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>[PhotonicBoom21](/r/denvernuggets/comments/1ebvm6y/89_days_until_tipoff_offseason_discussion_thread/leweod3/)
>>PCT update –
>>Am alive and halfway through Washington! Fucking beautiful up here, would highly recommend if you guys have never been.
>>https://preview.redd.it/da2gktxm6ped1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ec273dff9c21421a7c53ce3b257fe43a1cca78c
>>Been stoked to finally get to service and see some Brodie news, but instead I get back and find out that The Ron Houses fucking died. Why would Boof do this. >:(
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wow
Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, fucked a couch. All of us had found ourselves beheld by the eroticism of two cushions, side-by-side, with that lush, inviting valley between. We all knew how to respect one too: With a rubber glove and any lubricant you had on hand. All of us were lonely at some point, pushed away by the women in our lives It was our outlet and an unspoken-yet-open secret. To want for a couch is to be, and to lay with one as one does? It is a rite of passage into the chambers of manhood.
The Ozempics start today
Have fun at work couch fuckers
https://preview.redd.it/6r77zk1feved1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9311130dfa80f784779e8f78a221e58d8273ca61
New muh fucking leaf, lfg!!
I need this week to end
Got some tightness in a hamstring which is exactly where it meets a toilet seat when I sit down, so I’ve spent a good portion of say sitting on a toilet massaging my hamstring, if you know what I mean
https://preview.redd.it/k62oia6dfved1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d1c43a0ab58ddf2e5204ff5e34cb947e8e511fd
I worked every day since Monday.
Monday, July 15th
12 days in a row
I’m tired, boss
Randomly thinking of Mitt Romney getting to see Pacquiao get slept right in front of him and his wife.
Did you all remember to change your clocks?
I’m back after a long day of searching for new furniture. It was finally time for an upgrade. I needed a little more cushion for the pushin
🫴
Fuck Donald Trump (at basketball)
Serving couch is a mindset
You know I was always the bullied not the bully, so this jd Vance fucked a couch thing is really exciting to me
With all the consternation over the last month, you’d think there’d be more comments in the draft videos posted yesterday.
I love y’all. I hope you have a good day. I’m getting CPR certified today so I’ll like save your lives or something.
Mods, please change my flair to, “Trump is too old and stupid to be President.”
[Four months ago regarding Vlatko](https://www.reddit.com/r/denvernuggets/comments/1bt4gii/offday_discussion_thread_apr_1_2024/kxjs8p7/?context=3)
>I think there is a 0% chance they bring him back.
Republicans: No guys we’re not racist, I swear, we just want a meritocracy! Democrats are the real racists!
Republicans when a black woman gets nominated: Crazy colored DEI slut jesebel slut!
[This appears to be dead in the water before the season even starts](https://www.reddit.com/r/denvernuggets/comments/1cy0y54/playoffs_day_33_discussion_thread_may_22_2024/l57mvpm/)
>Prediction: Jalen Pickett plays 1000 minutes next year (for the Nuggets)
Happy Friday a-holes
[This comment from a month ago was at -46 karma](https://www.reddit.com/r/denvernuggets/comments/1dpinbh/shapiro_heres_calvin_booth_from_just_a_minute_ago/lahfg0r/)
>If Booth is as convinced about CB as his quote entails, then he probably wouldn’t give KCP an offer that puts us into the second apron. And anything over 14 million takes us over that threshold, which is well below his market value.
If any of our photoshop gurus are available and would love to do me a favor:
https://preview.redd.it/d34heko3jved1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc55a3b76060a6de2da30c09302d78f7cf34c64a
Take this album cover, change “sexual” to “sectional,” and put JD’s face over Marvin Gaye’s. You could change the font from Marvin Gaye to JD Vance but that might be too annoying idk.
I wonder if Biden’s gonna do a little osama press conference over the Sinaloa guy
The best thing about accusing someone of fucking a couch is that there’s never gonna be enough evidence to formally say it didn’t happen and also that it’s an impossible task to talk yourself out of, the more you deny fucking a couch the more people will think you fucked a couch.