Patrick Qorbin is somewhere cursing him as we speak
Like a reverse Castellanos
Edit: does this count as Future Dad Strength?
Legendary
I miss the Sockman
Based
We Stan the Tauchmann family in this household.
Both times? I certainly hope she’s gone more than that in her life.
Sockman, Sockman!
Players in MLB history to hit a walk off when Mike Tauchman’s wife has had an OBGYN appointment.
Babe Ruth, Mike Tauchman. That’s it. That’s the List.
Hah man I wish he worked out with us, I always liked him
I need his hat
While the doc was checking her coochie he was saying arrivederci with an oppo-taco see-you-later cooter-tater.
Stirrups get him stirred up.
Given how superstitious we are in baseball I bet his wife is real happy they’re not in some sort of playoff race right now lmfao.
Get ready to learn doctors appointmentese dear wife!
But seriously this was great lol
I’m an amateur gynecologist but I’m willing to do my part to help the Cubs win
JP Crawford is somewhere furrowing his brow deeply, trying to figure out if women’s healthcare is real or not.
Tauchman will always be an underrated favorite of mine. Tons of iconic moments for a guy whose numbers aren’t particularly dominant. Never forget when he had to tell the Yankees he had just hit his first MLB homer because everyone just assumed he already hit a few.
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This is amazing
OBGYN’s in the Chicagoland area rejoice
Patrick Qorbin is somewhere cursing him as we speak
Like a reverse Castellanos
Edit: does this count as Future Dad Strength?
Legendary
I miss the Sockman
Based
We Stan the Tauchmann family in this household.
Both times? I certainly hope she’s gone more than that in her life.
Sockman, Sockman!
Players in MLB history to hit a walk off when Mike Tauchman’s wife has had an OBGYN appointment.
Babe Ruth, Mike Tauchman. That’s it. That’s the List.
Hah man I wish he worked out with us, I always liked him
I need his hat
While the doc was checking her coochie he was saying arrivederci with an oppo-taco see-you-later cooter-tater.
Stirrups get him stirred up.
Given how superstitious we are in baseball I bet his wife is real happy they’re not in some sort of playoff race right now lmfao.
Get ready to learn doctors appointmentese dear wife!
But seriously this was great lol
I’m an amateur gynecologist but I’m willing to do my part to help the Cubs win
JP Crawford is somewhere furrowing his brow deeply, trying to figure out if women’s healthcare is real or not.
Tauchman will always be an underrated favorite of mine. Tons of iconic moments for a guy whose numbers aren’t particularly dominant. Never forget when he had to tell the Yankees he had just hit his first MLB homer because everyone just assumed he already hit a few.