid in 2024 with history in mind
July 21, 2024
CANUCKS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOVE SHARKS, I misclicked. Also Arizona should probably be at the bottom, they don’t have a franchise anymore.
20 comments
this is stupid
On what planet are the disgraced sex scandal covering up now basement residents capable of shit tallking? Their franchise might be going back to another 40 years of irrelevance!
Also buffalo should be last.
I can’t even imagine a CBJ fan’s shit talk. What would that even be like?
Chicago? How the hell?
Columbus behind a team that doesn’t even exist anymore is crazy
Ah yeah suck it everyone because apparently you guys like to get annoyed at what I say
What power do fans of Pittsburgh or Jersey have over anyone
lol, trash organization still acting like they’re relevant or cute. Trashawks.
The habs haven’t done shit in 30+ years
DET is too high. That is coming from a DET fan. We should be middling at best. Sure, we had that streak going, but we *really* fell off the rails. Not too long ago we set a record for the worst season ever.
Also, I think Vegas should be higher. They came in, said they were going to win, and did. Also, every single time some recollects an experience in that area it is a glowing review. Apparently one of the best places to spectate a hockey game. I hear the fans are great too.
Montreal, EDM, and TOR are too high. I think you can drop CAR, NYI, and NYR too.
Move Nashville, Dallas, Boston, and St. Luis up.
Last column looks good, maybe swap TOR and SJS.
You could also just swap Boston and DET, imo.
Not sure what to do with New Jersey.
Edit: Oh god I didn’t even realize Chicago was first. They should not be. They should be near the bottom. They put our beautiful sport in the national spotlight in the worst fucking way. Fuck that org.
Bruins at 16 is wild
What is this based on exactly? “Bragging rights” for the right to shittalk?
What right does Chicago have when they’ve been putrid for a few years now (plus the scandals)? Why isn’t Florida # 1? Why is Tampa above Colorado when Colorado beat them in a cup final?
Pittsburgh has better shit talk than Tampon Bay
I think you nailed it.
Edmonton should be at the same tier as Toronto. Islanders need to be knocked down too.. If the reasoning for Toronto being so low holds
Why is Utah so high?
Chicago fans are usually pretty quiet cause other folks can just meme them for shit their org tried to cover up. But they do have the Bedard prize, so jokes on everyone else if they build around him even slightly better than Edmonton with McJesus.
Vancouver fans, I fully admit, talk way more shit than we have the right to. Lol. There’s a reason we get memed pretty hard. I’d say we should be lower, not higher. Our lack of success per shit talk is way out of wack.
Having the same franchise on the list twice makes the whole list meaningless
Lol Utah what the hell
Yay! Another thread where people pretend to care about Kyle Beach after ridiculing him at the time for coming forward with the lawsuit.
This is the strangest post I think I’ve seen in this sub.. wtf?
20 comments
this is stupid
On what planet are the disgraced sex scandal covering up now basement residents capable of shit tallking? Their franchise might be going back to another 40 years of irrelevance!
Also buffalo should be last.
I can’t even imagine a CBJ fan’s shit talk. What would that even be like?
Chicago? How the hell?
Columbus behind a team that doesn’t even exist anymore is crazy
Ah yeah suck it everyone because apparently you guys like to get annoyed at what I say
What power do fans of Pittsburgh or Jersey have over anyone
lol, trash organization still acting like they’re relevant or cute. Trashawks.
The habs haven’t done shit in 30+ years
DET is too high. That is coming from a DET fan. We should be middling at best. Sure, we had that streak going, but we *really* fell off the rails. Not too long ago we set a record for the worst season ever.
Also, I think Vegas should be higher. They came in, said they were going to win, and did. Also, every single time some recollects an experience in that area it is a glowing review. Apparently one of the best places to spectate a hockey game. I hear the fans are great too.
Montreal, EDM, and TOR are too high. I think you can drop CAR, NYI, and NYR too.
Move Nashville, Dallas, Boston, and St. Luis up.
Last column looks good, maybe swap TOR and SJS.
You could also just swap Boston and DET, imo.
Not sure what to do with New Jersey.
Edit: Oh god I didn’t even realize Chicago was first. They should not be. They should be near the bottom. They put our beautiful sport in the national spotlight in the worst fucking way. Fuck that org.
Bruins at 16 is wild
What is this based on exactly? “Bragging rights” for the right to shittalk?
What right does Chicago have when they’ve been putrid for a few years now (plus the scandals)? Why isn’t Florida # 1? Why is Tampa above Colorado when Colorado beat them in a cup final?
Pittsburgh has better shit talk than Tampon Bay
I think you nailed it.
Edmonton should be at the same tier as Toronto. Islanders need to be knocked down too.. If the reasoning for Toronto being so low holds
Why is Utah so high?
Chicago fans are usually pretty quiet cause other folks can just meme them for shit their org tried to cover up. But they do have the Bedard prize, so jokes on everyone else if they build around him even slightly better than Edmonton with McJesus.
Vancouver fans, I fully admit, talk way more shit than we have the right to. Lol. There’s a reason we get memed pretty hard. I’d say we should be lower, not higher. Our lack of success per shit talk is way out of wack.
Having the same franchise on the list twice makes the whole list meaningless
Lol Utah what the hell
Yay! Another thread where people pretend to care about Kyle Beach after ridiculing him at the time for coming forward with the lawsuit.
This is the strangest post I think I’ve seen in this sub.. wtf?