Dearest Mother…


The squirrel oil is of the finest quality in the capital city. My neck beard was soft and warm for the portrait unveiling, through which the President of our fine land napped. I have sent a package of peppermints and pheasant feathers. The cows would be proud of the honor bestowed on me today. I love you.

-Andrew

8 comments
  1. I miss that Twitter account so much, but I miss that goofy neckbearded gunslinger even more

  2. Andrew luck was the QB we didn’t deserve. Could have won a few bowls if the front office protected him… EVERY FUCKING TIME HE WAS ON THE FIELD I THOUGHT “we could win this game”. I’d take him over any QB in the game right now. He just wanted to win and I’ll always love him for that.

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