The Dread Chaos Giraffe, whose presence makes even Cthulu uneasy. The Kraken prove to be fodder by comparison.
The way Kraken fans say “fuck Myers”, a giraffe who made a hit because he is tall, they same way we say “fuck Messier”, an actual villain who ruined our franchise for a decade, is so funny to me
POV: you’re an acacia tree in the savannah
Love Myers but jesus the guy has noodle arms. Always interests me how built hockey players legs are compared to their upper bodies. Hell even Matthew’s and ovi look pregnant lol
I love the smile, it’s like “hey, you’re welcome” lol.
Chaos Giraffe hates the Kraken
They did a really good job of hiding his necks in this photo
John Tavares saw this too. Would have been wild if he connected
Someone needs to photoshop Myers face on that punching Pepe meme XDD
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“Scram!”
Kraken those teeth outta your mouth.
The Dread Chaos Giraffe, whose presence makes even Cthulu uneasy. The Kraken prove to be fodder by comparison.
The way Kraken fans say “fuck Myers”, a giraffe who made a hit because he is tall, they same way we say “fuck Messier”, an actual villain who ruined our franchise for a decade, is so funny to me
POV: you’re an acacia tree in the savannah
Love Myers but jesus the guy has noodle arms. Always interests me how built hockey players legs are compared to their upper bodies. Hell even Matthew’s and ovi look pregnant lol
I love the smile, it’s like “hey, you’re welcome” lol.
Chaos Giraffe hates the Kraken
They did a really good job of hiding his necks in this photo
John Tavares saw this too. Would have been wild if he connected
Someone needs to photoshop Myers face on that punching Pepe meme XDD