@@BaseballBryce Harper slides into second baseAugust 30, 2024 Bryce Harper slides into second base 46 commentsDude oompa loompa’d his way into second. But hey, safe is safe.I’m not so sure we can call this a slideHe needs to learn from TreaHe’s like me fr fr.I’m new to watching baseball and I’m not a physicist but I can confidently say this does not constitute sliding in any sense of the word.What a scrub. How does someone like this make it to the majors**DO A BARREL ROLL**Atta-boy Harper!SortaSAFEMore like he mugged it.He zigged when he shoulda zaggedinto as in going through a door or into as in crashing into something?DFA this man immediatelyI hate himMeanwhile Arcia has just left the yard for the second time tonightLike a graceful ballerinaWhat’s the fine for that in kangaroo court?definitely one of the slides of all timeTrae Turner would neverVery professionalI like how he looks back for who tripped him.Define “slides”.This slide makes me want to ensure that he’s okay.You okay Bryce? Okay? Cool!Some Eric Sim shitHAHAHAHA*Did he?*You just know that ump stare is full of disappointmentThere goes his shot at the Hall of Fame.I’ve seen better controlled descents on failed Mars landers. Man, flashbacks of Moises Alou. Google “Moises Alou slide” if you don’t remember, it was bad.Seems like Bryce went to the Jalen Hurts school of sliding.Bryce just HarperingThe way the ump looks at him is the best partMe sliding into her DM’sAs I’m currently recovering from a broken ankle, this hurt me.Bryce Harper attempts to slide into 2nd base…Two time MVPBryce please you’re giving me anxiety. Be carefulBeautifulEven more hilarious in person lolIdk what you are talking about, this is a perfect slide.Atta boy Harperthat’s bruce hooper, the no ring kingWe all can’t be like Trea Turner.Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
I’m new to watching baseball and I’m not a physicist but I can confidently say this does not constitute sliding in any sense of the word.
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Dude oompa loompa’d his way into second. But hey, safe is safe.
I’m not so sure we can call this a slide
He needs to learn from Trea
He’s like me fr fr.
I’m new to watching baseball and I’m not a physicist but I can confidently say this does not constitute sliding in any sense of the word.
What a scrub. How does someone like this make it to the majors
**DO A BARREL ROLL**
Atta-boy Harper!
Sorta
SAFE
More like he mugged it.
He zigged when he shoulda zagged
into as in going through a door or into as in crashing into something?
DFA this man immediately
I hate him
Meanwhile Arcia has just left the yard for the second time tonight
Like a graceful ballerina
What’s the fine for that in kangaroo court?
definitely one of the slides of all time
Trae Turner would never
Very professional
I like how he looks back for who tripped him.
Define “slides”.
This slide makes me want to ensure that he’s okay.
You okay Bryce? Okay? Cool!
Some Eric Sim shit
HAHAHAHA
*Did he?*
You just know that ump stare is full of disappointment
There goes his shot at the Hall of Fame.
I’ve seen better controlled descents on failed Mars landers.
Man, flashbacks of Moises Alou. Google “Moises Alou slide” if you don’t remember, it was bad.
Seems like Bryce went to the Jalen Hurts school of sliding.
Bryce just Harpering
The way the ump looks at him is the best part
Me sliding into her DM’s
As I’m currently recovering from a broken ankle, this hurt me.
Bryce Harper attempts to slide into 2nd base…
Two time MVP
Bryce please you’re giving me anxiety. Be careful
Beautiful
Even more hilarious in person lol
Idk what you are talking about, this is a perfect slide.
Atta boy Harper
that’s bruce hooper, the no ring king
We all can’t be like Trea Turner.