A Prayer to the Saints Holland, Davis, and Herrera.

“O holy trio of relief pitchers,

Saint Davis, Saint Holland, and Saint Herrera,

We beseech thee, on this pivotal day,

October 10th, in the 2024 ALDS' crucial Game 4,

Grant the Kansas City Royals' bullpen thy divine aid.

Seal the victory, silence the opposing bats,
And bring glory to the Royals' crest.

Specifically, we ask that thou:

Crush the arrogance of the Bronx Empire,
Silence the entitled Yankee faithful,
And humble the pinstriped pretenders.

By thy combined dominance, we ask,

Protect our base paths, shut down the Yankee machine,
And propel our team to the ALCS.

May the Royals' blue collar grit and determination
Triumph over the Yankees' East Coast elitism.

Amen."