[Nightengale] Six security guards are currently chasing a man with a stolen stadium seat outside the Oakland Coliseum.
Six security guards chasing a man with a stolen stadium seat outside the Oakland Coliseum
— Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) September 26, 2024
39 comments
RUN FORREST RUN!
You can do it sir. Go go go
How the hell did he make it outside?
Play the Benny Hill theme
Fuck Fisher
If I can pull the seats out of the ground and make it outside the stadium, I should get to keep them.
Just let him have the fucking seat.
And so it begins.
Why do the guards care so much? They are out of jobs after this.
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
I know this series is an important moment in baseball history but I love how Bob is covering what’s happening in the Oakland Coliseum parking lot in the midst of the playoff races
He didn’t just steal a chair, he stole our hearts.
He made it out of the stadium let him keep it
Just wanted to remind everyone that the Coliseum will still have tenants next year. I’m sure that Roots would appreciate a stadium that hasn’t been vandalized.
“I’m Leaving Here With Something. I’m from around the way. I’m Leaving With Something.” – Denzel wrote the unofficial motto of the A’s last series in Oakland.
How hard would it be to get 60-70 of us to each go in and take a seat? Collective BA would be .729
Lmfao…hope he gets away. Fischer and the city of Oakland can both fuck off
Some A’s fan is laughing hysterically reading this and will get to their seat tomorrow and realize it’s not there, and then have to trudge back to the ticket office like Steve Martin in Planes/Trains/Autos.
LET HIM COOK
free him
I hope this man makes it home with that seat more than anything right now.
I love baseball.
Godspeed, seat thief.
Good Lord. Manny Machado just went thru the concourse running perfectly normally. Said he had “no time” to talk. Too busy evading Security evidently.
I know who I’m rooting for
THEREEEE GOES MY HEEEEROOOOO!
Shocker, the stadium with literal holes in metal floors from rust and disrepair has rusted out bolts.
Man I want a couple seats I’m a diehard Raiders fan 😭
Fucking let him have it. It’s not like John Fisher is going to use them in a week.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/1fokckh/ulpt_request_what_size_socket_do_i_need_to_unbolt/ Lmao I hope it was this guy
Prayers for u/forestdude
This is the sign for everyone else. The guards are distracted and winded. Go!
They cannot possibly be paid enough to stop that guy.
I hope he was the decoy, and a bunch of others are managing to get like a dozen+ seats.
Those fools now they’re down 6 guys. Steal the rest of the chairs.
Just let him have it. After tomorrow no one is ever going to play in that stadium ever again. They should tear it down the day after the last game.
GODSPEED FAN
It would be a shame if he got a lifetime ban from the stadium
Let him have it, they didn’t use it all season.
Dammit, that’s probably my seat for tomorrow’s game.