BREAKING: Atlanta is expected to land the Super Bowl in 2028, reports @BenFischerSBJ.


BREAKING: Atlanta is expected to land the Super Bowl in 2028, reports @BenFischerSBJ.

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  1. Y’all need to get over the 28-3 stuff. I didn’t even associate that with 2028 until I came into the comments.

  2. Okay, I’ll speak it into existence. Picture this, it’s the 2028 Super Bowl. The Mercedes Benz Stadium is rocking, packed wall to wall with red and black. At the end of the previous season, Kirko Chainz, after already winning back to back to back Super Bowls, walked off into the sunset with two rings, a briefcase stuffed with cash, and a pocket full of Kohl’s Cash. Now it’s time for the rise of Penix. With us smacking the crap out of the other team all game, it’s time for the final drive. Penix has been slinging dimes all season, but he knows this is just the beginning of a dynasty. Before he makes his mark as one of the best QB’s to ever put on a uniform, he wants to give back to those who came before him. Before the game, Matt Ryan secretly came out of retirement, just to be part of the team one more time. Penix let Matt quarterback the final play before the clock struck 0:00. It’s a play-action bomb to Kyle Pitts streaking down field, who catches the touchdown. Oh wait, whats this? Kyle Pitts is taking off his jersey…below that is another jersey. #11. He takes off the helmet, revealing the face of Julio Jones. As the red and black confetti falls, he embraces Matty Ice, saying “You’ll always be my bro, bro.” And Penix watches, basking in the glory of the moment, and the knowledge that so many moments like it are to come.

  3. Maybe this time we can get an atlanta artist to perform.

    A shirtless Maroon 5 was a cockslap to the city

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